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What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 17 Jun 2025, 19:16
by Pub Bigot
I've not seen anyone accused of 'Zoltaneering' in recent years. Maybe because most WHOers are now so old travel, women, food, clothes, cars, etc. 

WHOicide - Not used when Manuel shit the bed and quit. 

Sold0 - I hope he and his black lab are well. 

HOT PISS! - Was a thing for a bit. 

 

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 11 Jul 2025, 06:56
by Mr Anon
15 more posts would be a perfect time for mentioning another one, if you know what I mean...

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 10 Jul 2025, 21:33
by Pi Alpha Nu
Wasps are cunts!

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 10 Jul 2025, 15:02
by Far Cough UKunt
How many times did PLW have a meet at the Oyster shed for a straightner?

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 10 Jul 2025, 14:50
by Big head
Chip Shop Charlie" wrote: 17 Jun 2025, 22:07 FOMB was popular for a few years
You're welcome

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 09 Jul 2025, 10:06
by Far Cough UKunt
Trilby55 wrote: 09 Jul 2025, 09:54 Does anyone remember’ guess who just walked past my office window ?’ threads? 
Was it at the Oyster place?

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 09 Jul 2025, 09:54
by Trilby55
Does anyone remember’ guess who just walked past my office window ?’ threads? 

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 27 Jun 2025, 15:14
by Mike Oxsaw
Seems to have been quite a while since a "Chinny Reckon".

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 25 Jun 2025, 15:39
by WHU(Exeter)
I think he mentioned jumping over the reception desk as well, unless I'm remembering it wrong.

Anyway, bit different and a lot funnier than a usual 'Teams' meeting...

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 25 Jun 2025, 13:35
by Council Scum
WHU(Exeter) wrote: 24 Jun 2025, 14:22 I remember reading that on ITBS - wasn't it a Spurs fan?
Yes mate 

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 25 Jun 2025, 11:06
by Jonah Lomas
The Mercernary" wrote: 20 Jun 2025, 10:45 Human Teeth - old Hugh, bless him, with his love of goaltenders. Was he also in the Network?
I've met Hugh, when West Ham played out here. 

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 25 Jun 2025, 09:48
by Gank
Lee Trundle" wrote: 25 Jun 2025, 09:28 What was posted when people pressed post message without typing anything?

nt?
Yes, but in brackets 

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 25 Jun 2025, 09:47
by Gank
Lee Trundle" wrote: 25 Jun 2025, 09:28 What was posted when people pressed post message without typing anything?

nt?

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 25 Jun 2025, 09:28
by Lee Trundle
What was posted when people pressed post message without typing anything?

nt?

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 25 Jun 2025, 09:15
by Gary Strodders shank
I don't know if they should be termed as WHOisms but a couple  of things you don't see anymore.

Friday slurps and Young Woody's dress code for Burnley / Stoke or some other team of northern cloggers.

Friday slurps normality featured a lot  of city boozers (now i guess there aren't many people about in the city on a Friday.)
.
Woodys dress code   

Normally a boaty thing going on 

.Boaty McBoatface also rings a bell  was he a poster ?

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 24 Jun 2025, 23:07
by Monsieur merde de cheval
Council Scum" wrote: 24 Jun 2025, 13:50
Frankie Pankie" wrote: 18 Jun 2025, 02:13 LOLOLITA - by Cliff Ette deserves a mention. 

I do miss Tom MY's daily whomail about how he was some well ard ICF and was going to fly across the global and "sort me out" he never did the old cսnt. 

I would also love it when someone would do the multithreaded take over protest and post the same thread on the 1st 5 pages. 

Tynan's vest

Slurps

Ged taking over and proceeding to ban anyone who disagreed with him causing site traffic to plummet 


 
In fairness to Tom my (another great bloke) he could hold his hands up and you wouldn't want him turning up on your doorstep. As I recall, in the early days (before he moved to Mexico) he traced someone's IP address and name, turned up at their office and chased them down the backstairs. 
 very Lorne Malvo..👏

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 24 Jun 2025, 23:04
by Monsieur merde de cheval
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Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 24 Jun 2025, 14:22
by WHU(Exeter)
I remember reading that on ITBS - wasn't it a Spurs fan?

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 24 Jun 2025, 13:50
by Council Scum
Frankie Pankie" wrote: 18 Jun 2025, 02:13 LOLOLITA - by Cliff Ette deserves a mention. 

I do miss Tom MY's daily whomail about how he was some well ard ICF and was going to fly across the global and "sort me out" he never did the old cսnt. 

I would also love it when someone would do the multithreaded take over protest and post the same thread on the 1st 5 pages. 

Tynan's vest

Slurps

Ged taking over and proceeding to ban anyone who disagreed with him causing site traffic to plummet 

 
In fairness to Tom my (another great bloke) he could hold his hands up and you wouldn't want him turning up on your doorstep. As I recall, in the early days (before he moved to Mexico) he traced someone's IP address and name, turned up at their office and chased them down the backstairs. 

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 24 Jun 2025, 13:48
by Council Scum
Rubble again" wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 18:14 'Take your eyes out with a spoon' - was that Tumblweed or Tipsy McStagger?
The Network was mentioned earlier, was that the (supposed) twins who came out with all sorts of bollocks  - from New Zealand, I think.
And 'tasty right hook'.
The spoons was me.. Tipsy
Tumbleweed was "Tumblefoo" and one time told someone to bring a "Spare head" to a fight. 

Tumble was a great bloke, not seen him over West Ham for years, but then I'm not frequent anymore either. 

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 23 Jun 2025, 18:57
by Frankie Pankie
Far Cough UKunt" wrote: 22 Jun 2025, 15:44 Don't know who said it but "Nig on Nog crime" raised more than a titter on here.
That was me, got banned for that lol

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 23 Jun 2025, 12:53
by Swiss.
Has Shaun Wright-Philips had his medical yet? 

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 22 Jun 2025, 20:19
by yngwies Cat
Friday Slurps 
:-(

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 22 Jun 2025, 19:00
by ,
I remember, from a decade or more ago, when anything transfer related was said to be part of the Carrick deal.

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 22 Jun 2025, 18:58
by BRANDED
Fancy a bum?

someone whomailed me that a month ago

Re: What happened to these WHOisms?

Posted: 22 Jun 2025, 15:44
by Far Cough UKunt
Don't know who said it but "Nig on Nog crime" raised more than a titter on here.