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New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
by les marteaux
Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Oct 2018, 14:39
by arsene york-hunt
"A lorry driver and a girl from Partick Made love in the cab of his artic. She farted out loud, He said ""That's not allowed. In the new Hindu month of Kartic."" An old boy tried to shag his old dutch But her drawers were rotten at the crutch"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Oct 2018, 14:39
by arsene york-hunt
"A lorry driver and a girl from Partick Made love in the cab of his artic. She farted out loud, He said ""That's not allowed. In the new Hindu month of Kartic."" An old boy tried to shag his old dutch But her drawers were rotten at the crutch"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 21 Oct 2018, 14:39
by arsene york-hunt
"A lorry driver and a girl from Partick Made love in the cab of his artic. She farted out loud, He said ""That's never allowed. In the new Hindu month of Kartic."" An old boy tried to shag his old dutch But her drawers were rotten at the crutch"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 19 Oct 2018, 15:53
by Helmut Shown
Her first blow job with some old git. And unsure as to swallow or spit So gargling she chose Some came from her nose And dribbled right down to her tit A lorry driver and a girl from Partick Made love in tge cab of his artic
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 19 Oct 2018, 14:15
by arsene york-hunt
"A porn actress while shooting a scene was warming up flicking her bean Her new co-star's dong Was fifteen inches long, She screamed and since has not been seen. Her first blow job with some old git. And unsure as to swallow or spit"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 18 Oct 2018, 22:11
by Helmut Shown
"In a brothel in Harare, Worked a cute young girl called Marie When dressed for Diwali, She fucked a Somali, Who got spunk all over her sari A porn actress while shooting a scene was warming up flicking her bean"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 18 Oct 2018, 20:56
by arsene york-hunt
She'd*
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 18 Oct 2018, 16:05
by arsene york-hunt
"A dainty young lady from Dorking Was fond of a jolly good porking. When walking through town, She take her knickers down Because her mutton she was hawking. In a brothel in Harare, Worked a cute young girl called Marie."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 17 Oct 2018, 23:35
by doomhunk
FFS With a cock as dead as can be A thumb up his arse was the key. When wiggled just right He became quite the sight As it seemed he’d not two legs but three. A dainty young lady from Dorking Was fond of a jolly good porking.
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 17 Oct 2018, 23:35
by doomhunk
With a cock as dead as can be A thumb up his arse was the key. When wiggled just right He became quite the sight As it seemed he’d not two legs but three. A dainty young lady from adoring Was fond of a jolly good porking.
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 17 Oct 2018, 23:18
by HairyHammer
In a brothel in Auchenshoogle A young lady Rosie McDougal Had only one breast Still Men thought her blessed As her vag smelt like apple strudel With a cock as dead as can be A thumb up his arse was the key
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 17 Oct 2018, 14:43
by arsene york-hunt
"This is not about you, move along, You smelly, fat, old, balding mong. It's about Auntie Pat Who ,it's said, once shat, On a glass table for Mao Zedong In a brothel in Auchenshoogle A young lady Rosie McDougal"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Oct 2018, 19:36
by Mike Oxsaw
"A WPC called Joy Once arrested a young rent boy He was sucking a willy Just off Piccadilly Whilst wanking an old diddycoy. This is not about you, move along, You smelly, fat, old, balding mong."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Oct 2018, 15:46
by arsene york-hunt
"As he lay in a haystack asleep, He was awoken by a randy sheep, He said with a scoff, Would you please fuck off, And send in that Little Bo Peep. A WPC called Joy Once arrested a young rent boy"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Oct 2018, 15:46
by arsene york-hunt
"As he lay in a haystack asleep, He was awoken by a randy sheep, He said with a scoff, Would you please fuck off, And send in that Little Bo Peep. A WPC called Joy Once arrested a young rent boy"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 15 Oct 2018, 13:38
by Helmut Shown
"He was wandering past St. Paul's Innocently scratching his balls Said a passing bobby ""You're stroking your knobby"" As it poked out through a hole in his smalls As he lay in a haystack asleep, He was awoken by a randy sheep"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 15 Oct 2018, 02:03
by arsene york-hunt
"The captain on his jumbo jet, Did offer the purser a bet ""The vice captain I say, Is certainly gay. Has he bummed the new steward yet?"" He was wandering past St. Paul's Innocently scratching his balls"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 14 Oct 2018, 21:11
by Mike Oxsaw
"While out for a night on the lash She was looking for somewhere to slash So she found some old tramp And made him quite damp With a torrent of piss from her gash. The captain on his jumbo jet, Did offer the purser a bet"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 14 Oct 2018, 09:40
by Helmut Shown
"While out on a trip in Bangkok A Sailor had a tattoo on his cock When flaccid and forlorn It said ""Women"", but on the horn Said ""Welcome to Dagenham Dock"" While out for a night on the lash She was looking for somewhere to slash"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 Oct 2018, 18:20
by The Stoat
A young man from Leigh on Sea. Tried to shag in a brothel for free. He was sent out the back For a cheap piece of crack Where he caught a bad case of VD While out on a trip in Bangkok A Sailor had a tatoo on his cock
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 Oct 2018, 16:30
by arsene york-hunt
A a sleazy bloke called bob Called a hooker for a hand job It went not as planned She'd a very big hand And he had a very small knob. A young man from Leigh on Sea. Tried to shag in a brothel for free.
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 Oct 2018, 14:43
by Darlo Debs
oops A a sleazy bloke called bob Called a hooker for a hand job
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 Oct 2018, 14:43
by Darlo Debs
oops A a sleazy bloke called bob Called a hooker for a hand job
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 Oct 2018, 14:41
by Darlo Debs
"Whilst passing a bus on the road, I wondered just why had it slowed? The car in front Had had a shunt With a driver dressed as a toad."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 13 Oct 2018, 14:34
by Mike Oxsaw
"There was a young lady from Delhi. Had a rude tattoo on her belly I know this is true But it means ""Vindaloo"" I saw it one day on the telly. Whilst passing a bus on the road, I wondered just why had it slowed?"