New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"Saturday mornings with no Soccer AM No Lovejoy, and no Chamberlain. ITV BBC, They're just not for me Content is dumbed down and inane. A young man from near Chittagong, His approach to ladies was wrong."

[Pee Wee]

"So. Luton are at the top table. They'll try to stay up if thay're able. But to tell you the truth With their ex west ham youth They've as much chance of winning as Vince Cable One for the kids there! Saturday mornings with no Soccer AM No Lovejoy, and no Chamberlain"

[Pee Wee]

"So. Luton are at the top table. They'll try to stay up if thay're able. But to tell you the truth With their ex west ham youth They've as much chance of winning as Vince Cable One for the kids there! Saturday mornings with no Soccer AM No Lovejoy, and no Chamberlain"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"The rent boys have been really poor Poor Frank has been shown the door. But don't cause a fuss, He'll end up with us, ""It's what the fans want, I am sure!""* So. Luton are at the top table. They'll try to stay up if thay're able. * - Not MY quote - Sully the Small, said that. Prob'ly"

[eswing hammer]

Lobbing missiles at –ö–∏—ó–≤ today. On the front lines most run away But when the going gets rough Them Ukrainians are tuff And those ruskies are all fuckin gay! The rent boys have been really poor Poor Frank has been shown the door

[arsene york-hunt]

"Now Moyes has a cunning plan B Not quite as cunning as his plan C But alas and alack, He won't get the sack, Which would be a spiffing plan D. Lobbing missiles at –ö–∏—ó–≤ today. On the front lines most run away"

[Alwaysaniron]

Will we see our Declan lift up. In Prague this years EFL cup It’ll happen for sure Providing we score more And Cresswell doesn’t fuck it up. Now Moyes has a cunning plan B Not quite as cunning as his plan C

[arsene york-hunt]

"Was during a fancy-dress session, He did his Rolf Harris impression... Sat a kid on his knee, And got a stiffee, That's what he said in his confession. Will we see our Declan lift up. In Prague this years EFL cup"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A summer of transfers awaits If Moyes stays we’re in dire straights. If we buy the world's best, Moyes WILL make them rest As he just keeps on picking his mates. Was during a fancy-dress session, He did his Rolf Harris impression..."

[Pee Wee]

The happy clappy foxes are down With them goes the ear cupping clown That’s twice now for Sam His style is a sham Next year it’ll be Luton Town A summer of transfers awaits If Moyes stays we’re in dire straights

[Helmut Shown]

"A young man from Vladivastok Fell off while climbing up a rock, On the end of a rope He dangled in hope But he had to shit in his sock The happy clappy foxes are down With them goes the ear cupping clown"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I know that this barely matters But I’m glad for the win by the hatters, Missed the last penalty, Rushed to the lavatory To create pebbledash splatters, A young man from Vladivastok Fell off while climbing up a rock,"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"Is paying a woman for sex, A pain...or as good as it gets? Depends if the hooker Is a dog or a looker Better still the ones in fishnets I know that this barely matters But I’m glad for the win by the hatters"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"The truth could not be much planer, What a piece of shit's Angela Rayner. A red-headed snide, Bats for the wrong side: A narcissist but a lot vainer. Is paying a woman for sex, A pain...or as good as it gets?"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Levy can't hire a coach They think he's a nasty cockroach, I have been told too, He's a miserly jew. Not exactly beyond all reproach. The truth could not be much planer, What a piece of shit's Angela Rayner"

[Helmut Shown]

"A refugee girl from Ukraine, Did tricks in the bogs on a train She sat there demure With an innocence so pure But on her blouse a big semen stain Levy can't hire a coach They think he's a nasty cockroach"

[arsene york-hunt]

"He was obsessed with Mia Kahlif Spending hours beating his beef He got over tired, And sadly expired, She sent his a rather nice wreath. A refugee girl from Ukraine, Did tricks in the bogs on a train"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

A young girl hung around the docks Earning money sucking sailor’s cocks One day she blew The Ark Royal’s crew And gave a young bosun the pox He was obsessed with Mia Kahlif Spending hours beating his beef

[Helmut Shown]

"He lay under a glass coffee table. And told me to curl out a big cable But the stuff that I laid Was diarrhoea, I’m afraid My bowels are not very stable A young girl hung around the docks Earning money sucking sailor’s cocks"

[Helmut Shown]

"He lay under a glass coffee table. And told me to curl out a big cable But the stuff that I laid Was diarrhoea, I’m afraid My bowels are not very stable A young girl hung around the docks Earning money sucking sailor’s cocks"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I know that this might sound queer But I don’t really like Czech beer, It don't pass the test But German beer is best* I was told by my mate Albert Speer. He lay under a glass coffee table. And told me to curl out a big cable."

[arsene york-hunt]

"I know that this might sound queer But I don’t really like Czech beer, It don't pass the test But German beer is great I was told by my mate Albert Speer. He lay under a glass coffee table. And told me to curl out a big cable."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"There was a young man from Uganda Caught his knob in an orbital sander He let out a whine But my god did it shine Hey wifey, come take a gander I know that this might sound queer But I don’t really like Czech beer"

[Helmut Shown]

I'm heading to Prague on my own With no ticket it'll be the Fanzone I’ll be seen on the big telly Won’t show my beer belly Like the barcodes who lower the tone There was a young man from Uganda Caught his knob in an orbital sander

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

They're searching for the body of Maddie and questioning a big German baddie It may of been him But even more grim It may have been mummy or daddy I'm heading to Prague on my own With no ticket it'll be the Fanzone