New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Saul Bollox]

"There once was a girl from Newham Whose tits made you want to chew 'em But "" she"" had no fanny Cos ""she"" was a tranny, Wearing knickers and you could through 'em. My Dad told me, and he was right, Rugby league and union are both shite."

[Sxboy_66]

"Since Christmas is our season blighted? Today it's Cuntchester United. With Valencia and Sakho Our season is back, oh And on Wednesday Southampton will be smited There once was a girl from Newham Whose tits made you want to chew 'em"

[Saul Bollox]

"I once took a trip in a glider And up there I drank loads of cider, I landed on a hill Met a lady called Jill And we ended with my knob inside 'er. Since Christmas is our season blighted? Today it's Cuntchester United."

[Joke Whole]

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns I went in one that's full of clowns But a jug of moonshine Made all look just fine Ev-en the old barmaid with Downs. I once took a trip in a glider And up there I drank loads of cider"

[Monk~koknee]

"He's lost another defender So he'll run up the flag of surrender ""If the players could pass I could have had class Fat Sam could have been a contender"" Of all the gin joints, in all the towns I went in one that's full of clowns"

[Saul Bollox]

He's lost another defender So he'll run up the flag of surrender

[Saul Bollox]

"A cowboy was down on the range, When something he saw was quite strange Twas an hallucination, Of a half naked asian, Now he's ended up in The Grange."

[Helmut Shown]

"Politics, Muzzies, Spurs and Fat Sam. Are the subjects that on this board cram Reading the stories Of the far right Tories More effective than diazepam He's lost another defender So he'll run up the flag of surrender"

[Joke Whole]

"Politics, Muzzies, Spurs and Fat Sam. Are the subjects that on this board cram Does anyone care? It's all just hot air Except for the chat on West Ham A cowboy was down on the range, When something he saw was quite strange"

[Joke Whole]

"Politics, Muzzies, Spurs and Fat Sam. Are the subjects that on this board cram Does anyone care? It's all just hot air Except for the chat on West Ham A cowboy was down on the range, When something he saw was quite strange"

[Saul Bollox]

"1,002"

[Saul Bollox]

"My piano has gone out of tune, I hope that the fixer comes soon Then we can sing along To my favourite song By the Light of the Silvery Moon. Politics, Muzzies, Spurs and Fat Sam. Are the subjects that on this board cram"

[Joke Whole]

"NHS minister Jeremy Hunt Gets away with it 'cause he has front He learnt all his stuff In somewhere not rough - A place where a boat's called a punt. My piano has gone out of tune, I hope that the fixer comes soon"

[Helmut Shown]

A young British squaddie called Tom Went over the top in the Somme No longer to suck arse Of the crass ruling class Killed instantly by a big bomb NHS minister Jeremy Hunt Gets away with it 'cause he has front

[Saul Bollox]

"Tonight I am cooking a curry I can't do the job in a hurry I must first kill the goat, By cutting it's throat Common practice in gardens in Surrey. A young British squadie called Tom Went over the top in the Somme."

[Saul Bollox]

"Tonight I am cooking a curry I can't do the job in a hurry I must first kill the goat, By cutting it's throat Common practice in gardens in Surrey. A young British squadie called Tom Went over the top in the Somme."

[Joke Whole]

Two men from ancient Pompei Were indulging in practices gay. While deep in the groove They felt the earth move: Forever together they stay. Tonight I am cooking a curry I can't do the job in a hurry

[Saul Bollox]

"My girlfriend won't leave me alone She moans if I switch off my phone And did I mention She craves for attention, Even when sat on the throne. Two men from ancient Pompei Were indulging in practices gay."

[Joke Whole]

A curmudgeonly gent from Peru Was locked for three days in the loo In the trap just next door Was a randy crack-whore So at least he had something to do. My girlfriend won't leave me alone She moans if I switch off my phone

[Monk~koknee]

In jail will Gary Glitter Take it up his own shitter? Once was the Leader Now he's a bleeder #bumrape on Twitter A curmudgeonly gent from Peru Was locked for three days in the loo

[Far East Hammer]

There was a young man from Greneda Caught the clap from a lady called Ada Getting all funky Without a dunkie Wasn't exactly smarter In jail will Gary Glitter Take it up his own shitter?

[Saul Bollox]

Daniel Levy said to fat Sam Together we'll fuck over West Ham And for that matter We'll enlist Sep Blatter No other cսnt will give a damn. There was a young man from Greneda Caught the clap from a lady called Ada

[Helmut Shown]

A quite senior civil servant Of kiddies was quite observant But he got off scot free He's a Tory you see When covering up they're fervent Daniel Levy said to fat Sam Together we'll fuck over West Ham

[Far East Hammer]

There once was a celebrity chef Who battered a chicken to death Gave it a stuffing But remembered nothing He'd done a bit much crystal meth A quite senior civil servant Of kiddies was quite observant

[Monk~koknee]

I am up at nearly five o'clock Can't sleep and am getting thought block So to WHO for the news Of Moslems and Jews Now I can go back to bed. Tick Tock There once was a celebrity chef Who battered a chicken to death