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New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
by les marteaux
Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Jan 2023, 23:00
by Helmut Shown
"Bending her over without any lube He was deep in her Fallopian tube She cried out in pain ""Never again! His helmet is shaped like a cube!"" One - nil against Brentford reserves Not what a diehard deserves"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Jan 2023, 16:09
by Hello Mrs. Jones
I'm afraid that our manager David Moyes Produces the football that annoys His ten at the back will get him the sack For the dour brand of footie he employs Bending her over without any lube He was deep in her Fallopian tube
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Jan 2023, 14:10
by Helmut Shown
The last time I went to the loo I dropped the most horrible poo A diet of curry Produced this vile slurry As I heave and try not to spew I'm afraid that our manager David Moyes Produces the football that annoys
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Jan 2023, 02:21
by Hello Mrs. Jones
For washing ladies undies onboard. Hundred a week ( All I can afford) But I have to watch When sniffing a crotch As many would think it untoward The last time I went to the loo I dropped the most horrible poo
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 10 Jan 2023, 02:05
by arsene york-hunt
"Potholes in the road now the norm County politicians true to form But projects insane Like changing Black Boy Lane, Only then can the fuckers perform. For woshing ladies undies onboard. Hundred a week ( All I can afford)."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 Jan 2023, 21:22
by Helmut Shown
The news that our Gareth has quit To be honest I don't give a shit Played for the y*ds Played golf and earned quids What's to like 'bout the sheep shagging git? Potholes in the road now the norm County politicians true to form
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 Jan 2023, 17:43
by Hello Mrs. Jones
"In a posh café, ordering a tart She let off a very loud fart Her pants were a quiver from an expelled piece of liver As well as a bit of her heart The news that our Gareth has quit To be honest I don't give a shit"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 Jan 2023, 13:59
by arsene york-hunt
"These tossers who follow things royal, I think they need boiling in oil, If I had my way They'd de swept away, The Monarchy makes my blood boil. In a posh café, ordering a tart She let off a very loud fart"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 09 Jan 2023, 12:52
by Helmut Shown
"I'm thinking of buying a drone, My voyeuristic skills to hone It might give you closure On indecent exposure Or breathing heavy on the phone These tossers who follow things royal, I think they need boiling in oil"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Jan 2023, 20:46
by arsene york-hunt
"If the Moyes situation gets hotter Then I think the answer is Potter That fucking Klopp slob Could be out of a job, But I wouldn't want such a rotter. I'm thinking of buying a drone, My voyeuristic skills to hone"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Jan 2023, 16:53
by Hello Mrs. Jones
"There was an old bloke from Kings Lynn, Was bitten by a dog on his shin The incident occurred When the filthy old turd Was slipping his large penis in If the Moyes situation gets hotter Then I think the answer is Potter"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Jan 2023, 16:53
by Hello Mrs. Jones
"There was an old bloke from Kings Lynn, Was bitten by a dog on his shin The incident occurred When the filthy old turd Was slipping his large penis in If the Moyes situation gets hotter Then I think the answer is Potter"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Jan 2023, 15:53
by arsene york-hunt
"Walking down Southend sea front Her dress blew up showing her cսnt, ,Wearing an arse plug And looking very smug A puliic decency affront There was an old bloke from Kings Lynn, Was bitten by a dog on his shin."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 08 Jan 2023, 13:40
by Helmut Shown
We've beaten the Bees as we speak I'd sooner have stuffed 'em last week We‚Äôre deep in this hole As we can‚Äôt score a goal Our defence continues to leak Walking down Southend sea front Her dress blew up showing her cսnt (Back to normality)
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Jan 2023, 21:40
by arsene york-hunt
"Mike Oxsaw and Arsene york-hunt are struggling for ideas, to be blunt (I'm waiting swt) My dear HMJ Are you trying to say, That I'm some kind of poetic cսnt. We've beaten the Bees as we speak I'd sooner have stuffed 'em last week. Or would you prefer some filth?"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Jan 2023, 18:28
by Hello Mrs. Jones
"It would be just our luck Winning when no one gives a fuck But au contraire I really do care But should Millwall win it would suck Mike Oxsaw and Arsene york-hunt are struggling for ideas, to be blunt (I'm waiting swt)"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Jan 2023, 13:35
by arsene york-hunt
"The knob-cheese that covered his dick, From half a mile made you feel sick. The bloke, mostly drunk Smelt worse thean a skunk. The fucking bloke gets on my wick. I tt would be just our luck Winning when no one gives a fuck."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Jan 2023, 12:14
by Mike Oxsaw
"I've got a feeling tomorrow the Bees Will bring our sad lot to their knees. But I really don't care, 'cos we're already there. As ev'ryone in footballing sees The knob-cheese that covered his dick, From half a mile made you feel sick."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 07 Jan 2023, 02:57
by Hello Mrs. Jones
"He was recruited to MI 6, After being caught sucking blokes dicks His name was Bond And was particularly fond Of the cheese he found in their pricks Ive got a feeling tomorrow the Bees Will bring our sad lot to their knees"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 06 Jan 2023, 13:00
by arsene york-hunt
"I'm off to the UK in the morn To visit the place i was born Happy will I be, In Jaywick on Sea, Home cooking and internet porn. He was recruited to MI 6, After being caught sucking blokes dicks"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 06 Jan 2023, 12:27
by Hello Mrs. Jones
A point every game will be tough And likely it won’t be enough But when May has arrived And we have survived Then I'll go down on K. Brady's muff I'm off to the UK in the morn To visit the place i was born
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 05 Jan 2023, 20:30
by ,
A chap from the north of Peru Did fart and then follow right through. At high altitude This is held to be rude Especially in Machu Picchu. A point every game will be tough And likely it won’t be enough
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 05 Jan 2023, 19:52
by Mike Oxsaw
"There was an old man from Balblair Found crabs in his pubic hair. And stuck up his arse Was a cock made of glass, But nobody knows why it's there. A chap from the north of Peru Did fart and then follow right through."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 05 Jan 2023, 16:42
by Helmut Shown
"There was once an old bloke from Corfu, Found a lump of dog shit in his shoe But being perverted His foot he inserted Luxuriating in the hot poo There was an old man from Balblair Found crabs in his pubic hair"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 05 Jan 2023, 14:56
by arsene york-hunt
"It's YOUR fault - and not ever mine We're deep in the shit all the time. The typical scouse, Said in the nuthouse. ""You lot of cunts think we're all slime"". There was once an old bloke from Corfu, Found a lump of dog shit in his shoe"