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What happened to these WHOisms?

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Pub Bigot
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What happened to these WHOisms?

Post Pub Bigot »

I've not seen anyone accused of 'Zoltaneering' in recent years. Maybe because most WHOers are now so old travel, women, food, clothes, cars, etc. 

WHOicide - Not used when Manuel shit the bed and quit. 

Sold0 - I hope he and his black lab are well. 

HOT PISS! - Was a thing for a bit. 

 
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Post Mr Anon »

15 more posts would be a perfect time for mentioning another one, if you know what I mean...
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Post Pi Alpha Nu »

Wasps are cunts!
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Far Cough UKunt
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Post Far Cough UKunt »

How many times did PLW have a meet at the Oyster shed for a straightner?
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Post Big head »

Chip Shop Charlie" wrote: 17 Jun 2025, 22:07 FOMB was popular for a few years
You're welcome
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Post Far Cough UKunt »

Trilby55 wrote: 09 Jul 2025, 09:54 Does anyone remember’ guess who just walked past my office window ?’ threads? 
Was it at the Oyster place?
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Post Trilby55 »

Does anyone remember’ guess who just walked past my office window ?’ threads? 
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Post Mike Oxsaw »

Seems to have been quite a while since a "Chinny Reckon".
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WHU(Exeter)
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Post WHU(Exeter) »

I think he mentioned jumping over the reception desk as well, unless I'm remembering it wrong.

Anyway, bit different and a lot funnier than a usual 'Teams' meeting...
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WHU(Exeter) wrote: 24 Jun 2025, 14:22 I remember reading that on ITBS - wasn't it a Spurs fan?
Yes mate 
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The Mercernary" wrote: 20 Jun 2025, 10:45 Human Teeth - old Hugh, bless him, with his love of goaltenders. Was he also in the Network?
I've met Hugh, when West Ham played out here. 
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Lee Trundle" wrote: 25 Jun 2025, 09:28 What was posted when people pressed post message without typing anything?

nt?
Yes, but in brackets 
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Lee Trundle" wrote: 25 Jun 2025, 09:28 What was posted when people pressed post message without typing anything?

nt?
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Post Lee Trundle »

What was posted when people pressed post message without typing anything?

nt?
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Post Gary Strodders shank »

I don't know if they should be termed as WHOisms but a couple  of things you don't see anymore.

Friday slurps and Young Woody's dress code for Burnley / Stoke or some other team of northern cloggers.

Friday slurps normality featured a lot  of city boozers (now i guess there aren't many people about in the city on a Friday.)
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Woodys dress code   

Normally a boaty thing going on 

.Boaty McBoatface also rings a bell  was he a poster ?
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Council Scum" wrote: 24 Jun 2025, 13:50
Frankie Pankie" wrote: 18 Jun 2025, 02:13 LOLOLITA - by Cliff Ette deserves a mention. 

I do miss Tom MY's daily whomail about how he was some well ard ICF and was going to fly across the global and "sort me out" he never did the old cսnt. 

I would also love it when someone would do the multithreaded take over protest and post the same thread on the 1st 5 pages. 

Tynan's vest

Slurps

Ged taking over and proceeding to ban anyone who disagreed with him causing site traffic to plummet 


 
In fairness to Tom my (another great bloke) he could hold his hands up and you wouldn't want him turning up on your doorstep. As I recall, in the early days (before he moved to Mexico) he traced someone's IP address and name, turned up at their office and chased them down the backstairs. 
 very Lorne Malvo..👏
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I remember reading that on ITBS - wasn't it a Spurs fan?
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Frankie Pankie" wrote: 18 Jun 2025, 02:13 LOLOLITA - by Cliff Ette deserves a mention. 

I do miss Tom MY's daily whomail about how he was some well ard ICF and was going to fly across the global and "sort me out" he never did the old cսnt. 

I would also love it when someone would do the multithreaded take over protest and post the same thread on the 1st 5 pages. 

Tynan's vest

Slurps

Ged taking over and proceeding to ban anyone who disagreed with him causing site traffic to plummet 

 
In fairness to Tom my (another great bloke) he could hold his hands up and you wouldn't want him turning up on your doorstep. As I recall, in the early days (before he moved to Mexico) he traced someone's IP address and name, turned up at their office and chased them down the backstairs. 
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Rubble again" wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 18:14 'Take your eyes out with a spoon' - was that Tumblweed or Tipsy McStagger?
The Network was mentioned earlier, was that the (supposed) twins who came out with all sorts of bollocks  - from New Zealand, I think.
And 'tasty right hook'.
The spoons was me.. Tipsy
Tumbleweed was "Tumblefoo" and one time told someone to bring a "Spare head" to a fight. 

Tumble was a great bloke, not seen him over West Ham for years, but then I'm not frequent anymore either. 
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Far Cough UKunt" wrote: 22 Jun 2025, 15:44 Don't know who said it but "Nig on Nog crime" raised more than a titter on here.
That was me, got banned for that lol
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Post Swiss. »

Has Shaun Wright-Philips had his medical yet? 
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Friday Slurps 
:-(
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I remember, from a decade or more ago, when anything transfer related was said to be part of the Carrick deal.
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Fancy a bum?

someone whomailed me that a month ago
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Don't know who said it but "Nig on Nog crime" raised more than a titter on here.
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