This 19yo Northern lad missing in Teneriffe for over a week

[Fauxstralian]

"What has happened? Related to him being one of 8 who attacked another boy with an axe, a machete & golf clubs splitting his skull? Drug related?"

[Fauxstralian]

"""the send off he deserves"" = the pall bearers being chased down the street by random oiks with machetes, golf clubs & an axe"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"I may be able to rustle up a stamped, addressed envelope...for the watch."

[Lee Trundle]

"The mother of British teenager Jay Slater who was found dead on holiday in Tenerife has asked for more donations to help give him ""the send-off he deserves"". Anyone on here been invited?"

[Fauxstralian]

"Knicker Wearer It’s only July, that’s a bit of a premature ejaculation by you Plenty of time for you to reclaim your crown"

[joyo]

Sad news for the conspiracy theorists loons as well like Trundle

[Knicker Wetter]

"Fauxstralian 5:08 Mon Jul 15 That post has just earned you cսnt of the year, considering the competition from oxygen thieves like Yorkhammer that's some effort, show some fucking compassion she may have lost a kid"

[Fauxstralian]

I think its pretty rugged terrain and they are saying he may have fallen presumably to somewhere inaccessible Presume Mum has drunk all the GoFundMe money by now so can head home

[Lee Trundle]

In the same area where his phone last pinged. Makes you wonder what took them so long to find him.

[Manuel]

Remains found.

[mashed in maryland]

"Screenshot going round apparently of his last Snapchat and its an Audemars Piguet he was boasting about nicking, not a Rolex. Fuck knows if that's slang for anything"

[Alfs]

Far Cough 8:37 Thu Jul 4 It's slang for a kilo.

[Gary Strodders shank]

So who is this Johnny Vegas character then ?

[Far Cough]

"I read somewhere that ""Rolex"" is drug lingo for marching powder?"

[bruuuno]

"Just seen a picture of one of the blokes who’s Airbnb he went to, he looks dodgy as fuck. I thought it was a pair of poofters at first but they are clearly wronguns"

[twoleftfeet]

This lad thought he was Billy big bollocks but has clearly stepped out of his league and the people he fucked off don't mess about. My sister was lead investigator on the 2 guys from Sussex who went to Spain in March 2019 and have not been seen since. They were going there to conduct some drug deal and have never returned. Apparently they were dumped at sea.

[LJC]

Was just about to say the same scum. The Rolex story has resurfaced. And when he left the house some more mate and witness have come forward where they advised him to just turn around and he said couldn’t do that as was scared. That go fund me was initially £10k and quickly went up. The cctv on the beach was a bit weird where it looked like he was with that lacy and one other has she starts screaming you said he wouldnt get stabbed and what have I done? All gone quiet on that front.

[Council Scum]

So it turns out he admitted to his mates he'd nicked a 12 grand rolex just before he went missing....

[El Scorchio]

"Fauxstralian 2:43 Ah, so he must be right footed then."

[wd40]

''Dont think the mum IS related to Karen Matthews .... but still worth checking under her bed'' made me laugh on looking that's so funny

[Fauxstralian]

Named at left back by Southgate for todays game

[happygilmore]

Search called off but no news released to say a body found

[happygilmore]

Search called off but no news released to say a body found

[Dwight Van Mann]

Reports claiming he's been clocked watching the Euros https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13570829/jay-slater-spotted-watching-euros-tenerife.html

[Side of Ham]

"A young bloke with a conviction for violent crime already, goes to a party island just off of North Africa and knocks about out there with a drugs mule……if any of that is true then it’s just as much a possibility as wandering off into the wilderness…..hopefully joyo will inform us of the actual facts as he has experience of wandering off into the wilderness where there are loads of trees….."

[Lee Trundle]

"I haven't discounted your theory that he has wondered off all confused though, joyo. Does that make that a conspiracy also? I just find it odd if he has done that his mother is saying ""Just let him go"" in interviews. You've got to be a massive thicko idiot not to realise they don't add up."