New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"He'll take a lot of the blame, Please let it be his last game Not a lot of blame, ALL Under a stone should crawl He should hold his head in shame. Frankfurt's Nuremburg style crowd' Regimented, repetitive loud,"

[Helmut Shown]

"Europe is now ours to lose, Let's hope that we still get to choose But our errant left back Dropped us in the cack Twice in three games? No excuse He'll take a lot of the blame, Please let it be his last game"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Northern refs have been sent to try us These tossers with their northern bias So only big brands Play in foreign lands, By order! The TV subscribers. Europe is now ours to lose, Let's hope that we still get to choose"

[Helmut Shown]

"We're not dirty, don't cheat and don't sledge, Why do refs never give us the edge Since the Premier's construction So much corruption Its just the thin end of the wedge Northern refs have been sent to try us These tossers with their northern bias"

[Helmut Shown]

"We're not dirty, don't cheat and don't sledge, Why do refs never give us the edge Since the Premier's construction So much corruption Its just the thin end of the wedge Northern refs have been sent to try us These tossers with their northern bias"

[arsene york-hunt]

"That fat little fucker Jon Moss As a referee not worth a toss The refs in the Prem? There's not one of them, Who's not a bent, fucking dead loss. We're not dirty, don't cheat and don't sledge, Why do refs never give us the edge"

[Helmut Shown]

"Brian Robson's a great manager, Was a winner when at Errn - Erm-, Err!. As a tactician, not the smartest, An alleged piss artist All very true, i'll wager That fat little fucker Jon Moss As a referee not worth a toss"

[arsene york-hunt]

"That Conti is also a prick Jumps around like a lunatic, This foul eyetie cur, Is at t*tt'nam Hotspur A given therefore, he's a dick. Brian Robson's a great manager, Was a winner when at Errn - Erm-, Err!."

[Helmut Shown]

"Let's talk of the odious Klopp, A man I would happily top. There is no worse sight Than this vile German shite Chest slapping in front of the kop That Conti is also a prick Jumps around like a lunatic"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I normally lose with good grace But Arteta? I'd tread on his face, In the endless hunt, For this years biggest cսnt, He's with the front few in the race. Let's talk of the odious Klopp, A man I would happily top."

[Helmut Shown]

"Is Joe Biden more dead than alive If so what does the west need to revive Someone with a pulse? What'd make me convulse Trump back, that'd be a nosedive I normally lose with good grace But Arteta? I'd tread on his face"

[Alwaysaniron]

The ideal holiday for me A fortnight in Frinton on Sea No kiss me quick No vomit or sick Just old fuckers stinking of wee. Is Joe Biden more dead than alive If so what does the west need to revive

[arsene york-hunt]

"The reason these verses I try? My name is in ""Updated By"", Oh give it a rest Your rhymes are the best . On that we can always rely, The ideal holiday for me? A fortnight in Frinton on Sea"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"It's still on, the nightmare from hell Victims win league, sp*rs in the CL If we don't keep the faith We could end up eighth Would make me feel very unwell. The reason these verses I try? My name is in ""Updated By"""

[arsene york-hunt]

"HS. brilliant (despite using the obvious rhyme). Thank fuck Mike Dean is retiring As a ref, not very inspiring It makes me want to cuss. Cos he just can't stand us. Wouldn't mind if the cսnt was expiring. It's still on, the nightmare from hell Victims win league, sp*rs in the CL"

[Helmut Shown]

"All that I could do was to cringe, While watching the Edinbrugh fringe Pity the consumer For what passes as humour From a pansexual thing with a minge Thank fuck Mike Dean is retiring As a ref, not very inspiring"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The weather is picking up now, Today saw a duck and a cow, A cat, a canine And a randy swine Mounting a big fat old sow. All that I could do was to cringe, While watching the Edinbrugh fringe"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The weather is picking up now, Today saw a duck and a cow, A cat, a canine And a randy swine Mounting a big fat old sow. All that I could do was to cringe, While watching the Edinbrugh fringe"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The weather is picking up now, Today saw a duck and a cow, A cat, a canine And a randy swine Mounting a big fat old sow. All that I could do was to cringe, While watching the Edinbrugh fringe"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A bloke who was trying his luck, Asked fancy a quick Friar Tuck The answer was ""No!"" ""Now why don't you go?"" ""You're obnoxious! You're dirty, you're YUCK!"" The weather is picking up now, Today saw a duck and a cow,"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I just wish sometimes we could see An attack minded team with plan B, It's out to the flank, A cross not worth a wank, And often straight to the goalie. A bloke who was trying his luck, Asked fancy a quick Friar Tuck"

[Helmut Shown]

"A four nil win, or thereabouts, Will do against a bunch of krauts When taking a shot Accurate? we're not So therefore, I have my doubts I just wish sometimes we could see An attack minded team with plan B"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Ex players from the mythical top six Want Dec to sign for the pricks, Only these clubs, you see, Should win a trophy, The rest can just play with their dicks. A four nil win, or thereabouts, Will do against a bunch of krauts"

[Helmut Shown]

There was once a young girl called Renata Up her minge shoved a huge beef Tomato But in due course Made bolognaise sauce Squeezed and scraped off of her garter Ex players from the mythical top six Want Dec to sign for the pricks

[arsene york-hunt]

"This week we are playing the Hun It is going to be lots of fun, My great Uncle Bert, Who came from Frankfurt, Bombed London,and still has a gum. There was once a young girl called Renata Up he minge shoved a huge beef Tomato* *pronounced tomarter"