Woke watch

[arsene york-hunt]

"There is a very good section on GB news where the ludicrous idiocies of Wokeness are looked at I thought we would should have one for WHO. I'll start with Baptiste on BBC: In Hungary,an ambassador's family are kidnapped by Islamic terrorists and carry out atrocities. At the end of the last episode Baptiste finds out that it is a false flag operation and conveniently, the real culprits are white supremacists who want to stop all immigration. Coronation Street ITV a gay black footballer is stopped by the police, because he is driving an expensive car. He is pushed to the ground during an altercation, and damages his leg threatening his career. Could have been written by Dawn Butler or a BLM activist."

[twoleftfeet]

I see Souness is in trouble with the awful Eni Aluko and some woman’s player called Beth England for using the phrase “ men’s game “ during a men’s game. 🤷🏼‍♂️ All I heard all Summer was girl power but apparently this is ok.

[Alex G]

"Gaffer58 11:55 Wed Aug 10 Just wondering, do you also get upset at all male teams having player of the season awards rather than man of the season awards?"

[Mike Oxsaw]

Bushmeat is Gay! Film at eleven.

[BRANDED]

"12”s backwards? Elizabeth I may have been non-binary, claims Shakespeare’s Globe Academics working for the theatre have cast doubt on the gender identity of one of England’s greatest queens"

[WHU(Exeter)]

My Jesuit handler told me to listen to OMD’s seminal ‘Maid of Orleans’ backwards* to discover the truth about Joan of Arc. *only works with the 12” version

[Mike Oxsaw]

Closest anyone will ever come to squaring this circle.

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

"twoleftfeet To be fair, that's probably historically accurate."

[twoleftfeet]

The Globe theatre are doing a play about Joan of Arc. She will be portrayed as non binary.

[Kaiser Zoso]

There’s no way that would have happened before woke.

[Moncurs Putting Iron]

"SurfaceAgentX2Zero 11:01 Tue Aug 9 Re: Woke watch Surface is spot on there, was going to post much the same but wouldn't have done it nearly as well or with the same gravitas. Stick to proper examples of wokeness or change the title to 'Safe space for CIS middle aged, middle earner to moan about stuff that winds them up"" PS The Dick Turpin thing is just ridiculous."

[Gaffer58]

"I see Sky now don’t have a “ man of the match”, it’s “player of the match” even in an all male game!!!"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"I asked a local trans if they would be campaigning to have Spotted Dick removed from the menu at the transport cafe nearby, that none would even lower themselves to walk past, let alone patronise. ""Certainly not! a spokesthey fired back, ""Spotted Dick is just desserts""."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"I asked a local trans if they would be campaigning to have Spotted Dick removed from the menu at the transport cafe nearby, that none would even lower themselves to walk past, let alone patronise. ""Certainly not! a spokesthey fired back, ""Spotted Dick is just desserts""."

[BRANDED]

So we’ve gone from Penis to Faeces. Result

[ted fenton]

"Gary Strodders shank 9:06 Tue Aug 9 I was a regular in the ""Two Puddings"" as my mates band played there but I have NEVER heard the term Richard apart from a turd !!!"

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

"On a point of order. This isn't woke. Woke is pretending it's OK for four year old boys to transition, or letting clued-up pervs use the ladies. It's cancelling people off for saying 'Indian' instead of South Asian. It's claiming victimisation of blacks, gays, women where there isn't any. It's renaming Christmas. It's making up thing like 'mansplaining' and 'deadnaming'. This is just old-fashioned prudishness of the Mary Whitehouse variety. Actually, it's more extreme than she was. I think it would be better described as, 'cսnt'."

[Gary Strodders shank]

"Isn't Richard also an old fashioned term dor for a young lady? Ie ""im going down the Two puddings to pull a couple of Richards"" I once worked with a bloke called Richard who was a right scruffy Herbert and was commonly referred to by colleagues as Dick Dishevelled. Who are these sad twats who complain? There must be some seriously sad individuals out there with far too much time on there hands."

[chevy chase]

Bloke called dick walks his dog across the rd every morning. If I started shouting alright Richard he’d probably kick the shit out of me.

[Queens Fish Bar]

"Daily Mail wet dreams here. Whilst you're getting mad about woke, they are fucking you and the country up the arse (dry)"

[Side of Ham]

That to me is crossing the fraulein….

[Mike Oxsaw]

Blimey! Hope I can stay off their radar.

[BRANDED]

"Exactly who are these cunts? Parents are demanding a York tourist attraction change the name of its new Dick Turpin carriage ride to Richard Turpin – because, they say, the word “Dick” is offensive. The row erupted after a Dick Turpin carriage ride opened at the attraction to tell the story of the highwayman’s exploits at York Dungeon. The attraction, owned by leisure giant Merlin, said it had received “a number of requests for the character to be renamed to Richard due to the apparent rude nature of his nickname”."

[twoleftfeet]

"That’s the least of Germany’s troubles, they are going to be fucked this winter. Cheers Frau Merkel."

[BRANDED]

"Absolute deviants Germany’s plans to allow children as young as 14 to change their legal gender should ring alarm bells across Europe. The proposed self-identification reform abandons any need for medical evidence or assessment, while parental consent was only added during the drafting of the bill."

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

"Parents call their son Rainbow. ASTONISHINGLY, four years later they decide he is trans. Who'da thunk it."