New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[les marteaux]

"Phil Jones is retarded its said With that vacant look on his head, But for one Manure fan, Things did not go to plan Had a heart attack now he's dead. A rambler went into a stable, He squatted and laid a big cable"

[Helmut Shown]

"Posh Manure fan from Reigate phoned in, To applaud Mike Dean's dastardly sin. To laud this old git As a ref he ain't fit And possesses incredibly thick skin Phil Jones is retarded its said With that vacant look on his head"

[Helmut Shown]

"Posh Manure fan from Reigate phoned in, To applaud Mike Dean's dastardly sin. To laud this old git As a ref he ain't fit And possesses incredibly thick skin Phil Jones is retarded its said With that vacant look on his head"

[Helmut Shown]

"Posh Manure fan from Reigate phoned in, To applaud Mike Dean's dastardly sin. To laud this old git As a ref he ain't fit And possesses incredibly thick skin Phil Jones is retarded its said With that vacant look on his head"

[Helmut Shown]

"Posh Manure fan from Reigate phoned in, To applaud Mike Dean's dastardly sin. To laud this old git As a ref he ain't fit And possesses incredibly thick skin Phil Jones is retarded its said With that vacant look on his head"

[les marteaux]

"All round last year was fucking rough Will this year bring yet more shit stuff? Will more cunting and effs, Be induced by shit refs, Or will refs be made of sterner stuff. Posh Manure fan from Reigate phoned in, To applaud Mike Dean's dastardly sin.* * True story on BBC radio 909 while driving home"

[Far East Hammer]

"Once again the big team gets the nod From a senile old git very odd Well ManU must win Their fans' skin's so thin Else they'll cry, for the sake of God All round last year was fucking rough Will this year bring yet more shit stuff?"

[Helmut Shown]

"e: New Limerick Thread That cսnt referee Mike Dean, Was subjected to abuse obscene Up Mourinho's bum Is the little Twerp's tongue His Reffing style? I'm not keen Once again the big team gets the nod From a senile old git very odd"

[Helmut Shown]

"That cսnt referee Mike Dean, Was subjected to abuse obscene Up Mourinho's bum Is the little Twerp's tongue His Reffing style? I'm not keen Once again the big team gets the nod From a senile old got very odd"

[Helmut Shown]

"That cսnt referee Mike Dean, Was subjected to abuse obscene Up Mourinho's bum Is the little Twerp's tongue His Reffing style? I'm not keen Once again the big team gets the nod From a senile old got very odd"

[les marteaux]

"We're not allowed thoughts, it is said, Just do what we're told now, instead, Free speech they will smother And fucking Big Brother Watches even when you're in your bed. That cսnt referee Mike Dean, Was subjected to abuse obscene"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A sex tourist went to the Far East. And found awaiting him a great feast But he was a yid: Ten kids for a quid, Was what he expected, at least. We're not allowed thoughts, it is said, Just do what we're told now, instead,"

[Saul Bollox]

"Two girls from Burnham Beeches Had arses like two ripe peaches, But when I tried to bite, I soon took my flight, They stank and were covered with leeches. A sex tourist went to the Far East. And found awaiting him a great feast"

[Helmut Shown]

"A Spurs fan called Solomon Bloom, Was haggling the price of a broom He would without fail Want it wholesale With his pigtails and funny costume Two girls from Burnham Beeches Had arses like two ripe peaches"

[Saul Bollox]

"On the GMTV sofa she sat Viewers got a glimpse of her twat, TV during the day? Most who watch it are gay Her display was a waste, silly bat. A spurs fan called Solomon Bloom, Was haggling the price of a broom."

[Helmut Shown]

"There was a young lady from vange who had a orchid-like flange Her boyfriend Leroy Would view it with joy Could be the effects of the ""ganj"" On the GMTV sofa she sat Viewers got a glimpse of her twat"

[Muggy Bonehead III]

next up weve got lester city no vardy oh what a pity we'll have to make do with a pissed sloppy screw when we grab some east midland titty there was a young lady from vange who had a orkid-like flange

[Saul Bollox]

"In winter, I feed all the birds They thank me with Richard the thirds I feed foxes too And they also leave poo, It all leaves me quite lost for words. Next up we've got Leicester City, No Vardy? Oh what a pity"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou, Picked up blokes in bogs, it is true Now. Shut up, you rabble He's name's great for Scrabble It covers red, pink and light blue. In winter, I feed all the birds They thank me with Richard the thirds"

[Saul Bollox]

"The field, it was shrouded in fog When I snuck in and dropped a big log But the rugby team, What I did, they had seen At which point I wished I'd used the bog. Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou, Picked up blokes in bogs, it is true"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A woman with a heart of gold Saw an old man begging in the cold To address this remiss, On him she did piss ""Now. Fuck off back home!"" he was told. The field, it was shrouded in fog When I snuck in and dropped a big log"

[HairyHammer]

"George Michael a bloke some detested Now it's safe to use bogs unmolested Only an ignorant cսnt Could be so sad and blunt To a man who just died, and is rested. A woman with a heart of gold Saw an old man begging in the cold"

[joe blob]

"Bob Bradley has taken the blame To lose to West Ham, what shame! A throw of the dice But with no Allardyce It would seem that their Fate is the same. George Michael a bloke some detested, Now it's safe to use bogs unmolested."

[joe blob]

"Bob Bradley has taken the blame To lose to West Ham, what shame! A throw of the dice But with no Allardyce It would seem that their Fate is the same. George Michael a bloke some detested, Now it's safe to use bogs unmolested."

[Helmut Shown]

"In a brothel in down town Marbella A girl there is really a fella Run your hand up ""her"" thighs You'll have a surprise Like a sausage stroked by Uri Gellar Bob Bradley has taken the blame To lose to West Ham, what shame!"