West Ham United Women

[Mex Martillo]

September
Sunday 7 September – Tottenham Hotspur (A) 12noon
Sunday 14 September – Arsenal (H) 12noon
Sunday 21 September – Brighton & Hove Albion (A) 2pm
Sunday 28 September – Chelsea (H) 12noon

October
Sunday 5 October – Aston Villa (H) 12noon
Sunday 12 October – London City Lionesses (A) 12noon

November
Sunday 2 November – Manchester City (A) 12noon
Sunday 9 November – Leicester City (H) 12noon
Sunday 16 November – Everton (H) 12noon

December
Saturday 6 December – Manchester United (A) 12.30pm
Saturday 13 December – Liverpool (H) 12noon

January
Sunday 11 January – Chelsea (A) 2pm
Sunday 25 January – Leicester City (A) 3pm

February
Sunday 1 February – Tottenham Hotspur (H) 12noon
Sunday 8 February – Brighton & Hove Albion (H) 12noon
Sunday 15 February – Everton (A) 2pm

March
Sunday 15 March – Manchester United (H) 12noon
Saturday 21 March – Arsenal (A) 12.30pm
Sunday 29 March – London City Lionesses (H) 12noon

April
Sunday 26 April – Liverpool (A) 2pm

May
Sunday 3 May – Aston Villa (A) 2pm
Sunday 17 May – Manchester City (H) 12noon

No.    Pos.    Nation    Player
1    GK    Poland POL    Kinga Szemik
2    DF    Japan JPN    Yu Endo
4    MF    Finland FIN    Oona Siren
5    DF    Belgium BEL    Amber Tysiak
7    DF    Algeria ALG    Inès Belloumou
9    FW    Japan JPN    Riko Ueki
11    FW    Colombia COL    Manuela Paví
13    DF    Finland FIN    Eva Nyström
14    DF    Canada CAN    Shelina Zadorsky (vice-captain)
15    MF    Hungary HUN    Anna Csiki (on loan from Tottenham Hotspur)
18    DF    England ENG    Anouk Denton
19    FW    Germany GER    Shekiera Martinez
20    FW    France FRA    Viviane Asseyi
21    FW    England ENG    Sarah Brasero
22    MF    Australia AUS    Katrina Gorry (captain)
23    FW    Wales WAL    Ffion Morgan
25    GK    Republic of Ireland IRL    Megan Walsh
27    FW    Switzerland SUI    Leila Wandeler
29    DF    Austria AUT    Verena Hanshaw
30    GK    England ENG    Katie O'Hanlon
33    MF    Turkey TUR    Halle Houssein
77    MF    Switzerland SUI    Seraina Piubel

Manager    Rehanne Skinner

[El Scorchio]

The disparity even in the top division of the women's game is mental. The top four basically just hoard all the good players, smash everyone else week in week out and play about 5-6 meaningful games a year. Everyone else is just cannon fodder and trying to not get relegated scrapping for points with the other shit sides. West Ham have been proper circling the drain for the last number of years. Unsurprisingly all the bollocks spouted by Brady and the Sullivans about making our women's team relevant turned out to indeed be a load of bollocks.

The FA or whoever is in charge need to go a bit to try and get some sort of level playing field in place, really.

[honky cat]

Oh dear lost 5-0

[Mex Martillo]

Arsenal Women v West Ham United Women
21st March 12:00
Emirates Stadium
 

[Mex Martillo]

They had a massive break with internationals and I do not know what.
Good point for the Women. Stay at 11, just above the relagation spot.

[honky cat]

I must admit i'd forgotten all about our lovely girls since west ham.became massive again.

I thought Cascarino might be related to republic of irelend "legend" Tony, but shes not.

Anyway 0-0, 10 mins left
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[Mex Martillo]

West Ham United Women v Manchester United Women
NOW! Wednesday 18th March 20:15
Chigwell Construction Stadium
Apparently live on BBC3.

[Mex Martillo]

Yesterday lost 1-0 at Everton. We are still 10th.

[Mex Martillo]

Moved up to 10th, two places above relegation.
Can the men follow?

[twoleftfeet]

2 down, 4 minutes left.

End up winning 3-2

[Mex Martillo]

Opps, kickoff 12:00
I’m in Bucharest and screwed the hour zone nonsense.

[Mex Martillo]

West Ham United Women v Brighton & Hove Albion Women
Sunday 8th Jan. 14:00
Chigwell Construction Stadium

[honky cat]

West Ham United Women 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur Women
Fuck, and we were winning 1-0 at HT, sounds familiar.

Win together, lose together.
The new fierce lady manager is nuno with a wig on. Look at her.

 

[Mex Martillo]

West Ham United Women 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur Women
Fuck, and we were winning 1-0 at HT, sounds familiar.

[Mex Martillo]

Sunday 1 February
West Ham United Women v Tottenham Hotspur Women
12:55 Chigwell Construction Stadium

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

You’d imagine Newcastle would have the resources to not be so bad
Presume the Saudis make them play in burkas 

No such luck ..but will no doubt be normalised given time.

[Massive Attack]

Nerve-racking
 

[Mex Martillo]

We won, Leicester 1-2 West Ham
Still 2nd from bottom, a point ahead  of Liverpool.
Spurs at home next.

[Massive Attack]

You’d imagine Newcastle would have the resources to not be so bad
Presume the Saudis make them play in burkas 

That's a bit risqué for you, ain't it?

[Mex Martillo]

Leicester Women v West Ham United Women
Sunday 25 Jan. 2026 12:55
King Power Stadium

[Fauxstralian]

You’d imagine Newcastle would have the resources to not be so bad
Presume the Saudis make them play in burkas 

[Mex Martillo]

The lovely girls are on TNT 1 now, fa cup v Newcaste - Lucy Ward on comms.
Whats not to like

Good result!
Newcastle Women 0 - 3 West Ham Women

[twoleftfeet]

The lovely girls are on TNT 1 now, fa cup v Newcaste - Lucy Ward on comms.
Whats not to like

Lucy Ward is exactly where she should be, commentating on women’s football. Superb. 

[honky cat]

The lovely girls are on TNT 1 now, fa cup v Newcaste - Lucy Ward on comms.
Whats not to like

[Massive Attack]

Who’s there manager, Nuno?

[Fauxstralian]

Was reading about the Doris with the earring 
Seems you have to take it out not tape it over
Saying that she would need a doctor to remove it and no one at the club realised 
Not a circus any more eh?