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New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
by les marteaux
Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 31 May 2015, 20:31
by Joke Whole
"A lady from round Colney Hatch, Once singed off her pubes with a match She had to declare ""Muff closed for repair"" ""So think of my arse as a snatch."" A young girl would simply not follow Her boyfriend's demands that she swallow"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 31 May 2015, 17:28
by Saul Bollox
"That ugly fucker Steve Bruce, His appearance attracts much abuse But how does this fat berk Ever get any work Relegation, what now's his excuse? A lady from round Colney Hatch, Once singed off her pubes with a match"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 31 May 2015, 16:46
by Helmut Shown
"Sitting on the pan straining hard I suddenly heard someone in the yard With a waft so foul I opened my bowel Leaving my own unique calling card That ugly fucker Steve Bruce, His appearance attracts much abuse"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 31 May 2015, 10:46
by strong dreams
He watched a rivulet of cum. Gently flowing from his girlfriend's bum. Her legs slightly parted She suddenly farted Said rivulet flew off with aplomb! sitting on the pan straining hard I suddenly heard so one in the yard
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 May 2015, 22:16
by Saul Bollox
"There was.a young girl from Cork Unable to use knife and fork Each evening she ate With her hands from the plate, Mostly bread and butter (or Stork). He watched a rivulet of cum. Gently flowing from his girlfriend's bum."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 May 2015, 21:27
by Helmut Shown
"By voting for that cսnt Sepp Blatter. These bribe takers, think it don't matter. On this corrupt little Swiss I wouldn't even piss As his wallet gets fatter and fatter There was.a young girl from Cork Unable to use knife and fork"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 29 May 2015, 22:40
by Saul Bollox
"D'you think Sully and Gold Will bring in Harry from the cold And would Harry still Have his hand in the till. if welcomed back into the fold. By voting for that cսnt Sepp Blatter. These bribe takers, think it don't matter."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 29 May 2015, 20:04
by Hello Mrs. Jones
"An outsize man from Cincinatti, Was fed up with being called fatty He had no luck with the tarts So he fondled his parts Which left his knob rather tatty D'you think Sully and Gold Will bring in Harry from the cold"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 28 May 2015, 19:35
by Saul Bollox
"My wife did announce and declare ""My darling, I've nothing to wear!"" I could be shrewd And go in the nude But I'll have to trim my pubic hair. An outsize man from Cincinatti, Was fed up with being called fatty"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 28 May 2015, 19:35
by Saul Bollox
"My wife did announce and declare ""My darling, I've nothing to wear!"" I could be shrewd And go in the nude But I'll have to trim my pubic hair. An outsize man from Cincinatti, Was fed up with being called fatty"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 28 May 2015, 18:29
by Joke Whole
"A bloke living in Baden Baden Had a giant marrow in his garden His wife, at her leisure, Used if for her pleasure She claimed it fair beat his full hard-on. My wife did announce and declare ""My darling, I've nothing to wear!"""
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 28 May 2015, 17:17
by Saul Bollox
"I'm fed up with all of the noise About Bielsa, Bilic and Moyes Whoever we get Will we turnaround yet Using what sort of tactical ploys? A bloke living in Baden Baden Had a giant marrow in his garden"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 28 May 2015, 09:30
by Helmut Shown
"There was a young girl from Paris Gave blow jobs in the back of a Yaris But during a session She made the progression And let him put his dick up her Aris I'm fed up with all of the noise About Bielsa, Bilic and Moyes"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 28 May 2015, 02:42
by Gavros
Weirdos
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 28 May 2015, 02:19
by Saul Bollox
D'you think we'll suffer fatigue By playing the Europa League Strength we should conserve By playing reserves Or some such other intrigue There was a young girl from Paris Gave blow jobs in the back of a Yaris
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 27 May 2015, 20:54
by Hello Mrs. Jones
A professional diver and ducker Sepp Blatter takes all as a sucker I don't know if you know That Sepp is from Bow A real East End sorta mucker D'you think we'll suffer fatigue By playing the Europa League
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 27 May 2015, 18:48
by Saul Bollox
"Whilst walking one night, down a lane I got caught in a shower of rain I had to go back Cos I forgot my mac, And i shouted out something profane. A professional diver and ducker Sepp Blatter takes all as a sucker."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 27 May 2015, 15:59
by Joke Whole
"One night when feeling quite pissed I went to an astrologist The bloke had some front He just called me a cսnt So I punched him, quite hard, with my fist. Whilst walking one night, down a lane I got caught in a shower of rain"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 27 May 2015, 14:25
by Saul Bollox
"Was Blatter's conscience partially pricked As his crony mates have just been nicked His bent mates now fall but for Blatter, Fuck all, His corruption just makes you feel sick. One night when feeling quite pissed I went to an astrologist"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 27 May 2015, 11:06
by Far East Hammer
"He's gone, thank fuck for that It has upset that Alan Sugar twat Off to Barca or Re-al? Or so says Curtis his pal But I think his career has now gone splat! Was Blatter's conscience partially pricked As his crony mates have just been nicked"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 27 May 2015, 09:21
by Helmut Shown
"Now we're done with the fat man's regime Will his love child be a distant bad dream? I fucking hope so Just tell him to go Play a much more attacking scheme He's gone, thank fuck for that It has upset that Alan Sugar twat"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 27 May 2015, 03:07
by cosmo smallpiece
"There is something that we must face, This site is a fucking disgrace Now how did that fellow Crapnotshit get just yellow He needs to be put in his place Now we're done with the fat man's regime Will his love child be a distant bad dream?"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 27 May 2015, 02:13
by Saul Bollox
"Just realised I fucked that last one up. Will today be the day that they act Will fat Sam Allardyce be sacked The answer is yes, But I have to confess, Sam out threads this site has not lacked"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 25 May 2015, 12:47
by Saul Bollox
"Will today be the day that they act Will fat Sam Allardyce be sacked The answer is yes, But I have to confess, That we don't need more Allardyce spam. There is something that we must face, This site is a fucking disgrace"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 24 May 2015, 22:19
by Helmut Shown
"A young man of uncertain gender, It is said is a Prisoner of Zenda While he ponders his sex One of the side effects He is almost certainly a bender Will today be the day that they act Will fat Sam Allardyce be sacked"