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New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
by les marteaux
Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 Jan 2016, 16:59
by Saul Bollox
"It was wrong when he pissed in the pool From the top diving board, the fool, But the dirty old git, Turned and had a shit, A huge splash caused by his falling stool While strolling one day in Hyde Park, He took out his knob for a lark."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 Jan 2016, 16:59
by Saul Bollox
"It was wrong when he pissed in the pool From the top diving board, the fool, But the dirty old git, Turned and had a shit, A huge splash caused by his falling stool While strolling one day in Hyde Park, He took out his knob for a lark."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 Jan 2016, 16:59
by Saul Bollox
"It was wrong when he pissed in the pool From the top diving board, the fool, But the dirty old git, Turned and had a shit, A huge splash caused by his falling stool While strolling one day in Hyde Park, He took out his knob for a lark."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 Jan 2016, 16:59
by Saul Bollox
"It was wrong when he pissed in the pool From the top diving board, the fool, But the dirty old git, Turned and had a shit, A huge splash caused by his falling stool While strolling one day in Hyde Park, He took out his knob for a lark."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 Jan 2016, 16:33
by Helmut Shown
"A politician called Horace Paid for a spanking from a Doris. He began to suspect The blow's stinging effect Was dealt by a tranny called Maurice It was wrong when he pissed in the pool From the top diving board, the fool"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 Jan 2016, 14:37
by Saul Bollox
"Another year out of the way I'm now looking forward to May Will we win the final, Or be flushed down the urinal And as usual we'll win sweet FA.. A politician called Horace Paid for a spanking from a Doris."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 Jan 2016, 14:37
by Saul Bollox
"Another year out of the way I'm now looking forward to May Will we win the final, Or be flushed down the urinal And as usual we'll win sweet FA.. A politician called Horace Paid for a spanking from a Doris."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 Jan 2016, 14:09
by Mike Oxsaw
"Sat next to a tramp on a bench He was aware of quite a vile stench He said ""Will you move?"" ""For I do not approve"" ""Of the smell from your lightly smoked Tench"". Another year out of the way I'm now looking forward to May"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 Jan 2016, 09:23
by Helmut Shown
"Sitting on a bench eating an orange, At the same time as scratching her minge Changing hands left to right You'd have thought that it might Have given it quite a fishy tinge Sat next to a tramp on a bench He was aware of quite a vile stench"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 Jan 2016, 03:11
by Saul Bollox
"Oh Payet its been pants without you All the draws made us Hammers very blue. Now lets smash these scouse Each one of them a louse, And hope they score none to our two. Sitting on a bench eating an orange, At the same time as scratching her minge"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 Jan 2016, 03:11
by Saul Bollox
"Oh Payet its been pants without you All the draws made us Hammers very blue. Now lets smash these scouse Each one of them a louse, And hope they score none to our two. Sitting on a bench eating an orange, At the same time as scratching her minge"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 01 Jan 2016, 03:11
by Saul Bollox
"Oh Payet its been pants without you All the draws made us Hammers very blue. Now lets smash these scouse Each one of them a louse, And hope they score none to our two. Sitting on a bench eating an orange, At the same time as scratching her minge"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2015, 20:24
by HairyHammer
A prostitute called Carolina Once worked on a luxury liner Her Tits were saggy And Her face truly ghastly Not to mention her enormous Vagina. Oh Payet its been pants without you All the draws made us Hammers very blue.
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2015, 14:11
by joe blob
"As years go, the last one was...well I'm finding it quite hard to tell, We had downs and ups Did fuck all in the cups, But have brought in some good personnel. A prostitute called Carolina Once worked on a luxury liner."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2015, 14:11
by joe blob
"As years go, the last one was...well I'm finding it quite hard to tell, We had downs and ups Did fuck all in the cups, But have brought in some good personnel. A prostitute called Carolina Once worked on a luxury liner."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2015, 14:11
by joe blob
"As years go, the last one was...well I'm finding it quite hard to tell, We had downs and ups Did fuck all in the cups, But have brought in some good personnel. A prostitute called Carolina Once worked on a luxury liner."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2015, 14:00
by Mike Oxsaw
"A girl who was seven feet tall Fell onto a man who was small The diminutive runt Shot straight up her cսnt, Along with the Bromley church hall As years go, the last one was...well I'm finding it quite hard to tell"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2015, 08:10
by HairyHammer
Genesis Breyer P-Orridge Wanted to compose about Norwich But to her shock and dismay Norwich from the Occult would refrain And was more interested in Biblical knowledge. A girl who was seven feet tall Fell onto a man who was small
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2015, 04:16
by Far East Hammer
"Alexander Porfiryevich Borodin Having consumed a bottle of gin Said ""I don't give a fuck"" ""For more romantic lark"" ""Henceforth I'll compose about dirty sin"" Genesis Breyer P-Orridge Wanted to compose about Norwich"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 31 Dec 2015, 02:36
by northbanker
"She said ""It's relevant to the plot"" On the screen she got out her twot but sight was quite rank, It was dirty, it stank, And was covered in last night's cock-snot. Alexander Porfiryevich Borodin Having consumed a bottle of gin"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Dec 2015, 22:57
by Helmut Shown
"Next up we have the scouse gits, In my view they're odious shits Education let lapse And they'd steal your hub caps As a city and people they're the pits She said ""It's relevant to the plot"" On the screen she got out her twot"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Dec 2015, 21:57
by Saul Bollox
"I went down the shops for some fish To cook a traditional dish Deep fried in batter, Chips complete the platter, What more could anyone wish? Next up we have the scouse gits, In my view they're odious shits"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Dec 2015, 18:54
by Mike Oxsaw
"Butcher, baker or driver of tankers, All spurs supporters are wankers. But the worst of the lot Who deserve to be shot Are lawyers, sports pundits and bankers. I went down the shops for some fish To cook a traditional dish"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Dec 2015, 18:09
by Saul Bollox
"In Plymouth a pirate called Jake Sank his ship in a boating lake A crowd on the bank, Thought him not worth a wank, While others thought it was all fake. Butcher, baker or driver of tankers, All spurs supporters are wankers."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Dec 2015, 16:51
by Helmut Shown
"A young French man from Drancy, Dreamt of cunnilingus with Beyoncé He got on all fours Slowly slid down her drawers He was French just little bit poncy In Plymouth a pirate called Jake Sank his ship in a boating lake"