New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[HairyHammer]

"In the intimissini advert Wearing blue undies and a blue shirt, Her beauty off the charts Quickening many young hearts, Who in seconds cant help but spurt. A man sat crying at night His wife with her lover in flight,"

[Saul Bollox]

"A man who sat grabbing his nuts Annoyed by recent benefit cuts, Thought ""Fuck this for a lark, I'm off down the park, for a spliff, before the place shuts"". In the Intimissimi advert Wearing blue undies and a blue shirt"

[HairyHammer]

"I was sitting here on Easter Monday When my thoughts turned to Teddy Mundy, I felt quite insane When I googled his name I must have been thinking of Ted Bundy. A man who sat grabbing his nuts Annoyed by recent benefit cuts,"

[Saul Bollox]

Now Katie has reached the UK The wind's making everything sway But that will soon pass Unlike wind from my arse. Which comes several times each day. I was sitting here on Easter Monday When my thoughts turned to Teddy Mundy

[Mike Oxsaw]

"For the missus one day I did go, To Ann Summers to buy a dildo. In fact, I bought two - One claret, one blue. She uses them both, don't you know. Now Katie has reached the UK The wind's making everything sway"

[Saul Bollox]

"A man who lived in the Azores Liked his ladies without any drawers 'Til one day this chap, Sat a girl on his lap And got skid marks on his plus fours. For the missus one day I did go, To Ann Summers to buy a dildo."

[Saul Bollox]

"A man who lived in the Azores Liked his ladies without any drawers 'Til one day this chap, Sat a girl on his lap And got skid marks on his plus fours. For the missus one day I did go, To Ann Summers to buy a dildo."

[Saul Bollox]

"A man who lived in the Azores Liked his ladies without any drawers 'Til one day this chap, Sat a girl on his lap And got a skid mark on his plus fours. For the missus one day I did go, To Ann Summers to buy a dildo."

[Helmut Shown]

"No games this week-end for fuck's sake, It's a pointless international break. The team's full of yids I might watch some vids And play with the trouser snake A man who lived in the Azores Liked his ladies without any drawers"

[Saul Bollox]

"This thread nearly left the first page. Imagine the carnage and rage! If it ceased to exist, I think i'd get pissed There'd be nothing to fill my dotage. No games this week-end for fuck's sake, It's a pointless international break."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Pushing Ann Summers products, I'm told That Helmut is in fact David Gold Promotes two-for-one Claims it's much more fun Than that battery powered dildo you hold This thread nearly left the first page. Imagine the carnage and rage!"

[joe blob]

"There was a young lady from Leeds Addicted to using love beads, Bought with dosh from the dole She puts them in her hole And then rubs herself 'til it bleeds. Pushing Ann Summers products, I'm told That Helmut is in fact David Gold"

[Helmut Shown]

"The weather has turned rather chilly In my vest & T-shirt, I feel silly The wind is battering My teeth are chattering And an icicle hangs from my willy There was a young lady from Leeds Addicted to using love beads"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young man called Stamp Who ran clothed through a naturist camp. Some men, drinking beer Said ""That's not allowed here!"" ""Please leave by the signed exit ramp!"" The weather has turned rather chilly In my vest & T-shirt, I feel silly"

[Saul Bollox]

"A young lady in the habit Would oft use a rampant rabbit But was seen by a monk Who then filled her with spunk, They fucked off, and now they cohabit. There was a young man called Stamp Who ran clothed through a naturist camp."

[Helmut Shown]

"A young man from Ocho Rios, Lay beneath a tree having a toss A man that went by Got spunk in his eye To say the least, very cross A young lady in the habit Would oft use a rampant rabbit"

[Saul Bollox]

"It's that Chelsea fans, next year Start supporting us, I fear Your glory seeking tit, Goes when teams become shit, Hard times support's not in their sphere. A young man from Ocho Rios, Lay beneath a tree having a toss"

[Far East Hammer]

"I think Helmut's just seen a ghost, And it's caused him to multiple post. Perhaps it is a ghoul Making him look a fool For repetition he wins almost It's that Chelsea fans, next year Start supporting us, I fear"

[joe blob]

"Some Germans were marching about When one of them started to shout Another , nonplussed, Looked on with disgust And said ""Fritz should drink no more stout"". I think Helmut's just seen a ghost, And it's caused him to multiple post."

[Mike Oxsaw]

A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh 'twas a map of Paris But it stopped at her knee At the place where they killed Lady Di Some Germans were marching about When one of them started to shout

[Helmut Shown]

"Alan, football manager and letch. Fucked the wife of a player called Fletch. Now he features his phallus Around Crystal Palace Anything with a pulse, dirty wretch A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh"

[Helmut Shown]

"Alan, football manager and letch. Fucked the wife of a player called Fletch. Now he features his phallus Around Crystal Palace Anything with a pulse, dirty wretch A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh"

[Helmut Shown]

"Alan, football manager and letch. Fucked the wife of a player called Fletch. Now he features his phallus Around Crystal Palace Anything with a pulse, dirty wretch A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh"

[Helmut Shown]

"Alan, football manager and letch. Fucked the wife of a player called Fletch. Now he features his phallus Around Crystal Palace Anything with a pulse, dirty wretch A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh"

[Helmut Shown]

"Alan, football manager and letch. Fucked the wife of a player called Fletch. Now he features his phallus Around Crystal Palace Anything with a pulse, dirty wretch A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh"