Saturday football

[Coffee one sugar]

BOURNEMOUTH vs NOTTINGHAM FOREST (1500)
On paper a dull fixture, but more likely to be a compelling one between two sides that have totally surpassed expectations so far this season. Between them, they’ve put together eight wins and four draws in their last six outings. Hard to predict the outcome with each possible outcome a realistic possibility. Draw.

BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION vs EVERTON (1500)
Two consecutive wins for the hosts after a series of painful draws. What would the Toffees give for that? Home win.

LIVERPOOL vs IPSWICH (1500)
Was there ever a more certain certainty? Home win.

SOUTHAMPTON vs NEWCASTLE UNITED (1500)
Speaking of certainties, here’s another one. Probably. Away win.

WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS vs ARSENAL (1500)
The Arse are snapping at Pool’s posterior while well aware of Forest snapping – albeit more vigorously – at theirs. Away win.

MANCHESTER CITY vs CHELSEA (1730)
Chelsea come into this on the back of some poor form. City, well they don’t fill their fans with optimism. Could and should be a cracker. Draw.


SUNDAY

CRYSTAL PALACE vs BRENTFORD (1400)
You can fit a Rizla between these two, but not much else. Still, the Bees stand out, just. Away win.

TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR vs LEICESTER CITY (1400)
A relegation six-pointer? Hmm, maybe. Either way, fun to contemplate. In their last six league games, the two sides have accumulated a combined total of one point. That’s 35 points dropped from their possible last combined of 36. Let that sink in. Home win.

ASTON VILLA vs WEST HAM UNITED (1630)
Not a-bloody-gain? Yep, fraid so. See if we can get something from this today. Confident? Hardly. Draw.


FULHAM vs MANCHESTER UNITED (1900)
Another fixture to make you smile. Unless you are of the red persuasion, in which case you’re likely to be even redder at the end of this. Home win.


BOU vs NFO
BHA vs EVE
LIV vs IPS
SOU vs NEW
WOL vs ARS
MCY vs CHE

CRY vs BRE
TOT vs LEI
AST vs WHU
FUL vs MNU

[Iron Duke]

I’m not a Celtic fan at all. I’m not against the royal family either. I just don’t cum in my pants over them like some servile loser. Who gives a fuck what they sing about a dead queen. Did you know her personally? She didn’t give two fucks about you.

It’s so hypocritical on here. One minute everyone is so woke and you can’t say anything anymore. Then you all start crying because you are upset about some football chants.

Pick a side.

[fraser]

I guess they could abuse William at an England v Scotland game if he was attending in his FA role
Do Celtic fans support Scotland or Ireland?
Expect Liverpool fans would abuse him as well given their contempt for England … except on benefit day

Celtic fans support Scotland, well the ones from Scotland obviously. 


Rangers fans the majority Scotland but a lot support England, which pisses the ones who support Scotland off. 
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[lowlife]

I guess they could abuse William at an England v Scotland game if he was attending in his FA role
Do Celtic fans support Scotland or Ireland?
Expect Liverpool fans would abuse him as well given their contempt for England … except on benefit day

 

 

I work with someone from Liverpool. She’s lovely but says her whole family are on benefits. They refer to it as ‘payday’.

She’s had loads of arguments with them, saying that it’s not payday as they aren’t working (and they are fit to work too).

 Scum.

[fraser]

Can you imagine how the Celtic fans would react if Rangers sang songs about Bobby Sands, the SFA would ban the supporters for life and imagine what would happen if we sang songs about Hillsborough, banned for life! 

Sing a song about the dead queen though and that's just banter.

They do sing songs about Bobby Sands  and who the fuck said it was banter... Fucking thick and clueless 

[twoleftfeet]

Can you imagine how the Celtic fans would react if Rangers sang songs about Bobby Sands, the SFA would ban the supporters for life and imagine what would happen if we sang songs about Hillsborough, banned for life! 

Sing a song about the dead queen though and that's just banter.

[Mad Ferret]

I guess they could abuse William at an England v Scotland game if he was attending in his FA role
Do Celtic fans support Scotland or Ireland?
Expect Liverpool fans would abuse him as well given their contempt for England … except on benefit day

Liverpool fans = English plastic paddies
Celtic fans = Scottish plastic paddies

[Mad Ferret]

Oh no. They weren’t singing songs about poor William were they? How ghastly.

No you thick cսnt, can't you read, it was songs about his dead grandmother.

Are you a bomb chucker son? I mean when you're not obsessing over our youth players? 

Would make sense that he'd be a Celtic fan if he's obsessing over youth. 

[Fauxstralian]

I guess they could abuse William at an England v Scotland game if he was attending in his FA role
Do Celtic fans support Scotland or Ireland?
Expect Liverpool fans would abuse him as well given their contempt for England … except on benefit day

[Manuel]

Oh no. They weren’t singing songs about poor William were they? How ghastly.

No you thick cսnt, can't you read, it was songs about his dead grandmother.

