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"Posted the same last year. Nothing has changed, except win don't win matches anymore. I'm fed up, we can do much better"

You can't read it that often then.

I love reading this thread after a victory üòÅ

Out Out Out

"Always loved Moyes. Great Man Manager. Tactically Progressive. I Love His Scottish Ancestry. He Is A Winner, I've always said that. I've never ever ever referred to him as a cսnt. Just wanted to Clear That All Up."

"Moyes is like the ""Oh Bugger"" Paul Whitehouse sketch from The Fast Show. I need to sign a centre back. Hopefully a big slabhead. He's on 200k a week. We're waiting on the hook. He doesn't want to come now. OH BUGGER!"

"So he sells a player because he don't want to be here, but then tries to buy a player who doesn't want to be here. Oh and Lingard do FO."

I've given this bloke enough rope to haul himself up the whole of Everest. But his transfer policy and his blind faith in useless cunts is enough to drive the most patient to drink. Go now before we're totally fucked you dinosaur. (I'll drive you back up north)

no surprises there.

"Wrong mate,but nearly right as I'm sitting at home with a Polish brass"

joyo You strike me as the kind of chap who sits at home polishing the brass plaque on the original bucket seat from the days of the bond scheme - even if you weren't originally there at the time. Tell me I'm wrong üòâ

"20 seasons as Premiership manager = spineless?????? One game,one draw and the doom and gloom merchants are in meltdown"

"Moyes must be drained. It must be so energy sapping constantly trying to hide how insincere you are. Every interview, press conference and message from Moyes reeks of hiding and covering incompetence. From players fitness, team selection, tactics, subs, results, transfers..... The lot. Everything he speaks about you can see he knows he is lying and papering over the cracks. That's why the cսnt winds me up. He is a spineless bullshitter. I can't even listen to him speak anymore. It just winds me the fuck up."

"What is he trying to do? Rewrite his Manchester United History? He failed there. If he was going to be a success there he would have cleared out the dressing room, unlike Pochettino at Chelsea he didn't have the stomach which is probably why he isn't there now. Buying Manchester United benchwarmers is pointless and he will fail to manage their egos as he usually does with 'big players'. Maguire digging in over whatever simply shows he don't want to come and a proper manager would have moved on from him by now rather than stubbornly sticking with him."

Ag ag ag Crassus. I hate the transfer window. And I wish Moyes would piss off back to Scotland.

eusebiovic 'And now we go over to the weather forecast.' Continuing grey clouds and drizzzle for the rest of summer with heavy storms forecast for autumn

"He is such a spineless coward. The only reason he is still in a job is because our chairman is the same. We are going to spunk all that cash on one dimensional misfits from Man.Utd or worse. Depressing, dour, deluded. And now we go over to the weather forecast."

I hope we're not going to let Moyes piss another £160m up the wall to finish bottom half. If they let him replace Paqueta with McTominay I don't think I could find the words.

Winning 1 nil No trouble. Troubling them Moyes shits it Tries to shut up shop Subs Draw Sack Best mate appears on west ham online. Go on big dave!!!!

Reminds me of the Monty Python Parrot sketch... This parrot is dead...expired... not alive...it is no more...deceased... Moyes The Parrot Manager...

Is this really what it has come to at this club.. We are hoping 6/7 teams are worse than us. What a load of bollocks !!! We are struggling to sign or keep players because of our out of date defensive dinosaur tactics of hoofball.

"*sorry, wrong thread - just driven the tough shift from Lyon to La Jonquera. Fucking Frog drivers!"

"So what did Lineker actually say to trigger the hissy this time? Probably something perfectly sensible anybody normal would have no problem with at all, right?"

"Len, do you seriously not see the continuation of shit football being played?"

"yep we've only played one game, it wasn't a performance radically different to last season. We tactically surrendered two points, we've lost Rice and will probably lose Paqueta. Alvarez is games away from fitness, we've signed no other fuckers and those we are looking at are hardly inspiring and dont want to come. Again. Surprise me."

"""at this point in time""? WE'VE ONLY PLAYED ONE GAME YOU cսnt"