West Ham Online

Posted: **30 Aug 2014, 19:44**

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

Posted: **29 Mar 2016, 12:17**

"In the intimissini advert Wearing blue undies and a blue shirt, Her beauty off the charts Quickening many young hearts, Who in seconds cant help but spurt. A man sat crying at night His wife with her lover in flight,"

Posted: **29 Mar 2016, 02:29**

"A man who sat grabbing his nuts Annoyed by recent benefit cuts, Thought ""Fuck this for a lark, I'm off down the park, for a spliff, before the place shuts"". In the Intimissimi advert Wearing blue undies and a blue shirt"

Posted: **29 Mar 2016, 00:34**

"I was sitting here on Easter Monday When my thoughts turned to Teddy Mundy, I felt quite insane When I googled his name I must have been thinking of Ted Bundy. A man who sat grabbing his nuts Annoyed by recent benefit cuts,"

Posted: **29 Mar 2016, 00:22**

Now Katie has reached the UK The wind's making everything sway But that will soon pass Unlike wind from my arse. Which comes several times each day. I was sitting here on Easter Monday When my thoughts turned to Teddy Mundy

Posted: **28 Mar 2016, 20:24**

"For the missus one day I did go, To Ann Summers to buy a dildo. In fact, I bought two - One claret, one blue. She uses them both, don't you know. Now Katie has reached the UK The wind's making everything sway"

Posted: **27 Mar 2016, 20:49**

"A man who lived in the Azores Liked his ladies without any drawers 'Til one day this chap, Sat a girl on his lap And got skid marks on his plus fours. For the missus one day I did go, To Ann Summers to buy a dildo."

Posted: **27 Mar 2016, 20:49**

"A man who lived in the Azores Liked his ladies without any drawers 'Til one day this chap, Sat a girl on his lap And got skid marks on his plus fours. For the missus one day I did go, To Ann Summers to buy a dildo."

Posted: **27 Mar 2016, 18:15**

"A man who lived in the Azores Liked his ladies without any drawers 'Til one day this chap, Sat a girl on his lap And got a skid mark on his plus fours. For the missus one day I did go, To Ann Summers to buy a dildo."

Posted: **27 Mar 2016, 14:20**

"No games this week-end for fuck's sake, It's a pointless international break. The team's full of yids I might watch some vids And play with the trouser snake A man who lived in the Azores Liked his ladies without any drawers"

Posted: **27 Mar 2016, 14:00**

"This thread nearly left the first page. Imagine the carnage and rage! If it ceased to exist, I think i'd get pissed There'd be nothing to fill my dotage. No games this week-end for fuck's sake, It's a pointless international break."

Posted: **26 Mar 2016, 23:10**

"Pushing Ann Summers products, I'm told That Helmut is in fact David Gold Promotes two-for-one Claims it's much more fun Than that battery powered dildo you hold This thread nearly left the first page. Imagine the carnage and rage!"

Posted: **25 Mar 2016, 21:43**

"There was a young lady from Leeds Addicted to using love beads, Bought with dosh from the dole She puts them in her hole And then rubs herself 'til it bleeds. Pushing Ann Summers products, I'm told That Helmut is in fact David Gold"

Posted: **25 Mar 2016, 19:02**

"The weather has turned rather chilly In my vest & T-shirt, I feel silly The wind is battering My teeth are chattering And an icicle hangs from my willy There was a young lady from Leeds Addicted to using love beads"

Posted: **25 Mar 2016, 16:30**

"There was a young man called Stamp Who ran clothed through a naturist camp. Some men, drinking beer Said ""That's not allowed here!"" ""Please leave by the signed exit ramp!"" The weather has turned rather chilly In my vest & T-shirt, I feel silly"

Posted: **23 Mar 2016, 20:57**

"A young lady in the habit Would oft use a rampant rabbit But was seen by a monk Who then filled her with spunk, They fucked off, and now they cohabit. There was a young man called Stamp Who ran clothed through a naturist camp."

Posted: **23 Mar 2016, 20:00**

"A young man from Ocho Rios, Lay beneath a tree having a toss A man that went by Got spunk in his eye To say the least, very cross A young lady in the habit Would oft use a rampant rabbit"

Posted: **23 Mar 2016, 14:07**

"It's that Chelsea fans, next year Start supporting us, I fear Your glory seeking tit, Goes when teams become shit, Hard times support's not in their sphere. A young man from Ocho Rios, Lay beneath a tree having a toss"

Posted: **23 Mar 2016, 08:49**

"I think Helmut's just seen a ghost, And it's caused him to multiple post. Perhaps it is a ghoul Making him look a fool For repetition he wins almost It's that Chelsea fans, next year Start supporting us, I fear"

Posted: **22 Mar 2016, 16:47**

"Some Germans were marching about When one of them started to shout Another , nonplussed, Looked on with disgust And said ""Fritz should drink no more stout"". I think Helmut's just seen a ghost, And it's caused him to multiple post."

Posted: **22 Mar 2016, 16:01**

A young French girl from Versailles Had a strange tattoo on her thigh 'twas a map of Paris But it stopped at her knee At the place where they killed Lady Di Some Germans were marching about When one of them started to shout

Posted: **22 Mar 2016, 14:01**