Toxic mushroom Beef Wellington woman GUILTY

[Fauxstralian]

Death cap mushrooms in individual Beef Wellingtons (except hers)
Managed to kill her in laws & her mother in laws sister
Ex husband wisely swerved the lunch

[Westham67]

Lifted from the Daily Mail, by some wag in the readers' comments: "Will she be kept in a single cell or a douxelle?"

Ag, ag ag(aric).

LOL

[Nurse Ratched]

Lifted from the Daily Mail, by some wag in the readers' comments: "Will she be kept in a single cell or a douxelle?"

Ag, ag ag(aric).

[Westham67]

Play that funghi music, white boy was played at the behest of the family at one of the deceased's funerals as a show of respect

[Lee Trundle]

Ex husband was wise to not feel ‘comfortable’ in attending 
 

I heard it was because he wasn't much of a fun guy.

[goose]

when she did her interview she should have just BUTTONed it.

[Fauxstralian]

She googled where these death cap mushrooms had been seen near her house in country Victoria
And when they were dying she dumped some piece of kitchen equipment that concentrated the mushrooms and was caught on cctv
Ex husband was wise to not feel ‘comfortable’ in attending 
Would have been a hell of a lot less comfortable otherwise

[Trilby55]

Bet there wasn’t mush room in the court room .

[Westham67]

They were so far gone that even Doctor Martens couldn't save them

[Westham67]

The mourners were ferried to the funeral by Lacey's coaches 

[mallard]

She could have just BOOTED them out of the house

[violator]

I've never had beef wellington

[Massive Attack]

Apparently it was a recipe to die for. 

[Westham67]

May their soles rest in peace

[Massive Attack]

Was the husband of the mother in laws sister who got sick & survived 

 

I knew it was one of the husbands! Her other half did have a lucky escape also then. 

[One Sunny Day]

It's not true that some mushrooms are inedible. All mushrooms can be eaten. It's just that some mushrooms can only be eaten once.

[Westham67]

CLASS "Individual" beef Wellington, they were probably all different sizes. I am 8.5 UK

[Fauxstralian]

Was the husband of the mother in laws sister who got sick & survived 
Her ex husband was still in dispute with her and cancelled
She was upset by this apparently so he was lined up as well
She was going to tell all the family she had cancer … which was not true

[Massive Attack]

Maybe they were double checking the exact recipe to make sure they got the right amount of ingredients measured for the next time their other halves piss them off? 

[Nurse Ratched]

Jury took six days to deliberate. SIX DAYS! Were they being paid by the hour or something??

[Massive Attack]

I think the husband did have some of the shit she served up, but luckily survived it after going to hospital first with a severe bout of delhi-belly I'm sure. 

Moral of the story is don't piss off a female Cook..