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Just a thought,

I would have to go back to the mid 90s and mine was the Portuguese player Dani!

Redknapp, when he was manager at West Ham, once said about the player: "Dani is so good-looking I don't know whether to play him or fuck him"

I felt the same way Harry!

Unfortunately can't find any recent photos of him.

Just wished Ginola would have done a stint at West Ham - he would have been worth it!

Anyone want to state their man crush?

 

Steve Potts
Carl Fletcher
Robert Snodgrass

That's it. 
 

goose wrote: ↑19 Oct 2024, 11:48 In the context of what do you think about the Olympics.
 

In the context of what do you think about the Olympics.

goose wrote: ↑19 Oct 2024, 08:52 Ladysmith, how do you feel about the Olympics?

Ladysmith, how do you feel about the Olympics?

Blow me (literally) I never meant this thread to get so heavy!

F 129 Row66" wrote: ↑18 Oct 2024, 22:49

Nothing more pathetic and obvious than the hung-up ejaculations of the closet woofter repressing his man crush.

Nothing more pathetic and obvious than the hung-up ejaculations of the Cod Psychologist

Nothing more pathetic and obvious than the hung-up ejaculations of the closet woofter repressing his man crush.

Nothing more pathetic and obvious than the hung-up ejaculations of the Cod Psychologist

True Putter, but it all depends if it is a real man crush or not, I suppose. There are a range of simple DIY tests for this we don’t really need to go into detail about …

Hammer and Pickle" wrote: ↑18 Oct 2024, 14:21 Nothing more pathetic and obvious than the hung-up ejaculations of the closet woofter repressing his man crush.

Just a basic friendly observation - no need to get upset Vexed.

Vexed wrote: ↑18 Oct 2024, 14:03 What a pathetic cսnt of a thread this is. 
 

Nothing more pathetic and obvious than the hung-up ejaculations of the closet woofter repressing his man crush.

Just a basic friendly observation - no need to get upset Vexed.

What a pathetic cսnt of a thread this is. 

Ladysmith wrote: ↑18 Oct 2024, 08:46

Far Cough UKunt" wrote: ↑18 Oct 2024, 06:23 This thread has a whiff of lavender about it.

whiff of Lavender?

Loads and loads over the years

Off the top of my head of course Brooking, Bonds, Devonshire, Parks and then later Di Caneo, Ince, Ashton,  Benayoun, Zamora, Bellamy, Parker, Cole, Song, Payet…

So many man crushes
 

Di Canio. Not neccessarily a crush, but I would have let him fuck my bird at the time. 

Loads and loads over the years

Off the top of my head of course Brooking, Bonds, Devonshire, Parks and then later Di Caneo, Ince, Ashton,  Benayoun, Zamora, Parker, Cole, Song, Payet…



 

Russ = closet nudger

Dangerous territory this and I had no man crushes but Billy Jennings is still better looking than Anthony Gordon

Straight blokes have it tough: We're repulsed by a bit of shirt lifting in the male team and the women's team is almost 100% dykes. Can't win either way!  Bring back the Hammerettes I say.

I am a straight bloke - So never had a crush on any other bloke regardless. 

However, for the purposes of the thread, I have "admired" several West Ham players down the years - Not because of their looks, but because of how they played, what they stood for and how they represented themselves. Those would be:

Alan Devonshire
Trevor Sinclair
Paolo Di Canio
Julian Dicks
Alvin Martin
Joe Cole

Too young to have seen Moore, Brooking and Bonds, but sure they would be up there if I had. 

Far Cough UKunt" wrote: ↑18 Oct 2024, 06:23 This thread has a whiff of lavender about it.

Sydney_Iron wrote: ↑18 Oct 2024, 02:18 You sound like a bit of a shirt tail lifter Ladysmith OR your a "real" woman?

FWIW, i don't EVER recall having any kind of attraction to a West Ham player, or any footballer or sportsman for that matter.

Maybe I'm just old fashioned when it comes to these things though!


 

Ian Dowie 

This thread has a whiff of lavender about it.