Are you a bomb chucker son? I mean when you're not obsessing over our youth players? 

[Iron Duke]

Oh no. They weren’t singing songs about poor William were they? How ghastly.

[Mad Ferret]

When would they have ever had the chance to abuse William before?

[Manuel]

 

Standard for them, not really news is it. Would be more newsworthy if they hadn't 

When did they abuse him at a game before?

Not him personally but they sing the same songs and abuse everything British, they're host Pro IRA

I know, but was talking specifically about abusing William, but yea not really a shock is it, they weren't going to pass up that opportunity. Shame there wasn't a fire in the away end.

[fraser]

Scum Celtic fans were abusing Prince William at Villa last night, songs about his late grandmother etc.

 

Standard for them, not really news is it. Would be more newsworthy if they hadn't 

When did they abuse him at a game before?

Not him personally but they sing the same songs and abuse everything British, they're host Pro IRA

[Mad Ferret]

Scum Celtic fans were abusing Prince William at Villa last night, songs about his late grandmother etc.

Yes but in the eyes of the media they are seen as fun-loving Irish-ites who support Palestine etc. And of course Rangers are seen as the Glaswegian trouble makers.

Both are as bad as each other of course, but Rangers are far more palatable. 

[Manuel]

Scum Celtic fans were abusing Prince William at Villa last night, songs about his late grandmother etc.

 

Standard for them, not really news is it. Would be more newsworthy if they hadn't 

When did they abuse him at a game before?

[fraser]

Scum Celtic fans were abusing Prince William at Villa last night, songs about his late grandmother etc.

 

 

Standard for them, not really news is it. Would be more newsworthy if they hadn't 

[Fauxstralian]

Understand Celtic fans also set off fireworks after scoring
They did similar at an earlier game so now possibly will be banned from a playoff away game
At least one city won’t have a spike in child abuse cases then

[Fauxstralian]

I understand they have iPads to look at incidents (usually mounted by the bench) & to show subs formations (though these often seem to be laminated printouts)
But mobiles with access to betting apps?

I know cricketers have to hand in their phones before play 
 

[Manuel]

Scum Celtic fans were abusing Prince William at Villa last night, songs about his late grandmother etc.

[fraser]

Can't imagine Clough or Shankly, allowing that kind of shit on the bench?

Of course they would have allowed it if they were around now, you can't compare completely different times. I take it they wrote stuff down and that's how they write stuff down now, worldwide in every day life, why should football coaches be any different. 

Nope, doubt it but you fill yer boots.

Yeah of course they wouldn't,  so all the opposition would be using the tools at their disposal and they would disadvantage themselves by not using them, absolute bollocks.. I suppose they wouldn't use email and data analysis too... 

[Far Cough UKunt]

It's a bug bear of mine seeing so many these days playing with their iPads on data/replays instead of just making judgement calls with their own eyes on the game. All electronic devices shouldn't be allowed and they just get on with it. 

Can't imagine Clough or Shankly, allowing that kind of shit on the bench?

Of course they would have allowed it if they were around now, you can't compare completely different times. I take it they wrote stuff down and that's how they write stuff down now, worldwide in every day life, why should football coaches be any different. 

Nope, doubt it but you fill yer boots.

[fraser]

Saw the end of a couple of the Champions league games and towards the end the coaches were looking at phones to see the table situation.
Wasnt sure that having phones on the bench would be allowed where you can bet on all sorts of match occurrences

It's a bug bear of mine seeing so many these days playing with their iPads on data/replays instead of just making judgement calls with their own eyes on the game. All electronic devices shouldn't be allowed and they just get on with it. 

Can't imagine Clough or Shankly, allowing that kind of shit on the bench?

Of course they would have allowed it if they were around now, you can't compare completely different times. I take it they wrote stuff down and that's how they write stuff down now, worldwide in every day life, why should football coaches be any different. 

[Far Cough UKunt]

Saw the end of a couple of the Champions league games and towards the end the coaches were looking at phones to see the table situation.
Wasnt sure that having phones on the bench would be allowed where you can bet on all sorts of match occurrences

It's a bug bear of mine seeing so many these days playing with their iPads on data/replays instead of just making judgement calls with their own eyes on the game. All electronic devices shouldn't be allowed and they just get on with it. 

Can't imagine Clough or Shankly, allowing that kind of shit on the bench?

[Massive Attack]

Saw the end of a couple of the Champions league games and towards the end the coaches were looking at phones to see the table situation.
Wasnt sure that having phones on the bench would be allowed where you can bet on all sorts of match occurrences

It's a bug bear of mine seeing so many these days playing with their iPads on data/replays instead of just making judgement calls with their own eyes on the game. All electronic devices shouldn't be allowed and they just get on with it. 

[Fauxstralian]

Saw the end of a couple of the Champions league games and towards the end the coaches were looking at phones to see the table situation.
Wasnt sure that having phones on the bench would be allowed where you can bet on all sorts of match occurrences