New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A young lady thought that perhaps She’d get work done on her low hanging flaps. A nip and a tuck, And then a test fuck To make sure there aren't any gaps. They say the earth's getting hot. The sun, they say, has lost the plot."

[Helmut Shown]

"They've painted Stonehenge, the twats. A bunch of entitled, sad prats You know their types Hooray Henry arsewipes Not found in council flats A young lady thought that perhaps She’d get work done on her low hanging flaps"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a Russian tourist called Vlad Got the clap off a rentboy in Chad The bloke had no scruples And paid him in roubles As such, he's a bounder and cad. They've painted Stonehenge, the twats. A bunch of entitled, sad prats"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A feisty girl from the Azores Would walk around with no drawers, It keeps cool her gash, Saves time with a slash, And helps to check vaginal sores. There was a Russian tourist called Vlad Got the clap off a rentboy in Chad"

[Helmut Shown]

It's said that our own Carlton Cole Would fuck anything with a hole When exhausting them he found He'd turn them around Impaling their bums on his pole A feisty girl from the Azores Would walk around with no drawers

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young man called Cox Beneath his bed were many wank socks, A young man from Hants, The same but with pants But the Welsh use the fleece from their flocks. It's said that our own Carlton Cole Would fuck anything with a hole"

[Helmut Shown]

"Last night I'd to hold the remote, Avoiding that Lineker scrote Half time? Have a shit! Don't listen to the git He's nothing to say of note There was a young man called Cox Beneath his bed there were many wank socks"

[Helmut Shown]

"Last night I'd to hold the remote, Avoiding that Lineker scrote Half time? Have a shit! Don't listen to the git He's nothing to say of note There was a young man called Cox Beneath his bed there were many wank socks"

[Helmut Shown]

"Last night I'd to hold the remote, Avoiding that Lineker scrote Half time? Have a shit! Don't listen to the git He's nothing to say of note There was a young man called Cox Beneath his bed there were many wank socks"

[Helmut Shown]

"Last night I'd to hold the remote, Avoiding that Lineker scrote Half time? Have a shit! Don't listen to the git He's nothing to say of note There was a young man called Cox Beneath his bed there were many wank socks"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The ""expert"" who opines refs conclusions An American bint with delusions. The media, you see, Is all wokery, Nobody subjected to exclusions. Last night I'd to hold the remote, Avoiding that Lineker scrote"

[Helmut Shown]

"England's blunt attack did fuck all. I think I'd rather watch Moyesball The tiki-taki game Is so fucking lame The train is about to stall The ""expert"" who opines refs conclusions An American, a bint with delusions"

[Helmut Shown]

"England's blunt attack did fuck all. I think I'd rather watch Moyesball The tiki-taki game Is so fucking lame The train is about to stall The ""expert"" who opines refs conclusions An American, a bint with delusions"

[Helmut Shown]

"England's blunt attack did fuck all. I think I'd rather watch Moyesball The tiki-taki game Is so fucking lame The train is about to stall The ""expert"" who opines refs conclusions An American, a bint with delusions"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young man from Wigan Who boasted his cock was a big 'un There are girls who state, That big cocks are great But there are some who just don't dig 'em. England's blunt attack did fuck all. I think I'd rather watch Moyesball"

[Helmut Shown]

Oops A girl from Weston-Super-Mare Dyed red her bush of pubic hair With her labia on view Soliciting a screw Better if she shaved it bare There was a young man from Wigan Who boasted his cock was a big 'un

[Helmut Shown]

Oops A girl from Weston-Super-Mare Dyed red her bush of pubic hair With her labia on view Soliciting a screw Better if she shaved it bare There was a young man from Wigan Who boasted his cock was a big 'un

[Helmut Shown]

My girlfriend's got massive great bangers. Enough to fill two aircraft hangers A dead heat for her brace In a Zeppelin race Will stiffen lots of men's whangers There was a young man from Wigan Who boasted his cock was a big 'un

[Helmut Shown]

My girlfriend's got massive great bangers. Enough to fill two aircraft hangers A dead heat for her brace In a Zeppelin race Will stiffen lots of men's whangers There was a young man from Wigan Who boasted his cock was a big 'un

[Helmut Shown]

My girlfriend's got massive great bangers. Enough to fill two aircraft hangers A dead heat for her brace In a Zeppelin race Will stiffen lots of men's whangers There was a young man from Wigan Who boasted his cock was a big 'un

[arsene york-hunt]

"My girlfriend's got massive great bangers. Enough to fill two aircraft hangers. But those sexist chaps , Who laugh about her baps, Will be made aware they've dropped clangers. A girl from Weston-Super-Mare Dyed red her bush of pubic hair"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"The Scottish defence it has to be said Played like extras from Sean of the Dead It sure took some nerve, (To be) that far off the curve, They'd have had more success stuck in bed. My girlfriend's got massive great bangers. Enough to fill two aircraft hangers."

[Alwaysaniron]

The screening of the Euros on TV Ruined by bimbos for me Stating the obvious all day None know how to play I to cap it sit down to wee The Scottish defence it has to be said Played like extras from Sean of the Dead

[Helmut Shown]

The Scotch as anticipated By the bratwurst munchers decimated That bloke John McGinn Believed all the spin His performance? I'd say X-rated The screening of the Euros on TV Ruined by bimbos for me

[arsene york-hunt]

"You have to choose who's good for you Ignoring the entitled few. Do not go to the polls, Stink in bed, or play bowls, There must be better things to do. The Scotch as anticipated By the bratwurst munchers decimated"