Carnivore Diet

[Collins Wong - A Free Man]

Keep seeing this plonker's shit content all over social media. Proper melt.

[Russ of the BML]

Well, it's meat and eggs innit. If you want to bulk up or trim down, that's the way to go. But you consistently eat dinners like that and you will start to smell like raw sewage. 

[Massive Attack]

There was a map of Europe showing the % of diet made up by UPF by country. Uk was the worst, maybe 40 or 50%.
Italy was something like 15%.

I suppose eating dirt,goat shit and piss in Italy is a luxury and not UPF
If its so wonderful over there please fuck off back soap dodger 

it’s the only award your country will be winning.
’europes fatest cunts’.

congrats  

We're bored of winning shit down the years, got to give others a chance to also enjoy what we've won.

[goose]

Where to start?

Alright, there is far too much mince for that small pan. He has crowded the pan, so even though he's using cast iron, the mince is grey (steamed) no maillard (?spelling). So it'll taste terrible. 

Generally I am in favour of high protein (no off colour remarks, please!) and I agree starchy carbs (basically sugar) are appalling 'foods' best eaten as the exception rather than the rule. But I think probably the most important rule of all, whatever your stand on carbs, is to avoid ultra processed shite like the plague. When EXPERTS tell us we should be eating like the Greeks or Italians or Japanese because they live to 200 years old or whatever, their cuisines are quite different in terms of carbs and protein intake, but what they all have in common is they tend not to eat UPF. 

These days when I walk around a supermarket I feel like the Youtuber Eddie Abbew, looking at all the UPF rubbish and thinking "Look at this SHIT!" In my local Asda, the fruit and veg is the first section as you enter. But before you can physically get to the shelves with the fruit/veg, they have portable/free standing stands with all manner of sugary and UPF stuff on them. This stuff is being aggressively marketed.

They might be on the right track with this 'carnivore diet' idea, but I couldn't do it. I reckon by day 4 I'd be trying to sell one of my kidneys for a plate of broccoli. 

There was a map of Europe showing the % of diet made up by UPF by country. Uk was the worst, maybe 40 or 50%.
Italy was something like 15%.

I suppose eating dirt,goat shit and piss in Italy is a luxury and not UPF
If its so wonderful over there please fuck off back soap dodger 

it’s the only award your country will be winning.
’europes fatest cunts’.

congrats  

[XKhammer]

I'm especially interested to hear Nurse Ratched's take on this.

Where to start?

Alright, there is far too much mince for that small pan. He has crowded the pan, so even though he's using cast iron, the mince is grey (steamed) no maillard (?spelling). So it'll taste terrible. 

Generally I am in favour of high protein (no off colour remarks, please!) and I agree starchy carbs (basically sugar) are appalling 'foods' best eaten as the exception rather than the rule. But I think probably the most important rule of all, whatever your stand on carbs, is to avoid ultra processed shite like the plague. When EXPERTS tell us we should be eating like the Greeks or Italians or Japanese because they live to 200 years old or whatever, their cuisines are quite different in terms of carbs and protein intake, but what they all have in common is they tend not to eat UPF. 

These days when I walk around a supermarket I feel like the Youtuber Eddie Abbew, looking at all the UPF rubbish and thinking "Look at this SHIT!" In my local Asda, the fruit and veg is the first section as you enter. But before you can physically get to the shelves with the fruit/veg, they have portable/free standing stands with all manner of sugary and UPF stuff on them. This stuff is being aggressively marketed.

They might be on the right track with this 'carnivore diet' idea, but I couldn't do it. I reckon by day 4 I'd be trying to sell one of my kidneys for a plate of broccoli. 

There was a map of Europe showing the % of diet made up by UPF by country. Uk was the worst, maybe 40 or 50%.
Italy was something like 15%.

I suppose eating dirt,goat shit and piss in Italy is a luxury and not UPF
If its so wonderful over there please fuck off back soap dodger 

[goose]

I'm especially interested to hear Nurse Ratched's take on this.

Where to start?

Alright, there is far too much mince for that small pan. He has crowded the pan, so even though he's using cast iron, the mince is grey (steamed) no maillard (?spelling). So it'll taste terrible. 

Generally I am in favour of high protein (no off colour remarks, please!) and I agree starchy carbs (basically sugar) are appalling 'foods' best eaten as the exception rather than the rule. But I think probably the most important rule of all, whatever your stand on carbs, is to avoid ultra processed shite like the plague. When EXPERTS tell us we should be eating like the Greeks or Italians or Japanese because they live to 200 years old or whatever, their cuisines are quite different in terms of carbs and protein intake, but what they all have in common is they tend not to eat UPF. 

