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cup of tea" wrote: ↑24 Dec 2024, 16:22 Well it's been a fantastic start to the Xmas period, woke up this morning with no hot water so had to have a plumber round to sort it and I have also run out of milk and can't be bothered to go out and brave the supermarket filled with animals who think their is a famine on. Black coffee it is then.

Wake me up when it is January, Xmas just pisses me off now, oh, and I officially 'logged off' work at home at 3pm then get a text from my big boss Director asking me to give something the once over. Yeah, OK, that's going down as 2 hours overtime as well, cսnt.

P.s. And fuck him, stretch it to 4 hours overtime!

That's you, that is...

Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑24 Dec 2024, 13:29

Nurse Ratched" wrote: ↑24 Dec 2024, 12:31 I've had everything sorted for weeks, re gifts. Ocado came with all the Christmas groceries yesterday morning. Made dough for the Boxing Day focaccia an hour ago and put it in the fridge to ferment. House is all twinkly and I'm sipping tea feeling pretty smug. 

Then my last-minute-dot-com son drops the bomb. He hasn't done all his gift shopping and can I come out with him to help him get something for his sister. Today. On Christmas bastard Eve. He won't go anywhere till he's had a gallon of coffee and a shower. I tell him the shopping centre he likes shuts at 5pm and it's now getting on for 1pm. "Yeah, no worries".

Sitting here, grinding my teeth down to stumps.

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Nurse Ratched" wrote: ↑24 Dec 2024, 12:31 I've had everything sorted for weeks, re gifts. Ocado came with all the Christmas groceries yesterday morning. Made dough for the Boxing Day focaccia an hour ago and put it in the fridge to ferment. House is all twinkly and I'm sipping tea feeling pretty smug. 

Then my last-minute-dot-com son drops the bomb. He hasn't done all his gift shopping and can I come out with him to help him get something for his sister. Today. On Christmas bastard Eve. He won't go anywhere till he's had a gallon of coffee and a shower. I tell him the shopping centre he likes shuts at 5pm and it's now getting on for 1pm. "Yeah, no worries".

Sitting here, grinding my teeth down to stumps.

Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑24 Dec 2024, 12:12

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑24 Dec 2024, 10:11 Get fucked the lot of ya

Wasn't that what Joseph said to the kings, shepherds & angels when he cottoned on to the fact that the kid was not his?

Nurse Ratched" wrote: ↑24 Dec 2024, 12:31 I've had everything sorted for weeks, re gifts. Ocado came with all the Christmas groceries yesterday morning. Made dough for the Boxing Day focaccia an hour ago and put it in the fridge to ferment. House is all twinkly and I'm sipping tea feeling pretty smug. 

Then my last-minute-dot-com son drops the bomb. He hasn't done all his gift shopping and can I come out with him to help him get something for his sister. Today. On Christmas bastard Eve. He won't go anywhere till he's had a gallon of coffee and a shower. I tell him the shopping centre he likes shuts at 5pm and it's now getting on for 1pm. "Yeah, no worries".

Sitting here, grinding my teeth down to stumps.

I think I'd be ever so kind if I received such a request, and offer the relevant offspring a lift to the shopping centre, and possibly even a pickup at the end when shopping had been completed.

Assuming it's not too far away of course.

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑24 Dec 2024, 10:11 Get fucked the lot of ya