New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"ts said Chancellor Jeremy Hunt Is a conman to be brutally blunt But all politicians, 'R'on for themselves missions, A FACT that you need to confront. Who the fuck was Norman Dee, On the D Day news on TV"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"In the nonce wing in Pentonville A flasher was feeling quite ill. He whipped out his todger, For his cell mate called Roger But Roger just called the old bill. In Europe, the right are uprising Yet nobody finds this surprising."

[Helmut Shown]

In the nonce wing in Pentonville A flasher was feeling quite ill. To improve the bad feeling His clothes he started peeling And stood there doing a windmill Its said Chancellor Jeremy Hunt Is a conman to be brutally blunt

[Helmut Shown]

In the nonce wing in Pentonville A flasher was feeling quite ill. To improve the bad feeling His clothes he started peeling And stood there doing a windmill Its said Chancellor Jeremy Hunt Is a conman to be brutally blunt

[arsene york-hunt]

"Now Farage is like marmite its said Some like him but most want him dead Party politics, Is only for pricks, So I'm off for six weeks in the Med. In the nonce wing in Pentonville A flasher was feeling quite ill."

[Alwaysaniron]

They walk around with hair in dreadlocks It's rumoured they they all have big cocks But those paler in town View it all with a frown As nobody wanks as well into socks Now Farage is like marmite its said Some like him but most want him dead

[Helmut Shown]

"A Chinawoman from Nangking. Gave her punters a good spanking Liking fierce flagellation? Men of their station From politics, shipping and banking They walk around with hair in dreadlocks It's rumoured they they all have big cocks"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The girl that I'm dating said ""Fred,"" ""Would you like me to give you more head?"" His girlfriend Maria Gave Fred gonorrhoea. So he just told her to drop dead. A Chinawoman from Nangking. Gave her punters a good spanking"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Now HR has made the whole world too woke And you can't laugh anymore at a rude joke But, if you're discreet You can have a dump in the street And blame it on immigrant folk. The girl that I'm dating said ""Fred,"" ""Would you like me to give you more head?"""

[Alwaysaniron]

It is said that the girls from Dundee Often squat in the gutter to pee Whereas as girls from the coast Who like drinking the most Just walk in a pee in the sea Now HR has made the whole world too woke And you can't laugh anymore at a rude joke

[Helmut Shown]

There was a man from Poole in Dorset. Hs wife caught him wearing her corset. He looked rather silly With his dangling willy He looked like a big pile of horse shit It is said that the girls from Dundee Often squat in the gutter to pee

[arsene york-hunt]

"A German fan had a bratwurst dinner Just as Scotland got an undeserved winner He cried ""Das ist Scheiße!"" Which was not very nice, Upsetting his neighbours in Pinner. There was a man from Poole in Dorset. Hs wife caught him wearing her corset."

[Alwaysaniron]

"There was a young bloke from near Fife Where incestuous sex is quite rife His sister was game, his brother the same As they both had a go on his wife. A German fan had a bratwurst dinner Just as Scotland got an undeserved winner"

[Alwaysaniron]

"The was a young bloke from near Fife, Where incestuous sex is quite rife His sister was game, his brother the same As they both had a go on his wife. ."

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young lady from Wembley The sight of a cock made her trembly On the net she did go To buy a dildo, But had to do home assembly. The was a young bloke from near Fife, Where incestuous sex is rife."

[Helmut Shown]

"A woman, in evening gown Once went to the bad side of town. She met a young thug Who chewed on her rug After pulling her knickers down There was a young lady from Wembley The sight of a cock made her trembly"

[Helmut Shown]

"A woman, in evening gown Once went to the bad side of town. She met a young thug Who chewed on her rug After pulling her knickers down There was a young lady from Wembley The sight of a cock made her trembly"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a girl from Belarus, Who produced excessive love juice. She'd never run dry And no one knows why But it tasted of badly cooked goose. A woman, in evening gown Once went to the bad side of town."

[arsene york-hunt]

"I knew a young girl called Molly Who got too involved with her collie, The silly young mare, Liked plenty of hair, She married a foubee called Solly. There was a girl from Belarus, Who produced excessive love juice."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"No West Ham as the season's through, Apart from porn, nothing to do At least we have Trump The orange faced chump To hear all the lies that he’ll spew I knew a young girl called Molly Who got too involved with her collie"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Now. Some posters cannot hold debates It's clear that they're lacking in mates. Semi-literate turds Who spout stupid words, Best to leave the cunts to their fates. No West Ham as the season's through, Apart from porn, nothing to do"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Now. Some posters cannot hold debates It's clear that they're lacking in mates. Semi-literate turds Who spout stupid words, Best to leave the cunts to their fates. No West Ham as the season's through, Apart from porn, nothing to do"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"The was a tramp in Bethnal Green, You smell him be'dfore he was seen . All vomit and shit, But the very worst bit, Was having to stand where he'd been Now. Some posters cannot hold debates It's clear that they're lacking in mates."

[arsene york-hunt]

"So we’ve offered 30 million quid For this unknown Brazilian kid, It would give me the hump, If on him sp*rs lump, And he ended up as a yid. The was a tramp in Bethnal Green, You smell him be'dfore he was seen"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

A rude young lady from Bude Had various traits so lewd One that has heinous Was to lick a man’s anus Moments after he’d poo-ed So we’ve offered 30 million quid For this unknown Brazilian kid