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Two tier kier
Posted: 24 Sep 2024, 16:59
by stewey
Please return all the sausages.
They have been held hostage by the WALLS of Jericho.
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 27 Sep 2024, 00:28
by Monsieur merde de cheval
SurfaceAgentX2Zero wrote: ↑26 Sep 2024, 23:28
Fauxstralian wrote: ↑26 Sep 2024, 20:56
Gravitas?
Boris & his music hall act
Gibber gibber … throw in a bit of Latin … more gibber , a couple of lies. Tally ho, what what.
Jeremy Hunt?
Yes a real Churchillian orator
To be fair 2TK has told more lies in the past two months than Boris managed in his whole life. For instance, he claims to have holed up at Lord Alli's place for six weeks so his son could revise for his GCSEs. Given that those exams ended in mid June, what was he still doing there on 22nd July?
Still strapped into his gimp suit
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 27 Sep 2024, 00:17
by Monsieur merde de cheval
I reckon the Ali wrongun has bummed both Blair and Starmer.
Fair play ...
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 27 Sep 2024, 00:10
by Monsieur merde de cheval
One Sunny Day" wrote: ↑26 Sep 2024, 23:26
Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: ↑26 Sep 2024, 23:23
I feel like I'm living in a parallel universe.
Remember the days of the "cockney red" or "Red Ken".
We all just took the piss knowing he and his ilk were just badly dressed tramps.
They are now running the country
Fuck me, if you think Starmer is anywhere near as left wing as Ken, you really are living in a parallel universe
I never said that .
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 23:28
by SurfaceAgentX2Zero
Fauxstralian wrote: ↑26 Sep 2024, 20:56
Gravitas?
Boris & his music hall act
Gibber gibber … throw in a bit of Latin … more gibber , a couple of lies. Tally ho, what what.
Jeremy Hunt?
Yes a real Churchillian orator
To be fair 2TK has told more lies in the past two months than Boris managed in his whole life. For instance, he claims to have holed up at Lord Alli's place for six weeks so his son could revise for his GCSEs. Given that those exams ended in mid June, what was he still doing there on 22nd July?
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 23:26
by One Sunny Day
Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: ↑26 Sep 2024, 23:23
I feel like I'm living in a parallel universe.
Remember the days of the "cockney red" or "Red Ken".
We all just took the piss knowing he and his ilk were just badly dressed tramps.
They are now running the country
Fuck me, if you think Starmer is anywhere near as left wing as Ken, you really are living in a parallel universe
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 23:23
by Monsieur merde de cheval
I feel like I'm living in a parallel universe.
Remember the days of the "cockney red" or "Red Ken".
We all just took the piss knowing he and his ilk were just badly dressed tramps.
They are now running the country
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 22:55
by only1billybonds
Any Labour supporter who is happy with Lammy as foreign secretary is either lying or is as stupid as Lammy himself.
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 22:12
by riosleftsock
Yes, and thought that Henry VII was the son of Henry VIII.
DEI (Didn't earn it) candidate.
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 22:01
by goose
Didn’t Lammy get Marie Antoinette & Marie Curie mixed up on mastermind?
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 21:38
by Nurse Ratched
Yeah, but some tory...
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 21:37
by stewie griffin
Although this still might be my favourite:
The Labour MP for Tottenham was browsing Twitter during a Commons debate and saw a BBC news item about the chimney erected over the Sistine Chapel with the caption: “Will smoke be black or white?” Within seconds he tweeted: “This tweet from the BBC is crass and unnecessary. Do we really need silly innuendo about the race of the next Pope?”
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 21:34
by stewie griffin
I assume everyone has seen lammy on mastermind? Genuinely hilarious. The man is an absolute fucking retard.
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 20:56
by Fauxstralian
Gravitas?
Boris & his music hall act
Gibber gibber … throw in a bit of Latin … more gibber , a couple of lies. Tally ho, what what.
Jeremy Hunt?
