New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Far East Hammer]

How come every striker we chase Wants to fuck off to some other place I know we're West Ham Well at least I am But it's always more loss of face After his dishonest meddling Boris is now back-pedalling

[cosmo smallpiece]

"With this exit a return we shall see On the ferries, of the duty free. From Calais to Dover They'll be sick and hungover And vomiting into the sea How come every striker we chase Wants to fuck off to some other place"

[Saul Bollox]

"Remainers do not like the score They want us all voting once more, But they have no clout, And no cause to shout. They've not got a case to be sure. With this exit a return we shall see On the ferries, of the duty free."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"It seems that that cսnt Zidane, Has his greedy eyes on our man. The garlic-breathed toff Can simply fuck off He's part of our longer term plan Remainers do not like the score They want us all voting once more"

[Saul Bollox]

"A lady from old Shanghai Cooked some very strange things in a pie the snakes and old frog, Caused a night on the bog, And a dose of Escherichia coli It seems that that cսnt Zidane, Has his greedy eyes on our man."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A lady from old Shanghai Cooked some very strange things in a pie Two, four or six legs And mixed with some dregs It wasn't too good on the eye. I really am in a big tizz I've swallowed the last of me whizz"

[Helmut Shown]

I think we should have one more vote This time on the use of a goat The Muslims you see Use it sexual-ly Before they would cut its throat A lady from old Shanghai Cooked some very strange things in a pie

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Fuck the economic stuff, Of foreigners they've had enough Too Many! It's barmy Said a work-shy Somali Who's wife was six months up the duff I think we should have one more vote This time on the use of a goat"

[Saul Bollox]

"We've voted to leave the EU What is Cameron going to do, The outcome I opine, Is he's gonna resign To be replaced by fuck knows who. Fuck the economic stuff, Of foreigners they've had enough"

[HairyHammer]

Helmut Brilliant !

[Helmut Shown]

A Hammer who voted to Leave As the pound fell he started to grieve His bubble has popped His investments now dropped And he's wiping his nose on his sleeve We've voted to leave the EU What is Cameron going to do

[HairyHammer]

There was a young lady in Chau Doc In all her life hadn't had a cock So she flew to great Britain But Brexit had bitten And was sent back to Vietnam in shock. A Hammer who voted to Leave As the pound fell he started to greave

[HairyHammer]

There was a young lady in Chau Doc In all her life hadn't had a cock So she flew to great Britain But Brexit had bitten And was sent back to Vietnam in shock. A Hammer who voted to Leave As the pound fell he started to greave

[Far East Hammer]

"There was a young man from Da Nang, Joined up with a vicious street gang. Thought himself quite tough But it ended rough Used as a rent boy got anal bang There was a young lady in Chau Doc In all her life hadn't had a cock"

[Saul Bollox]

"A disgusting slapper from Newcastle Enjoyed having sex in the arsehole Incontinent of shit, She oft had to do it. in newspaper and then make a parcel. There was a young man from Da Nang, Joined up with a vicious street gang."

[Helmut Shown]

"There was a man from Budapest, The sort that sleeps in his vest. His manner is coarse But he's hung like a horse And with his sister enjoys incest A disgusting old slPper from Newcastle Enjoyed having sex in the arsehole"

[Saul Bollox]

"I went down my library to look For a rather unusual book, I asked ""Is it in stock"", of a bloke in frock, He bluntly replied: ""Is it fook!"" There was a man from Budapest, The sort that sleeps in his vest."

[Saul Bollox]

"I went down my library to look For a rather unusual book, When I asked"

[Mike Oxsaw]

Whilst holidaying in Crete I met a bird who was quite neat Then she took off her dress By Christ! What a mess! Had tits like two slabs of raw meat. I went down my library to look For a rather unusual book

[Far East Hammer]

"There was a young man from Corfu In a phone box, having a poo Who was espied by a monk And accused of being drunk Well to be fair he had had a few! Whilst holidaying in Crete I met a bird who was quite neat"

[Helmut Shown]

"A young girl from Kefalonia You've never seen anyone bonier. If you're down on your luck In the mood for a fuck Give her your number, she'll phone ya There was a young man from Corfu In a phone box, having a poo"

[Saul Bollox]

"There was a young lady called Lottie Liked to have men put cocks up.her botty She'd had a fair few But between me and you, The best, she said, was Tony Cottee. A young girl from Kefalonia You've never seen anyone bonier."

[Helmut Shown]

I found this thread off the first page It needs the input of a sage Most on here are all planks And not worth two wanks So I'm afraid its me you'll engage There was a young lady called Lottie Liked to have men put cocks up.her botty

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young man called Abdool, Had inserted in a goat his tool That goat, his best pal Was now quite halal Which made all his wives & kids drool I found this thread off the first page It needs the input of a sage"

[Saul Bollox]

"A young Muslim girl from Tehran Was caught having sex in a barn, Foe enjoying a boning She escaped a stoning And now lives in Champigny sur Marne. There was a young man called Abdool, Had inserted in a goat his tool"