New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Helmut Shown]

"It's 11, and still no islamic attack Been so many its hard to keep track With lies they're bombarded And all are retarded As a Saudi loads their knapsack They elected Reagan before Will Trump get his foot in the door"

[Helmut Shown]

"It's 11, and still no islamic attack Been so many its hard to keep track With lies they're bombarded And all are retarded As a Saudi loads their knapsack They elected Reagan before Will Trump get his foot in the door"

[Son of Sam]

"I'd hope after last weeks game They'll be driven by sense of shame Because if we go out Fordstar surely will shout That Noble the skipper's to blame Its 11, and still no islamic attack Been so many its hard to keep track"

[Helmut Shown]

"Daniel Levy, if I'm to be blunt, Is a slimy and criminal cսnt One would hope that one day Out walking he'd stray Into a demo by the National Front I'd hope after last weeks game They'll be driven by sense of shame"

[joe blob]

"Entrepreneur Philip Green Was dubbed a knight by the Queen, But I must confess That until BHS, Went skint, 'twas a name I'd not seen. Daniel Levy, if I'm to be blunt, Is a slimy and criminal cսnt"

[Helmut Shown]

"The working class tories on this site, They don't half talk fucking shite. A move to the sticks Change of politics Fuck you Jack i am alright Entrepreneur Philip Green Was dubbed a knight by the Queen"

[Saul Bollox]

"It's really quite sticky and hot I find myself sweating a lot, Started to feel queer So I had a cold beer, Life's hard on a luxury yacht. The working class tories on this site, They don't half talk fucking shite."

[Far East Hammer]

On Babestation its a matter of fact They break the Trades Descriptions act More like an ugly cow show Then again I wouldn't know I hope my reputation's intact It's really quite sticky and hot I find myself sweating a lot

[Helmut Shown]

"It's on political threads when, Up pop all the white van men Brainwashed by Murdoch The lefties they mock They've an IQ of no more than ten On Babestation its a matter of fact They break the Trades Descriptions act"

[Saul Bollox]

"After downing various liquors She stood shouting outside the vicars, This noisy old whore Got no joy at his door So went off & bought herself a Snickers. It's on political threads when, Up pop all the white van men"

[Helmut Shown]

"The new season, each day grows near, But no new fucking striker, I fear Bacca's taking the piss Give him a miss And bid for Ronaldo (the queer) After downing various liquors She stood shouting outside the vicars"

[les marteaux]

"These are strange times indeed Is Fat Sam what the national team needs The country will call And we'll win fuck all, Playing Bolton style, oh the heart bleeds. The new season, each day grows near, But no new fucking striker, I fear"

[Helmut Shown]

There was a young man called Yates Was up before the magistrates His crime would fetch A two year stretch In public no one masturbates These are strange times indeed Is Fat Sam what the national team needs

[les marteaux]

"Oops, ignore that! The Labour MPs stand fast Most closet Tories in the past., Politics and such, It's too fucking much, On my mind, this thing is the last There was a young man called Yates, Was up before the magistrates."

[les marteaux]

*politics

[les marteaux]

"The Labour MPs stand fast Most closet Tories in the past., Politica and such, It's to fucking much, I'm off to the bog for a jerk. There was a young man called Yates, Was up before the magistrates."

[les marteaux]

"The Labour MPs stand fast Most closet Tories in the past., Politica and such, It's to fucking much, I'm off to the bog for a jerk. There was a young man called Yates, Was up before the magistrates."

[Helmut Shown]

So Boris and Farage have jumped ship They know Europe has got a big whip Two women will fight To lead the far right Neither a length I would slip The Labour MPs stand fast Most closet Tories in the past

[HairyHammer]

"A young air stewardess called Lisa Joined the mile high club en route to Pisa The young man thought what luck An air hostess I will fuck But alas, his cock had Amnesia So Boris and Farage have jumped ship They know Europe has got a big whip"

[Saul Bollox]

"A drunk on a flight from Prestwick Complained that he felt rather sick Hit a flight attendant, And was unrepentant, Well what d'you expect, he's a Mick. A young air stewardess called Lisa, Joined the mile high club en route to Pisa"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young girl called Pat, On the game in her Mum's council flat A fiver an hour In a tall concrete tower Would buy you a ride on her prat A drunk on a flight from Prestwick Complained that he felt rather sick"

[joe blob]

"Whilst out in the great outdoors She squatted and pulled down her drawers And following that, Spread the lips of her prat, Before going down on all fours. There was a young girl called Pat, On the game in her Mum's council flat"

[Helmut Shown]

I am at the end of my wits I've got a bad case of the shits But I've found that the thing is When you try anilingus Make sure that she washes her bits Whilst out in the great outdoors She squatted and pulled down her drawers

[Saul Bollox]

"3 nil to a bunch of yanks A performance not worth two wanks, The pre season friendlies, Against septics, kiwis Watch the highlights? No thanks. I am at the end of my wits, I've got a bad case of the shits."

[Helmut Shown]

After his dishonest meddling Boris is now back-pedalling The absolute front Of the elitist cսnt And the load of old bollocks he's peddling 3 nil to a bunch of yanks A performance not worth two wanks