These days when I walk around a supermarket I feel like the Youtuber Eddie Abbew, looking at all the UPF rubbish and thinking "Look at this SHIT!" In my local Asda, the fruit and veg is the first section as you enter. But before you can physically get to the shelves with the fruit/veg, they have portable/free standing stands with all manner of sugary and UPF stuff on them. This stuff is being aggressively marketed.

They might be on the right track with this 'carnivore diet' idea, but I couldn't do it. I reckon by day 4 I'd be trying to sell one of my kidneys for a plate of broccoli. 

There was a map of Europe showing the % of diet made up by UPF by country. Uk was the worst, maybe 40 or 50%.
Italy was something like 15%.

[Nurse Ratched]

I'm especially interested to hear Nurse Ratched's take on this.

Where to start?

Alright, there is far too much mince for that small pan. He has crowded the pan, so even though he's using cast iron, the mince is grey (steamed) no maillard (?spelling). So it'll taste terrible. 

Generally I am in favour of high protein (no off colour remarks, please!) and I agree starchy carbs (basically sugar) are appalling 'foods' best eaten as the exception rather than the rule. But I think probably the most important rule of all, whatever your stand on carbs, is to avoid ultra processed shite like the plague. When EXPERTS tell us we should be eating like the Greeks or Italians or Japanese because they live to 200 years old or whatever, their cuisines are quite different in terms of carbs and protein intake, but what they all have in common is they tend not to eat UPF. 

These days when I walk around a supermarket I feel like the Youtuber Eddie Abbew, looking at all the UPF rubbish and thinking "Look at this SHIT!" In my local Asda, the fruit and veg is the first section as you enter. But before you can physically get to the shelves with the fruit/veg, they have portable/free standing stands with all manner of sugary and UPF stuff on them. This stuff is being aggressively marketed.

They might be on the right track with this 'carnivore diet' idea, but I couldn't do it. I reckon by day 4 I'd be trying to sell one of my kidneys for a plate of broccoli. 

[Takashi Miike]

best comment I saw.......

 "@lcarusLives......1 day ago

Fair play coach, that looks absolutely wank"

[Takashi Miike]

Next Episode : I'll be opening a packet of Bacon, and turning on the grill

*2 million views, half a million likes*

Fucking clown world

 

[Massive Attack]

I'm waiting on BillyJenningsBoots Polish take on it.

[Gank]

I'm especially interested to hear Nurse Ratched's take on this.

[Massive Attack]

What's the 2nd installment, emptying a packet of pedigree chum in to a bowl sprinkling salt and pepper on it before serving?  

[Collins Wong - A Free Man]

I did it for a month a few years back and shat like I was a rocket. Felt good, energy levels were fantastic, meals are boring. 

I was lucky enough to grow up in a financially challenged family, which meant my mother had to come up with all sorts of ways to make the cheaper cuts (i.e. the ones the butcher couldn't otherwise sell and weren't even good enough to be turned into burgers & sausages) enticing. The one thing our meals were not is boring.

In fact, my kids still cook up meals from recipes my mother used from when I was but a mere slip of a lad.

On a similar note...or not... I was thinking about what would be the definitive culturally inclusive British meal of 2025? Can't be arsed to pose the question on the Woke thread, so, as it's food related, I'll ask on here, instead.

lancs hotpot

don't care about being 'culturally inclusive'

if they don't like it, they know where the door is.

[Mike Oxsaw]

I did it for a month a few years back and shat like I was a rocket. Felt good, energy levels were fantastic, meals are boring. 

I was lucky enough to grow up in a financially challenged family, which meant my mother had to come up with all sorts of ways to make the cheaper cuts (i.e. the ones the butcher couldn't otherwise sell and weren't even good enough to be turned into burgers & sausages) enticing. The one thing our meals were not is boring.

In fact, my kids still cook up meals from recipes my mother used from when I was but a mere slip of a lad.

On a similar note...or not... I was thinking about what would be the definitive culturally inclusive British meal of 2025? Can't be arsed to pose the question on the Woke thread, so, as it's food related, I'll ask on here, instead.

[Pub Bigot]

I did it for a month a few years back and shat like I was a rocket. Felt good, energy levels were fantastic, meals are boring. 

[Gank]

That's a bowl of mince. Sponsored mince. Hardly Gordon fucking Ramsay. Did this really require a how-to cooking video? That's the sort of thing I'd cook when I was a single bloke living alone for the first time and would come back drunk and see what was in the fridge the week before payday.

I have seen adverts for this 'carnivore diet' but that's my first glimpse into what it actually means.

It means absolutely nothing.