New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[HairyHammer]

"Everton the blue side of scouse Each one is a disgusting louse, But winning 2-3 With a late robbing spree, I could let a Toffee burgle my house. A little man started to grass As he felt a sharp pain in his arse,"

[Saul Bollox]

"The vicar then turned to the groom, While others filed out of the room, The maid of honour Who'd eaten a donner, Farted a disgusting perfume, Everton the blue side of scouse, Each one is a disgusting louse"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Put his wandering hand up her skirt. Turns out was a plumber called Bert. With his piping intact And, as a matter of fact Could do anal sex till it hurt. The vicar then turned to the groom, While others filed out of the room"

[Saul Bollox]

"Let's hope the deluded Jews Play Arsenal and go on to lose, A victory with ease, Would leave the fourbys Crying in their synagogue pews. Put his wandering hand up her skirt. Turns out was a plumber called Bert."

[Helmut Shown]

"A Chinese girl called Miss Chan, Was picked up by a t*ttenh*m fan. He said to her ""How much For a lick of your crutch"" She said ""fuck off you cսnt of a man"" Let's hope the deluded Jews Play Arsenal and go on to lose"

[Saul Bollox]

"A singer, big back in the day, Was booked into Brighton to play Then after the show, To a gay bar did go, ""When in Rome"" is what he'd always say, A Chinese girl called Miss Chan, Was picked up by a t*ttenh*m fan."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Spurs supporter reading a brochure found the half time refreshments weren't kosher But,as they were free, They took two or three Corrupting their teaching's composure A singer, big back in the day, Was booked into Brighton to play"

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Slaven pondered just what he should say When asked what is the real West Ham way? his eyes drifted afar he said blah blah blah kissed the questioner and walked away Spurs supporter reading a brochure found the half time refreshments weren't kosher

[Alwaysaniron]

The season is ending quite quick If Spurs come out top I'll be sick I totally abhor Every time the cunts score And to a man all their fans are a dick! Slaven pondered just what he should say When asked what is the real West Ham way?

[Mike Oxsaw]

"They came from around Stamford Hill, And left the game feeling quite ill At one goal to nought I bet they all thought ""I'm off to my doc. for a pill."" The season is ending quite quick If Spurs come out top I'll be sick"

[Saul Bollox]

"Her body was really quite neat As she walked naked down Green Street Was put on a section For her own protection, She had been in the car of Dave Pleat. They came from around Stamford Hill, And left the game feeling quite ill"

[Saul Bollox]

"Her body was really quite neat As she walked naked down Green Street Was put on a section For her own protection, She had been in the car of Dave Pleat. They came from around Stamford Hill, And left the game feeling quite ill"

[Far East Hammer]

"West Ham will be easy to beat Said a Spurs fan to his mate on the street, But then came his worst fears He was soon crying tears We scored one and kept a clean sheet Her body was really quite neat As she walked naked down Green Street"

[HairyHammer]

"There was a man from Turnham Green, On a naturist beach was once seen, A big Tottenham fan With a terrible tan, And his body smelt like a latrine. West Ham will be easy to beat Said a Spurs fan to his mate on the street,"

[Saul Bollox]

"It's only a game said some fool So I kicked him real hard like a mule, My paramount aim, Was disable and maim And he fell clutching his nuts & tool. There was a man from Turnham Green, On a naturist beach was once seen,"

[HairyHammer]

"The thought of losing to that shite Has kept me from sleeping last night, My heads in a mess Those Spuds give me stress, It must be the hatred and spite. It's only a game said some fool So I kicked him real hard like a mule,"

[Saul Bollox]

This thread. Me. About to go hunting To emboss it with poetic bunting But that was before My bird opened the door And then let a dirty old cսnt in. The thought of losing to that shite Has kept me from sleeping last night

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A tall black man from Kilkenny Who wanted to spend a penny, Was sadly caught short But then had a thought And blamed it on that slapper, Jenny This thread. Me. About to go hunting To emboss it with poetic bunting"

[HairyHammer]

"Next up we've got the ' Y-words'. Disgusting, unspeakable turds, Ill be politically correct Though with honest respect, They're despicable cowardly herd's. A tall black man from Kilkenny Who wanted to spend a penny,"

[Saul Bollox]

"Fat Sam again at the Boleyn The football played very thin This negative clot Infected our lot, And the football played was a sin. Next up we've got the 'Y-words'. Disgusting, unspeakable turds"

[Helmut Shown]

"A Limerick is not really my thing Though to this thread I do often cling, There's political rumour And no end of good humour Where obscenity and filth are still king Fat Sam again at the Boleyn The football played very thin"

[HairyHammer]

"Iv'e seen shit on here in my times But Mike Oxsaw Limerick crimes? Hairy Hammers far worse Not smart in his verse Getting on a bit, and not in his prime. A Limerick is not really my thing Though to this thread I do often cling,"

[HairyHammer]

"I've seen shit here in my times But Mike Oxsaw Limerick crimes? Hairy hammer's far worse Not smart in his verse Getting on a bit, and not in his prime. A Limerick is not really my thing Though to this thread I do often cling,"

[HairyHammer]

Saul Bollox I was referring to me.

[Saul Bollox]

"A dog that always licked face Had a breath that was such a disgrace, it's owner loved it, When it' licked her left tit, Or sniffing round her naughty place. i've seen shit on here in my times, But Mike Oxsaw Limerick crimes?"