New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Helmut Shown]

"She sat on my face with a smile, And moaned ""I'll be here for a while"". Before she departed She sat there and farted Disgusting old bag, but had style Another Moyes driven farce 6-0 at home to the Arse"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Arsenal fans, are dreading the game, Will the result turn out the same Just more ""kick and run"" Which won't be much fun And our manager's words will be tame. She sat on my face with a smile, And moaned ""I'll be here for a while""."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Putin has spoken such shite Makes supporters believe black is white, Talking to Tucker Was a despotic Fucker Making out that he is alright. Arsenal fans, are dreading the game, Will the result turn out the same"

[Helmut Shown]

"This Tucker Carlson to be blunt, Is what psychologists call a cսnt The ego inflator of a murderous dictator The dickhead really has front Putin has spoken such shite Makes supporters believe black is white"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A young girl from Pilgrim's Hatch Beneath her skirt had a bare snatch, This girl called Alicia, Has pubic Alopecia, And was hardly what i'd call a catch. This Tucker Carlson to be blunt, Is what psychologists call a cսnt"

[Helmut Shown]

"There was a young man name of Mike Through the tradesmen's fucked the town bike, A crime most heinous Stretching her anus I'm not sure it's something she'd like A young girl from Pilgrim's Hatch Beneath her skirt had a bare snatch"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A dirty young lady from Cheam Covered her tits in cream, Then got her cat Danny Who was sniffing her fanny To lick it all off, it would seem. There was a young man name of Mike Through the tradesmen's fucked the town bike,"

[Helmut Shown]

"A randy vicar from Upminster. Did anal sex with a spinster As she cried out ""Foul!"" She emptied her bowel All over the new axminster A dirty young lady from Cheam Covered her tits in cream"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Whilst walking the North York moors She squatted and dropped her drawers, And, as i have heard, Dropped out a huge turd, Then crawled away on all fours. A randy vicar from Upminster. Did anal sex with a spinster."

[Helmut Shown]

"Next up this week we have the Arse, Riding high a bit too much class? Moyesball to the fore Oh what a bore! I think I'll give it a pass Whilst walking the North York moors She squatted and dropped her drawers"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Our currency's dull and forlorn To brighten it up we need porn Meghan, tits on show, Giving Harry a blow, Would give many young men the horn. Next up this week we have the Arse, Riding high a bit too much class?"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Our currency's dull and forlorn To brighten it up we need porn Meghan, tits on show, Giving Harry a blow, Would give many young men the horn. Next up this week we have the Arse, Riding high a bit too much class?"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Our currency's dull and forlorn To brighten it up we need porn Meghan, tits on show, Giving Harry a blow, Would give many young men the horn. Next up this week we have the Arse, Riding high a bit too much class?"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Our currency's dull and forlorn To brighten it up we need porn Meghan, tits on show, Giving Harry a blow, Would give many young men the horn. Next up this week we have the Arse, Riding high a bit too much class?"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"His mum living so long is funny Charlie's head's not yet on the money I rarely use cash, So if he must dash, Young Will on the bills suit you, honey? Our currency's dull and forlorn To brighten it up we need porn"

[arsene york-hunt]

"King Charles has problems with his plumbing Will his operation stop him from cumming They are being discrete Is it on his ""seat?"" And caused by public school bumming. His mum living so long is funny Charlie's head's not yet on the money"

[Helmut Shown]

The XL dog owner's a clown Drill rappers should all be put down The trophy pet of choice Of drug dealing rude boys Coming very soon to your town King Charles has problems with his plumbing Will his operation stop him from cumming

[arsene york-hunt]

"3-0 away to the Mancs David Moyes you're not worth two wanks They'll soon write to you, To get you to renew' For me this time will be .No thanks. The XL dog owner's a clown Drill rappers should all be put down"

[Helmut Shown]

I get all these thoughts so impure When losing to fucking Manure our demoralised boys Abetted by Moyes Weekly dishing up this ordure 3-0 away to the Mancs David Moyes you're not worth two wanks

[Helmut Shown]

I get all these thoughts so impure When losing to fucking Manure our demoralised boys Abetted by Moyes Weekly dishing up this ordure 3-0 away to the Mancs David Moyes you're not worth two wanks

[arsene york-hunt]

"Whilst out in my yard shifting boxes, I noticed a den full of foxes. I do not like these, They carry disease, Like rabies and a loads of poxes. I get all these thoughts so impure When losing to fucking Manure"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was an old man from Ayr Won a goldfish while out at the fair Gave it to a minger* A certified ginger* Who used it as pubic hair.. Yes, I KNOW. Poetic licence, innit? Whilst out in my yard shifting boxes, I noticed a den full of foxes."

[Helmut Shown]

"The football we play is just shit, I no longer want to watch it. Our results underwhelm With Moyes at the helm Its time to sack the Scots git There was an old man from Ayr Won a goldfish while out at tge fair"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Sunak is taking the piss Giving contracts to Infosys You know politics, Is only for dicks, But I think you're taking the piss. The football we play is just shit, I no longer want to watch it."

[Helmut Shown]

"Though they were never in slavery, They want compo from you and from me You can tell all your stories To the slavemaster Tories And leave taxpayers' money be Sunak is taking the piss Giving contracts to Infosys"