What is the most shit song you have heard fans singing at a match.

[F 129 Row66]

My vote goes to a song sung at Arsenal to the tune of Rule Britannia:

Good old Arsenal,
We're proud to sing that name.
While we sing this song,
We'll win the game.

Arsenal were playing in a big final, and because they didn't have a song. The Big Match had a competition for fans to write the words to Land of Hope and Glory. They were prevented from this by the Elgar Society, and in the absence of sufficient time, Jimmy Hill wrote the above songs lyrics.

The sad thing about this is that it is still being sung, as I heard it watching some Arsenal highlights last week.
 

[F 129 Row66]

Rogers and Hamerstein's You'll Never Walk Alone is great in the context of the musical Carousel, and when being sung by the cast and chorus. It is gut wrenchingly, fucking sickening when being sung by 50 odd thousand stinking, lowlife scouse cunts.

[Ladysmith]

I'm at the Spurs
In corporate
I'm at the Spurs in corporate
It's so shit, that I'm posting on WHO
When I'm in Spurs corporate

[Eerie Decent]

I'm at the Spurs
In corporate
I'm at the Spurs in corporate
It's so shit, that I'm posting on WHO
When I'm in Spurs corporate

[Ladysmith]

NewcastleE-I-E-I-E-I-O,Up the Premier League we go,

[Pub Bigot]

After we signed Nigel Reo Coker, I came up with a song for him to the Tune of "Rio" by Duran Duran 

"His name is Rio but he's not a Ferdinand, he plays in midfield for the mighty West Ham"

Not even my pals joined in and I left it there. 

I can see why. At least you had a go at investing something though. 

[Council Scum]

After we signed Nigel Reo Coker, I came up with a song for him to the Tune of "Rio" by Duran Duran 

"His name is Rio but he's not a Ferdinand, he plays in midfield for the mighty West Ham"

Not even my pals joined in and I left it there. 

[Fat, Bald n 50]

Hull's you're getting mauled by the Tigers followed by the action 
 

[BRANDED]

Big Fucking German feels a bit MONG

[yngwies Cat]

Arsenal Forever is Wank

 

[yngwies Cat]

That Liverpool chant

Liverpool Liverpool that goes up and down, gets right on my tits.

Anything sung by the Nigel's is fuckin gash as well 

 

[scott_d]

All the shit teams that sing "by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen".

It's quite comical when you hear the likes of Bristol City singing it.

Heard Wolves fans singing this earlier this week.
It's embarrassing.

[Leavemyarcelona]

"Champions of.Europe We know what we are"

"Irons"

ww use to be really inventive with our.chants


 it's the modern world fella ...our fan base  is unrecognisable to me now.
bods like myself have been cancelled... literally.

But I'm going NOWHERE 





 

Remember the New Cross Train song?

[Mike Oxsaw]

Mike Oxsaw - weren't they all part of the hype around Malcolm Allinson? Champagne, cigars and dolly birds.

This was before Malcolm Alison - Steve Kember was a key player for them If I remember correctly. Their old kit was mainly claret with thin blue lines.

Allison gave them a kit that mimicked one of the top European teams of the day and said that they were now known as "Super Eagles".

Think the Eagle bit came from the (yellow) emblem on their shirt which depicted, naturally, the Crystal Palace, but there was an eagle perched on it (for some reason I never found out (but may have been to do with the zoo there))

[Rubble again]

Mike Oxsaw - weren't they all part of the hype around Malcolm Allinson? Champagne, cigars and dolly birds.

[Mike Oxsaw]

The palace fans singing glad all over by the Dave Clark 5 takes some beating .  All members are Tottenham supporters.

I recall "Glad All Over" being the Palace theme song from the late 60's/early 70's, when one of my uncles used to take me & my brother over to Selhurst Park.

What I remember more from there though, was the Crystal Palace Dolly Birds forming a line of honour to clap the players onto the pitch. They really were officially known as "Crystal Palace Dolly Birds" and from memory they were all as fit as fuck.

Don't remember the games much, but there were certainly stirrings afoot regarding the Dolly Birds, that much is sure.

[Swiss.]

Bubbles 

[Swiss.]

The Leeds song that goes errrr "Leeds"

[Pshyco scored all 4]

The palace fans singing glad all over by the Dave Clark 5 takes some beating .  All members are Tottenham supporters.

[dm]

I can't believe no one has mentioned " on the ball city " sung by  Norwich fans! The height of cringe!

Agreed. First one I thought of

[factory seconds]

the honky tonk version of bubbles we play at kick off which is in the WRONG TIME SIGNATURE. it's supposed to be a WALTZ you dickheads. three beats in a fucking bar.

[Fauxstralian]

If you don’t understand why the Ludo song is being sung again there isn’t much hope
Hope the big man is doing well & spending some quality time with his family

Not really a song but always thought the worst DIRGE was …
Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chel-sea

 

[Mad Dog]

By a fucking mile it's the mauled by the tigers song.

Of ours i always hated "we've got super david moyeeeess" boring song and i never thought the payet song scanned.

But what really grinds my gears is the we are west ham's claret and blue army (a song im fine with)... when it always amd i mean always in the billy bonds stand  turns into a clap that speeds up and quickly peters out

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

geoffrey .. Jeffrey ...Geoffrey.

Let em cum   ..let em cum...let em cum

Watford.. .Watford ...Watford...watford

youll never make the chinky




 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Us singing the Ludo song, it never made sense, we are nearer to Moscow than where he was born.

He played for us, we sang it, he left, we never sang it again.
He came back as a coach, we sang it, he left in 2010 and we still sing it now.....

For me is sums up just how shit our support is these days, that we have to go back to songs like that. 

the constant  bubbles is embarrassing...compounded by being sung too fast.
Should be restricted to a couple of times  each half like it used to be 

[goose]

Anyone who chants “who are ya” after scoring a goal.
it just doesn’t make sense.

otherwise sing what you want, I’d rather have a decent atmosphere of shit songs vs a shit atmosphere.