New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Saul Bollox]

"It was wrong when he pissed in the pool From the top diving board, the fool, But the dirty old git, Turned and had a shit, A huge splash caused by his falling stool While strolling one day in Hyde Park, He took out his knob for a lark."

[Saul Bollox]

"It was wrong when he pissed in the pool From the top diving board, the fool, But the dirty old git, Turned and had a shit, A huge splash caused by his falling stool While strolling one day in Hyde Park, He took out his knob for a lark."

[Saul Bollox]

"It was wrong when he pissed in the pool From the top diving board, the fool, But the dirty old git, Turned and had a shit, A huge splash caused by his falling stool While strolling one day in Hyde Park, He took out his knob for a lark."

[Saul Bollox]

"It was wrong when he pissed in the pool From the top diving board, the fool, But the dirty old git, Turned and had a shit, A huge splash caused by his falling stool While strolling one day in Hyde Park, He took out his knob for a lark."

[Helmut Shown]

"A politician called Horace Paid for a spanking from a Doris. He began to suspect The blow's stinging effect Was dealt by a tranny called Maurice It was wrong when he pissed in the pool From the top diving board, the fool"

[Saul Bollox]

"Another year out of the way I'm now looking forward to May Will we win the final, Or be flushed down the urinal And as usual we'll win sweet FA.. A politician called Horace Paid for a spanking from a Doris."

[Saul Bollox]

"Another year out of the way I'm now looking forward to May Will we win the final, Or be flushed down the urinal And as usual we'll win sweet FA.. A politician called Horace Paid for a spanking from a Doris."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Sat next to a tramp on a bench He was aware of quite a vile stench He said ""Will you move?"" ""For I do not approve"" ""Of the smell from your lightly smoked Tench"". Another year out of the way I'm now looking forward to May"

[Helmut Shown]

"Sitting on a bench eating an orange, At the same time as scratching her minge Changing hands left to right You'd have thought that it might Have given it quite a fishy tinge Sat next to a tramp on a bench He was aware of quite a vile stench"

[Saul Bollox]

"Oh Payet its been pants without you All the draws made us Hammers very blue. Now lets smash these scouse Each one of them a louse, And hope they score none to our two. Sitting on a bench eating an orange, At the same time as scratching her minge"

[Saul Bollox]

"Oh Payet its been pants without you All the draws made us Hammers very blue. Now lets smash these scouse Each one of them a louse, And hope they score none to our two. Sitting on a bench eating an orange, At the same time as scratching her minge"

[Saul Bollox]

"Oh Payet its been pants without you All the draws made us Hammers very blue. Now lets smash these scouse Each one of them a louse, And hope they score none to our two. Sitting on a bench eating an orange, At the same time as scratching her minge"

[HairyHammer]

A prostitute called Carolina Once worked on a luxury liner Her Tits were saggy And Her face truly ghastly Not to mention her enormous Vagina. Oh Payet its been pants without you All the draws made us Hammers very blue.

[joe blob]

"As years go, the last one was...well I'm finding it quite hard to tell, We had downs and ups Did fuck all in the cups, But have brought in some good personnel. A prostitute called Carolina Once worked on a luxury liner."

[joe blob]

"As years go, the last one was...well I'm finding it quite hard to tell, We had downs and ups Did fuck all in the cups, But have brought in some good personnel. A prostitute called Carolina Once worked on a luxury liner."

[joe blob]

"As years go, the last one was...well I'm finding it quite hard to tell, We had downs and ups Did fuck all in the cups, But have brought in some good personnel. A prostitute called Carolina Once worked on a luxury liner."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A girl who was seven feet tall Fell onto a man who was small The diminutive runt Shot straight up her cսnt, Along with the Bromley church hall As years go, the last one was...well I'm finding it quite hard to tell"

[HairyHammer]

Genesis Breyer P-Orridge Wanted to compose about Norwich But to her shock and dismay Norwich from the Occult would refrain And was more interested in Biblical knowledge. A girl who was seven feet tall Fell onto a man who was small

[Far East Hammer]

"Alexander Porfiryevich Borodin Having consumed a bottle of gin Said ""I don't give a fuck"" ""For more romantic lark"" ""Henceforth I'll compose about dirty sin"" Genesis Breyer P-Orridge Wanted to compose about Norwich"

[northbanker]

"She said ""It's relevant to the plot"" On the screen she got out her twot but sight was quite rank, It was dirty, it stank, And was covered in last night's cock-snot. Alexander Porfiryevich Borodin Having consumed a bottle of gin"

[Helmut Shown]

"Next up we have the scouse gits, In my view they're odious shits Education let lapse And they'd steal your hub caps As a city and people they're the pits She said ""It's relevant to the plot"" On the screen she got out her twot"

[Saul Bollox]

"I went down the shops for some fish To cook a traditional dish Deep fried in batter, Chips complete the platter, What more could anyone wish? Next up we have the scouse gits, In my view they're odious shits"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Butcher, baker or driver of tankers, All spurs supporters are wankers. But the worst of the lot Who deserve to be shot Are lawyers, sports pundits and bankers. I went down the shops for some fish To cook a traditional dish"

[Saul Bollox]

"In Plymouth a pirate called Jake Sank his ship in a boating lake A crowd on the bank, Thought him not worth a wank, While others thought it was all fake. Butcher, baker or driver of tankers, All spurs supporters are wankers."

[Helmut Shown]

"A young French man from Drancy, Dreamt of cunnilingus with Beyoncé He got on all fours Slowly slid down her drawers He was French just little bit poncy In Plymouth a pirate called Jake Sank his ship in a boating lake"