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For me it's hard to choose between Creed Aventus and Tom Ford oud wood. 

For those not on a 6 figure salary Lacost blanc is quite good. 

Aramis

I don't really use perfume.

If I must then Issey Miyake aftershave is my reliable stalwart in the bathroom cabinet.
 

Surely no one is still rocking Aventus? Fucking hell.

Oud Wood lasts about 5 minutes.

You need to up your game, Rolf.

Creed is the hallmark of a wanker.

Aqua Di Parma is my go to, but recently I got a bottle of Polo Sport to re-live my youth.

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I've always found that a liberal bathing in Old Spice gets the birds moist

Terre d’Hermes or Green Irish Tweed by Creed.

I'm still using Henry Cooper's Brut, the men love it!

Hai Karate