Yes a real Churchillian orator
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 19:35
by Leavemyarcelona
Fauxstralian wrote: ↑26 Sep 2024, 15:47
‘People around the world ‘ have coped with
Boris Johnson
Jeremy Hunt
Dominic Raab
Liz Truss
& Lord Pigfucker Cameron
as Foreign Secretary so doubt they will be that bothered
Whataboutery
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 17:13
by Cabbige Savage
Pickle tell me Fauxstralian very much like to take the love from the blacks men??
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 16:51
by wils
Fauxstralian wrote: ↑26 Sep 2024, 16:17
Lammy is a dismal FS
As are all those Tory planks listed
FACT
Never said it wasn't. I was talking about their oratory skills.
Tell me again about the gravitas of Boris Johnson
Porky Pig in a fright wig gibbering away
BJ earns millions as a public speaker. He commands one of the highest speaking fees in the world.
As for DC, if you can show me a speech or a bit of public speaking that was particularly poor I am willing to listen. But in the absence of that perhaps you can understand why I might suspect your opinion of him as lacking gravitas is coloured more by your personal politics than any objective measure of his oratory skills.
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 16:17
by Fauxstralian
Lammy is a dismal FS
As are all those Tory planks listed
FACT
Tell me again about the gravitas of Boris Johnson
Porky Pig in a fright wig gibbering away
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 16:16
by Mike Oxsaw
wils wrote: ↑26 Sep 2024, 16:03
Fauxstralian wrote: ↑26 Sep 2024, 15:47
‘People around the world ‘ have coped with
Boris Johnson
Jeremy Hunt
Dominic Raab
Liz Truss
& Lord Pigfucker Cameron
as Foreign Secretary so doubt they will be that bothered
With the exception of Liz Truss that's a list of eloquent people. Criticise their politics, morals, dress sense etc if you like. (I'll join you!) But they all quite accomplished speakers with varying but not insignificant levels of gravitas, more than enough to command respect and effectively address a forum like the UN.
David Lammy, however...
I suspect Lammy's only with portfolio to shut the fucking gobby, entitled, minority flocks up.
Any of them Sheepies start it they'll get referred to Lammy. Not black? Back of the queue with you!
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 16:13
by Lee Trundle
That's not really tackling the subject again, is it Sven?
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 16:12
by Fauxstralian
Gravitas? Ha ha ha
FMOB
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 16:03
by wils
Fauxstralian wrote: ↑26 Sep 2024, 15:47
‘People around the world ‘ have coped with
Boris Johnson
Jeremy Hunt
Dominic Raab
Liz Truss
& Lord Pigfucker Cameron
as Foreign Secretary so doubt they will be that bothered
With the exception of Liz Truss that's a list of eloquent people. Criticise their politics, morals, dress sense etc if you like. (I'll join you!) But they all quite accomplished speakers with varying but not insignificant levels of gravitas, more than enough to command respect and effectively address a forum like the UN.
David Lammy, however...
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 15:52
by Lee Trundle
You're not the only one to do this Sven, but it does seems like every lefty reply to criticism on Labour is "but look what the Tories did!".
It's not really tackling the subject, is it?
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 15:50
by Cabbige Savage
wils wrote: ↑26 Sep 2024, 15:37
"his excellency David Lammy" FFS! Excellency?! He's a fucking idiot not an 'excellency'. Delivered that with all the gravitas of a primary school teacher not a statesman. People around the world watching that!
did he give out the ferrari roshay chocolates?
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 15:47
by Fauxstralian
‘People around the world ‘ have coped with
Boris Johnson
Jeremy Hunt
Dominic Raab
Liz Truss
& Lord Pigfucker Cameron
as Foreign Secretary so doubt they will be that bothered
Re: Two tier kier
Posted: 26 Sep 2024, 15:37
by wils
"his excellency David Lammy" FFS! Excellency?! He's a fucking idiot not an 'excellency'. Delivered that with all the gravitas of a primary school teacher not a statesman. People around the world watching that!