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Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 17:58**

I’ve got Kieran Dyer.

Who you got?

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 20:34**

theaxeman wrote: ↑28 Oct 2025, 19:38 Robbie Keane hahaha its endless!

Robbie Keane who at least scored a couple of goals in 9 appearances. We've had far far worse.

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 20:34**

Nutsin wrote: ↑28 Oct 2025, 19:31
theaxeman wrote: ↑28 Oct 2025, 19:17 Sam Allardyce

Thats when I whew this regime didn't care a fuck about our history.

Player wise Sandy Clarke is up there, David Kelly to replace McAvennie was pretty bad as was MacKnight to replace Parkes. Of this era Zaza must be up there surely.

I agree, as far as a manager goes Allardyce is the worst.
Hated that prick!

Yep - especially when one of the first things he said was a dig at the Academy of Football saying that no-one knows what it is. From then on you knew it was going to be dreadful.

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 20:34**

Far Cough UKunt" wrote: ↑28 Oct 2025, 18:16 Kieron Dyer is nowhere near to being the worst.

Agreed. Suffered a horrific leg break against Bristol City and never fully recovered.
Hardly his fault.
For me, probably the fucking spastic Roberto. Totally derailed what might have been a promising season by having the athletic prowess of Elsie Tanner.

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 20:26**

Evra has to be up there too, I think we lost by 4 goals every game he started. Didn't have a club when we signed him, couldn't get a club when we ditched him.

Let's be honest though, it's Roberto

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 20:24**

Remember Sullivan doing one of his specials on January deadline day and signing Henri Camara from Wigan on loan for the rest of the season.

We couldn't wait to get rid and he couldn't wait to leave

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 20:20**

We've got four candidates in the current squad. The aforementioned pathetic centre back duo. The shit fucking disaster midget goalkeeper and the ugly fucking donkey German that purports to be a striker. Around 120m spent on those four CUNTS.

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 20:18**

Zaza, Ljungberg, Roberto...

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 20:14**

Nutsin wrote: ↑28 Oct 2025, 19:31
theaxeman wrote: ↑28 Oct 2025, 19:17 Sam Allardyce

Thats when I whew this regime didn't care a fuck about our history.

Player wise Sandy Clarke is up there, David Kelly to replace McAvennie was pretty bad as was MacKnight to replace Parkes. Of this era Zaza must be up there surely.

I agree, as far as a manager goes Allardyce is the worst.
Hated that prick!

We've had 3 worse ones this year already

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 19:51**

Gary Breen doesn't come near the worst, i'd have him back tomorrow.
He does a lot of premier league commentary/punditry over here in Ireland and he's always spot on about west ham and very funny as well.

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 19:38**

Where do you start! Even as free agents they were shit and on big wages, Jack Wilshire comes to mind though as does Serhiy, Rebrov.

So many over the years you could write a book, Gary Breen of course is another standout

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 19:38**

Robbie Keane hahaha its endless!

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 19:36**

Titi Camara … 50yo ‘striker’
Benny McCarthy … couldn’t even bother giving up the pies

to play in a once in a lifetime home World Cup in S Africa
After he left his shorts were used as a pitch cover

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 19:35**

Wilshere has to be up there. Quashie too. It would be a very long list

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 19:31**

theaxeman wrote: ↑28 Oct 2025, 19:17 Sam Allardyce

Thats when I whew this regime didn't care a fuck about our history.

Player wise Sandy Clarke is up there, David Kelly to replace McAvennie was pretty bad as was MacKnight to replace Parkes. Of this era Zaza must be up there surely.

I agree, as far as a manager goes Allardyce is the worst.
Hated that prick!

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 19:17**

Sam Allardyce

Thats when I whew this regime didn't care a fuck about our history.

Player wise Sandy Clarke is up there, David Kelly to replace McAvennie was pretty bad as was MacKnight to replace Parkes. Of this era Zaza must be up there surely.

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 19:06**

Kilman financially (a sleeping giant)
Is there a pulse ?

Other notable mentions

Charles (pissed)

Jones (crocked )

And any other deal involving Harry the Spiv after the Rio deal.

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 18:41**

As Cough said, it’s nowhere near Dyer.

You could make a case for both Todibo & Kilman.
Or our new keeper with t-Rex arms.

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 18:40**

Kalvin Phillips

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 18:37**

twoleftfeet wrote: ↑28 Oct 2025, 18:29 John Radford
Allan McKnight
David Kelly
Ilie Dumitrescu
Max Kilman
Rigobert Song

No way Song should be on that list. Only cost a couple of million. Was excellent header of the ball. Would take him now over any of current centre backs.

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 18:34**

Ray Atteveld

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 18:29**

John Radford
Allan McKnight
David Kelly
Ilie Dumitrescu
Max Kilman
Rigobert Song

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 18:19**

And I forgot "the walking arse" titi Camara

We got a taxi from alpine cars one night and the driver claimed to be titi's uncle or some bollocks story, so we did a runner.

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 18:17**

Gary Charles

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 18:16**

Kieron Dyer is nowhere near to being the worst.

Kilman, Todibo, Roberto, and that's just recently, going back a bit Ted MacDougall.

Gary Breen was bad but I would have him over the two clowns at CB currently.

Posted: **28 Oct 2025, 18:15**

9000 posts by Christmas . . .

Dieter Eckstein - fullkrugs dad
Savio
Roberto
Doneil Henry

But they didn't really cost us anything

In terms of a financial disaster - kilman todibo

I wasn't mad about Lee chapman, Freddie ljungberg either

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