Man marries 2 headed woman

[wd40]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13247899/Conjoined-twin-Abby-Hensel-ties-knot.html one interesting honeymoon . one hell of a blow job

[BRANDED]

"Maybe he's got two cocks and can be sucked off at the same time? Anyway, I wonder if they both come at the same time?"

[Fry]

Does it count as a threesome.

[Nurse Ratched]

"Violator ""...fuck that"" Which??"

[violator]

"Double nagging, fuck that"

[Manuel]

"Since Wils has fixed this cսnt place there are a lot more shit, pointless threads popping up, not good."

[Side of Ham]

If she meets a bloke like Chicken Run then he’ll just bagsy their balloon knot….problem solved….

[Hammer and Pickle]

Adds an extra dimension to the phrase “she has a mind of her own”

[Kaiser Zoso]

"I suppose in that case it might start to get a bit messy, Nurse"

[Nurse Ratched]

What happens if the other sister gets a bloke?

[Mike Oxsaw]

If Zaphod Beeblebrox did trans...

[Nurse Ratched]

But his WIFE might care!

[Lee Trundle]

Nurse He won't give a flying fuck. Any hole is a goal.

[the coming of gary]

... are they allowed to play Bridge ? .

[Nurse Ratched]

"So...the female orgasm is significantly dependent on the mind. So what if he can make his sister in law climax, but not his wife?"

[Fry]

"Far Cough, I wonder if she/they included all that when filling out the dating agency application?"

[goose]

I was wondering why joyo hadn't been posting. enjoy your honeymoon joyo son!!

[Far Cough]

"Organ distribution The twins have individual organs in the upper part of their body, while most of those at and below the navel are shared, the exception being the spinal cord. 2 heads 2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs. Surgery corrected scoliosis. 2 completely separate spinal cords 2 arms (originally 3, but the rudimentary central arm was removed, leaving the central shoulder blade in place) 1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery expanded the pleural cavities. 2 breasts 2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, and medicine taken by either affects both) 4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities 1 diaphragm with well coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect 2 stomachs 2 gallbladders 1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe Y-shaped small intestine, with slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture 1 large intestine (one colon, rectum, and anus) 3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right 1 bladder 1 set of reproductive organs 2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally 1 slightly broad pelvis 2 legs"

[Fry]

"Certainly looks like woman with two heads though. One pair of shoes, one pair of gloves and two hats. It even sounds like it could be a woman with two heads."

[Far Cough]

I sort of know about them as they are from Minnesota where I lived at the time.

[ray winstone]

So if one fancies a shag and the other one doesn't......

[Far Cough]

Hahahah a two headed woman err...

[Far Cough]

Hahahah a two headed woman err...

[Nurse Ratched]

*raises hand* I have questions...

[wd40]

to thick to post a funny ? you miserable cսnt

[Far Cough]

"That's not one woman with two heads, it's two distinct women who happen to be conjoined."