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New Limerick Thread
Posted: 30 Aug 2014, 19:44
by les marteaux
Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 18:15
by Saul Bollox
As I walked past the Catholic church door My jaw dropped down to the floor The sight I did see Was a big shock to me The priest haggling a price with whore. There was a young lady from Berwick. Was picked up by a mad muslim clEric.
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 18:14
by Saul Bollox
As I walked past the Catholic church door My jaw dropped down to the floor The sight I did see Was a big shock to me The priest haggling a price with whore. There was a young lady from Berwick. Was picked up by a mad muslim cluric.
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 18:03
by Hello Mrs. Jones
"Our mate Sammy he likes RIB Like a dribbling spastic he needs a BIB I ask you, dear pray What the hell did you say Now fuck off back to your CRIB As I walked past the Catholic church door My jaw dropped down to the floor"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 17:27
by Nuclear Noodle
Does anyone here really know What's wrong with that cսnt Soldado I don't give a fuck Coz he plays for the muck and looks like a big fat Dino Our mate Sammy he likes RIB Like a dribbling spastic he needs a BIB
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 17:21
by Hello Mrs. Jones
A spurs fain with just half a brain Paid cash for his ticket again He was flipping his lid This Yid with a quid And couldn't take more of the strain Does anyone here really know What's wrong with that cսnt Soldado
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 14:42
by easthambull
A Tottenham fan called Bill Was walking down Stamford Hill He fancied that brass with the massive arse so he took three quid from the till. A spurs fain with just half a brain Paid cash for his ticket again
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 14:09
by Saul Bollox
The Rouble has gone through the floor The price of oil has dropped more But enough of the news I'm off on the booze and I may even pay for a whore. A Tottenham fan called Bill Was walking down Stamford Hill.
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 13:43
by Joke Whole
"There was a young lad in Dunblane Suffering from bad rectal pain The source of the ache? An old man called Jake, Who buggered his arse like a train The Rouble has gone through the floor The price of oil has dropped more"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 10:16
by Far East Hammer
So QPR fucked up again Is twitchy-man feeling the strain? Watch saggy-chops As his jaw drops Clearly he's feeling some pain! There was a young lad in Dunblane Suffering from bad rectal pain
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 09:56
by easthambull
"Whilst cruising the streets for a boy The manager shouted out ""Oi!"" Fuck off Ravel son, your time here is done and forget ever playing for Woy! So QPR fucked up again Is twitchy-man feeling the strain?"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 07:54
by Joke Whole
"In the days long before Karen Brady, In our boardroom Pardew shagged a lady. When the story got out The press said ""Good shout!"" ""We like things all spicy and shady!"" Whilst cruising the streets for a boy The manager shouted out ""Oi!"""
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 02:55
by Saul Bollox
"I was watching with undisguised glee as a dog tried to hump a large tree, He turned round when I laughed, And I know this sounds daft But he came and he and tried to hump me. In the days long before Karen Brady, In our boardroom Pardew shagged a lady."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 02:39
by doomhunk
A dirty old slapper from Welwyn Her cսnt she was regularly sellin'. But the Amazon bug made her look like a mug so she switched to rude phone stories tellin'. I was watching with undisguised glee as a dog tried to hump a large tree.
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 02:30
by Hello Mrs. Jones
There once was a dirty old ginge Was licking a prostitute's minge But what's really the bollocks was it tasted like Pollocks And anchovy? Well just a tinge A dirty old slapper from Welwyn Her cսnt she was regularly sellin'
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 02:30
by Hello Mrs. Jones
There once was a dirty old ginge Was licking a prostitute's minge But what's really the bollocks was it tasted like Pollocks And anchovy? Well just a tinge A dirty old slapper from Welwyn Her cսnt she was regularly sellin'
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 00:27
by Saul Bollox
"oops..... Its fairly straightforward to tell That South Basildon's not going well From London they come All the east London scum, No wonder the place is like hell.. There once was a dirty old ginge Was licking a prostitute's minge"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 00:25
by Saul Bollox
"She was acting remarkably coy For a pretty young Thai ladyboy The a dirty old swine, From westham online, Inserted a vibrating toy. There once was a dirty old ginge Was licking a prostitute's minge"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 16 Dec 2014, 00:19
by JGW1
She was acting remarkably coy For a pretty young Thai ladyboy Whether gay straight or bi She needn't be shy As her oral technique was a joy. Its fairly straightforward to tell That South Basildon's not going well
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 15 Dec 2014, 23:42
by Hello Mrs. Jones
There once was a baldie called Bob His condition did cause him to sob But the hair on his chest Would knit a string vest And a coat from the hair round his knob She was acting remarkably coy For a pretty young Thai ladyboy
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 15 Dec 2014, 22:46
by easthambull
In Sydney the terrorist fuckwit bury the cսnt in pigs shit Then drown his old mum In Infidel cum and cover his sister in spit There once was a baldie called Bob His condition did cause him to sob
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 15 Dec 2014, 22:29
by Helmut Shown
A man from the South with no hair Tried to have sex with a bear On a night black as coal He found the wrong hole It was quite tight so he didn't care In Sydney the terrorist fuckwit bury the cսnt in pigs shit
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 15 Dec 2014, 22:05
by Roger Mellie
A man from the West with dark skin Committed a terrible sin He turned out to be scouse With no roof on his house And now he's got his hands in the bin A man from the South with no hair Tried to have sex with a bear
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 15 Dec 2014, 20:52
by easthambull
"A lookalike of Uncle Fester, Said: ""We'll wipe the floor with Leicester"". Damned with faint praise a West Ham malaise that clone of Fester's a jester A man from the West with dark skin Committed a terrible sin"
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 15 Dec 2014, 20:36
by Saul Bollox
"No woder they get such derision Gutless ref - bad decision, That fat heap of cack, Dowd's got his own back After last year's Old Trafford collision. A lookalike of Uncle Fester, Said: ""We'll wipe the floor with Leicester""."
Re: New Limerick Thread
Posted: 15 Dec 2014, 17:29
by Helmut Shown
At about this time of the year I'd would really like to disappear I throw in the towel Seeing smug bastard Cowell More shit in the charts I fear No woder they get such derision Gutless ref - bad decision