New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"In a well known West Ham forum A single poster makes a quorum, Moaning about ""berks"", He gives them the works The silly sod has no decorum. An Australian prostitute. Who works from the back of her 'ute'."

[Helmut Shown]

"In a brothel in Chattanooga, They gave punters some free baluga It went down well And it masked the smell From their top whore, a scabby old cougar In a well known West Ham forum A single poster makes a quorum"

[arsene york-hunt]

"At the urinal in the local loos Somebody pissed on his shoes. Turning to this lowlife He stuck in his knife, The police are now looking for clues. In a brothel in Chattanooga, They gave punters some free baluga"

[Helmut Shown]

"In a brothel in Santiago The receptionist played a banjo When approached by a client She wasn't compliant ""Fuck Off"" said this Latin virago At the urinal in the local loos Somebody pissed on his shoes"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Davie Moyes was boring the fans So he decided to buy them all cans, It failed to bring bliss As it tasted of piss. It wasn't the wisest of plans. In a brothel in Santiago The receptionist played a banjo"

[LeroysBoots]

Brady was in a bit of a pickle She thought the West Ham fans were fickle One day with a shrug They pulled on her rug And shaved it off with a sickle Davie Moyes was boring the fans So he decided to buy them all cans

[Eric Hitchmoe]

The next level - just out of reach? Just like that fit bird on the beach. Whenever we think That we're just on the brink We grind to a halt with a screech. Brady was in a bit of a pickle She thought the West Ham fans were fickle

[Mike Oxsaw]

Some say that Sullivan and Gold Can't run the club they're too old Their age is not it They're just fucking shit The truth sometimes has to be told. The next level - just out of reach? Just like that fit bird on the beach.

[Helmut Shown]

In a whorehouse in old Kowloon On her flute she played a sad tune In the midst of her slit A penis shaped clit But she'll have the operation soon Some say that Sullivan and Gold Can't run the club they're too old

[arsene york-hunt]

"In a brothel in old Ecuador She layed legs splayed on the floor. From out of her ""thing."" She pulled blades on a string, The punter were heard shout for more. In a whorehouse in old Kowloon On her flute she played a sad tune."

[Helmut Shown]

In a brothel in British Guiana She inserted an unpeeled banana She was then feted By those who had plated For the taste of her flavoured punana In a brothel in old Ecuador She layed legs splayed on the floor

[arsene york-hunt]

"Oops........................... Are we back to the BFS days Where parking the bus gets the praise, The tactics of the berk, If they do not work, We'll be back to Slaven like displays In a brothel in British Giana She inserted an unpeeled banana"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Are we back to the BFS days Where parking the bus gets the praise, The tactics of the berk, If they do not work, We'll drop from the foot of the table. In a brothel in British Giana She inserted an unpeeled banana"

[Helmut Shown]

"Next week, can we climb the table? I'm sure that the players are able These prima Dona's Foisted upon us Their prowess a bit of a fable Are we back to the BFS days Where parking the bus gets the praise"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"The typical poster on WHO, Has fuck all much in life to do. 'cept await the dementia That's coming to getcha... ...The typical poster on WHO, Next week, can we climb the table? I'm sure that the players are able"

[arsene york-hunt]

"As he sat there drinking his tea He thought ""I really need a pee"" So while smoking a fag Filled his catheter bag Which he got on the NHS free. The typical poster on WHO, Has fuck all much in life to do."

[Helmut Shown]

"On the London to Glasgow train A passenger pulled the wrong chain Instead of flushing his stool He was flashing his tool His Prince Albert had broken again As he sat there drinking his tea He thought ""I really need a pee"""

[arsene york-hunt]

"The vicar of Orkney & Wick Once fell for a choirboy called Mick. I just will not write, Of the deeds of this shite Suffice to say, 'twould make you sick On the London to Glasgow train A passenger pulled the wrong chain"

[Mike Oxsaw]

There once was a scotchman called Robbie Went oot frae the bar fer a jobbie. He eased out the poo With a rusty sgian-dubh And left it on show in the lobby. The vicar of Orkney & Wick Once fell for a choirboy called Mick.

[arsene york-hunt]

"There once was a man with a stammer, And had no regard for good grammar. I once asked of this man, Of what team you're a fan. He replied: ""I'm a H - h - h - Hammer."" There once was a scotchman called Robbie Went oot frae the bar fer a jobbie"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There once was a man with a stammer, And had no regard for good grammar. I once asked of this man, Of what team you're a fan. He replied: ""I'm a H - h - h - Hammer."" There once was a scotchman called Robbie Went oot frae the bar fer a jobbie"

[Hermit Road]

"At Forest and Citeh he failed So why is Stuart Pearce being hailed It’s because his veins pop, Even though he’s a flop, That our club could soon be assailed. There once was a man with a stammer, And had no regard for good grammar."

[Helmut Shown]

A man with a future in banking Was caught once in his office wanking But as all on here know If you put on a show It'll make you improve your ranking At Forest and Citeh he failed So why is Stuart Pearce being hailed

[Helmut Shown]

A man with a future in banking Was caught once in his office wanking But as all on here know If you put on a show It'll make you improve your ranking At Forest and Citeh he failed So why is Stuart Pearce being bailed

[arsene york-hunt]

"He is on the sex offenders list 'Cause in a playground he stopped and he pissed This inebriate fool, Started waving his tool, And proceeded with one off the wrist. A man with a future in banking Was caught once in his office wanking"