New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Helmut Shown]

"A Russian man called Ivanitch, Said to his doctor ""I've an itch."" ""Please don't bleat About a dirty toilet seat You've been to the whorehouse in Greenwich"" To see our performances in the league Has caused our supporters fatigue"

[Helmut Shown]

"A Russian man called Ivanitch, Said to his doctor ""I've an itch."" ""Please don't bleat About a dirty toilet seat You've been to the whorehouse in Greenwich"" To see our performances in the league Has caused our supporters fatigue"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a Scotsman called McVitie Was sucking on his girlfriends titty, Then to make her come, He fingered her bum And when he withdrew it was shitty. A Russian man called Ivanitch, Said to his doctor ""I've an itch."""

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a Scotsman called McVitie Was sucking on his girlfriends titty, Then to make her come, He fingered her bum And when he withdrew it was shitty. A Russian man called Ivanitch, Said to his doctor ""I've an itch."""

[Helmut Shown]

There was a man from Potters Bar Shit between the doors of his car. But the stupid old flake Left off the handbrake Stuck between stools. How bizarre! There was a Scotsman called McVitie Was sucking on his girlfriends titty

[arsene york-hunt]

"A pikey from St. Mary's Cray Was tarring a driveway one day, This well pissed up knob Did a terrible job. And threatened the bloke for his pay. There was a man from Potters Bar Shit between the doors of his car."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A man while out courting with his bird Unfortunately laid down on a turd It was bigger than most, With the colour of toast But...fuck me, this verse is absurd. A pikey from St. Mary's Cray Was tarring a driveway one day"

[Helmut Shown]

"A Slovak from near Bratislava, Got pissed drinking bottles of Cava He'd a stomach pump And a very large dump All in all, what a palaver! A man while out courting with his bird Unfortunately laid down on a turd"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was an old man from Peru Who stood on the seat in the loo, He tried to crouch down, The white seat turned brown, When asked to clean it, said ""Fuck You!"" A Slovak from near Bratislava, Got pissed drinking bottles of Cava"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was an old man from Peru Who stood on the seat in the loo, He tried to crouch down, The white seat turned brown, When asked to clean it, said ""Fuck You!"" A Slovak from near Bratislava, Got pissed drinking bottles of Cava"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was an old man from Peru Who stood on the seat in the loo, He tried to crouch down, The white seat turned brown, When asked to clean it, said ""Fuck You!"" A Slovak from near Bratislava, Got pissed drinking bottles of Cava"

[Helmut Shown]

"Elvis Presley had many a hit, But he died squeezing out a big shit His blocked up old Khyber Through not enough fibre And the shock of his arsehole split There was an old man from Peru Who stood on the seat in the loo"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Steidten looks to be on his way and allow David Moyes bigger say, In these trying times I'd rather do rhlymes, About about filth and moral decay. Elvis Presley had many a hit, But he died squeezing out a big shit"

[Helmut Shown]

"Seb Haller's a bloke likes to win, Fucked off from us, didn't fit in 6Moyes took him to ruin To allow a numbskull a shoe in His incompetence beggars believin' Steidten looks to be on his way and allow David Moyes bigger say"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Board meeting at West Ham today Will Moysie be sent on his way? It is an affront, But we're stuck with this cսnt, Til the end of the season, I'd say. Seb Haller's a bloke likes to win, Fucked off from us, didn't fit in"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Board meeting at West Ham today Will Moysie be sent on his way? It is an affront, But we're stuck with this cսnt, Til the end of the season, I'd say. Seb Haller's a bloke likes to win, Fucked off from us, didn't fit in"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Board meeting at West Ham today Will Moysie be sent on his way? It is an affront, But we're stuck with this cսnt, Til the end of the season, I'd say. Seb Haller's a bloke likes to win, Fucked off from us, didn't fit in"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Board meeting at West Ham today Will Moysie be sent on his way? It is an affront, But we're stuck with this cսnt, Til the end of the season, I'd say. Seb Haller's a bloke likes to win, Fucked off from us, didn't fit in"

[Helmut Shown]

"Oops ""Is Rafah beneath us?"" We ask, And, ""Should we take Israel to task?"" How soon will we see Kibbutz by the sea A land grab behind the mask Board meeting at West Ham today Will Moysie be sent on his way?"

[Helmut Shown]

"There was a young man from Debden, Decided to have sex with men. But his great plan was foiled As his ring was unoiled And his friend's cock the size of Big Ben Board meeting at West Ham today Will Moysie be sent on his way?"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young man from Debden, Decided to have sex with men. Screamed ""Show us your cock!"" But got quite a shock When they whipped out what looked like a hen. ""Is Rafah beneath us?"" We ask, And, ""Should we take Israel to task?"""

[arsene york-hunt]

"A young fellow who came from Cardiff His penis was constantly stiff. The one thing that did, Make him become flaccid, Was Listening to Miki and Griff* . There was a young man from Debden, Decided to have sex with men. * A popular singing duo circa 1962 ** My previous Limerick should have the word CLASS at the end."

[Helmut Shown]

"She lifted her cheek for a fart, But a little brown turd did depart. She thought she could hide But most there had spyed Her trousers, like a brown colour chart A young fellow who came from Cardiff His penis was constantly stiff"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Another shit show today, This is called the West Ham Way. He saved us, you know, ü§îÔ∏è And, boy! Does it show! Yet the cսnt still has nothing to say. She lifted her cheek for a fart, But a little brown turd did depart."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Another Moyes driven farce 6-0 at home to the Arse. Half time embarrassment, Caused by those that went, Those that stayed had a little more. Another shit show today, This is called the West Ham Way"