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Anyone having a Turkey sandwich today?

I thought I was going to Smith and Wollensky in Covent Garden later but it‚Äôs fully booked ?üôÑ. Would have made up for not being in Austria. Oh well.

I’m going for the 1607 Jamestown puritan look today… walking around in frumpy black robes with a bible in my hand… whilst shouting burn the witch of any woman I see a bit of cleavage….

"Thanksgiving always reminds me of Planes, Trains...a fucking classic."

Sold that comes across as a 'slurps' of the wrong kind.........

Sold - Not surprised you will be marking the event :-)

"I shall be invading Wales, getting helped through the first winter by being succoured by the friendly natives, and then repaying that debt by committing genocide on them by means of infecting them with English diseases, killing all their sheep and shitting on their leeks. Then I'll proclaim a national holiday to brag about how clever I was."

No but I shall be supping a pint of Sam Adams at luncheon in raising a toast to our American allies across the pond…

"Not me , just another of those ridiculous americanisms I choose to ignore."

Fuck off Manuel