New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"Let's laugh at those hooked on religion. A dog's got more sense, so's a pigeon, These half-witted cocks, Would see through the bollocks. If they had more sense, just a smidgen. ""Give up fishing or we are through"". i'll miss her a lot, silly moo."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"This juggler from near Waterloo Had a girlfriend who needed a poo. So he gave the fat hag A dirty old bag, And she did what she needed to do. Let's laugh at those hooked on religion. A dog's got more sense, so's a pigeon."

[HairyHammer]

A terrorist from County Armagh Burnt his lips blowing up a car His piece de resistance Was to kiss the exhaust But alas this kiss went too far. This juggler from near Waterloo Had a girlfriend who needed a poo

[Helmut Shown]

A handsome gay frog from Marseille Was sucking on a tadpole one day With a satisfied purr Thought the bon viveur Am I a peado gourmet? A terrorist from County Armagh Burnt his lips blowing up a car

[HairyHammer]

A pervert once went to China Hoping to pick up a minor. The son of a bitch Found a crazy young witch Who bit off his dick like a diner A handsome gay frog from Marseille Was sucking on a tadpole one day

[arsene york-hunt]

"Finally Hugill gets his first goal He played like a man on the dole, I didn't know this As I was on the piss, While listening to some Nat King Cole. A pervert once went to China Hoping to pick up a minor."

[JustAFatKevinDavies]

Finally Hugill gets his first goal He played like a man on the dole Hairyhammers a drunk A waste of good spunk Lets hope that he soon ends it all

[HairyHammer]

Having trouble sleeping some nights I surf the pornography sites But my sad deep depression Halts a chance of erection So around my neck go some tights Finally Hugill gets his first goal He played like a man on the dole

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was this thin wanker from Pool Who could not stop touching his tool, As the norm in that town Then took his trousers down. And choked out a hot steaming stool. Having trouble sleeping some nights I surf the pornography sites"

[HairyHammer]

A referee hailing from Cromer Was known to the fans as a homer But he had a sweet smile And blonde locks for a mile Which gave some of them a big boner. There was this thin wanker from Pool Who could not stop touching his tool

[HairyHammer]

A fat young lass from near Norwich Put her tits in a big bowl of porridge Then she topped it with a shit And a big gob of spit Then hid it for supper in storage. A man with a very small nose Had a thing that touched his toes

[Helmut Shown]

A fat young lass from near Norwich Put her tits in a big bowl of porridge If it wasnt enough She'd open her muff To allow her boyfriends to forage A referee hailing from Cromer Was known to the fans as a homer

[cup of tea]

A moustachioed midget from Spain Held his nuts in distress and pain He took a right wallop To his left and right bollock And looked at his attacker in disdain A fat young lass from near Norwich Put her tits in a big bowl of porridge

[HairyHammer]

"There was a young man called Titus, Who suffered from Balanitus* He went down on his beau As to fuck was no go And now he has fishy laryngitis A moustachioed midget from Spain Held his nuts in distress and pain"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There once was a barman of note, In public, would oft clear his throat., He'd then pick his nose, Wipe it all on his clothes, While spitting and scratching his scrote. There was a a young man called Titus, Who suffered from Balanitus* * Inflamed helmet"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There once was a lady called Stella, Sucked the knob of many a fella But when she saw mine She started to whine - I think it was faux a cappella. There once was a barman of note, In public, would oft clear his throat."

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young man called Maurice Spent a lot of time flogging his Horace, With his internet porn, He'd soon get the horn Thinking of tits and bums and clitoris, There once was a lady called Stella, Sucked the knob of many a fella"

[Helmut Shown]

To be blasé I started to hum As the doc's finger went up my bum As I lay there prone My cherry has flown I just hope now I don't cum There was a young man called Maurice Spent a lot of time flogging his Horace

[Helmut Shown]

To be blasé I started to hum As the doc's finger went up my bum As I lay there prone My cherry has flown I just hope now I don't cum There was a young man called Maurice Spentbaclot of time flogging his Horace

[arsene york-hunt]

"Relegation means nothing to me Said a fan on West ham fan TV, I wont make the trip, To the championship, So next year it is Chelsea for me. To be blasé I started to hum As the doc's finger went up my bum"

[HairyHammer]

"A young man from quite near Sittingbourne, Played a plaintive tune on his french horn Feeling alone and quite sad Then thought, 'life ain't that bad' I've got Sky sports whisky and porn. Relegation means nothing to me Said a fan on West ham fan TV"

[HairyHammer]

"A young man from quite near Sittingbourne, Played a plaintive tune on his french horn Feeling alone and quite sad Then thought, 'life ain't that bad' I've got Sky sports whisky and porn. Relegation means nothing to me Said a fan on West ham fan TV"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The refs we've had are appalling It would seem most have missed their calling, But they won't get better, There's an FA vendetta, Bias against us is so galling. A young man from quite near Sittingbourne, Played a plaintive tune on his french horn"

[Helmut Shown]

"In the main road in Paramaribo, I met a Nigerian Ibo He'd lost direction Through lack of erection But alas he was given a placebo The refs we've had are appalling It would seem most have missed their calling"

[arsene york-hunt]

*fuckers