West Ham United Women

[Mex Martillo]

September
Sunday 7 September – Tottenham Hotspur (A) 12noon
Sunday 14 September – Arsenal (H) 12noon
Sunday 21 September – Brighton & Hove Albion (A) 2pm
Sunday 28 September – Chelsea (H) 12noon

October
Sunday 5 October – Aston Villa (H) 12noon
Sunday 12 October – London City Lionesses (A) 12noon

November
Sunday 2 November – Manchester City (A) 12noon
Sunday 9 November – Leicester City (H) 12noon
Sunday 16 November – Everton (H) 12noon

December
Saturday 6 December – Manchester United (A) 12.30pm
Saturday 13 December – Liverpool (H) 12noon

January
Sunday 11 January – Chelsea (A) 2pm
Sunday 25 January – Leicester City (A) 3pm

February
Sunday 1 February – Tottenham Hotspur (H) 12noon
Sunday 8 February – Brighton & Hove Albion (H) 12noon
Sunday 15 February – Everton (A) 2pm

March
Sunday 15 March – Manchester United (H) 12noon
Saturday 21 March – Arsenal (A) 12.30pm
Sunday 29 March – London City Lionesses (H) 12noon

April
Sunday 26 April – Liverpool (A) 2pm

May
Sunday 3 May – Aston Villa (A) 2pm
Sunday 17 May – Manchester City (H) 12noon

No.    Pos.    Nation    Player
1    GK    Poland POL    Kinga Szemik
2    DF    Japan JPN    Yu Endo
4    MF    Finland FIN    Oona Siren
5    DF    Belgium BEL    Amber Tysiak
7    DF    Algeria ALG    Inès Belloumou
9    FW    Japan JPN    Riko Ueki
11    FW    Colombia COL    Manuela Paví
13    DF    Finland FIN    Eva Nyström
14    DF    Canada CAN    Shelina Zadorsky (vice-captain)
15    MF    Hungary HUN    Anna Csiki (on loan from Tottenham Hotspur)
18    DF    England ENG    Anouk Denton
19    FW    Germany GER    Shekiera Martinez
20    FW    France FRA    Viviane Asseyi
21    FW    England ENG    Sarah Brasero
22    MF    Australia AUS    Katrina Gorry (captain)
23    FW    Wales WAL    Ffion Morgan
25    GK    Republic of Ireland IRL    Megan Walsh
27    FW    Switzerland SUI    Leila Wandeler
29    DF    Austria AUT    Verena Hanshaw
30    GK    England ENG    Katie O'Hanlon
33    MF    Turkey TUR    Halle Houssein
77    MF    Switzerland SUI    Seraina Piubel

Manager    Rehanne Skinner

[Fauxstralian]

You’d imagine Newcastle would have the resources to not be so bad
Presume the Saudis make them play in burkas 

[Mex Martillo]

The lovely girls are on TNT 1 now, fa cup v Newcaste - Lucy Ward on comms.
Whats not to like

Good result!
Newcastle Women 0 - 3 West Ham Women

[twoleftfeet]

The lovely girls are on TNT 1 now, fa cup v Newcaste - Lucy Ward on comms.
Whats not to like

Lucy Ward is exactly where she should be, commentating on women’s football. Superb. 

[honky cat]

The lovely girls are on TNT 1 now, fa cup v Newcaste - Lucy Ward on comms.
Whats not to like

[Massive Attack]

Who’s there manager, Nuno?

[Fauxstralian]

Was reading about the Doris with the earring 
Seems you have to take it out not tape it over
Saying that she would need a doctor to remove it and no one at the club realised 
Not a circus any more eh?

[Mex Martillo]

Our new head coach is Rita Guarino. Italian, was manager at Juventus and won 7 trophies.
Her first match will be Chelsea away 11 Jan 2026. Nice easy start.

 

[Gaffer58]

Who’s there manager, Nuno?

[twoleftfeet]

The sheer amateurism of women’s football summed up by Cascarino unable to come on for her debut because she was wearing an earring.

[Mex Martillo]

I don't think so. Women are out of the relegation position. Chelsea are one of the best in women's football. Also I understand there is some nonsense that they want to expand the womens league, so even the relegated team goes into a play off and if they win they will not go down.

[ragingbull]

Lost 5-0, men and women to be relegated ?

[Mex Martillo]

Chelsea Women v West Ham United Women
Sunday 11 January 13:00
Kingsmeadow

The women are back. You will all be very pleased about that. New manager, new players, but very tough restart.

[Mex Martillo]

Our new head coach is Rita Guarino. Italian, was manager at Juventus and won 7 trophies.
Her first match will be Chelsea away 11 Jan 2026. Nice easy start.

[honky cat]

I wonder if kate longhurst could come in. I don't know what she's up to now. Did she do any coaching badges.

[Mex Martillo]

Skinner didn't do much and to be struggling in the 2nd season after plenty of opportunity to shape the squad wasn't very good. Drawing with Liverpool the only team below us probably sealed the sacking. Quite a good time to change. Next game is January when there is also the transfer window. Everton and Leicester are 3 and 4 points ahead of us. A new manager will have to get us moving up the table. Yes uncanny the similarities with the men, but I think the women are in a better position.

[Eerie Decent]

The commonality would be uncanny, if it was the same sport.

[honky cat]

Manager gone!

sacked I guess.

Yes it seems she was a bit of a cock piss potter, maybe a
fanny, wee wee, skinner 

The results have been poor, but there's been a lot of changes in the team. I know most on here think they're nothing to do with west ham but they've plenty in common when it comes to the timing of successes and struggles. Also in a relegation fight this season.

[twoleftfeet]

Lucy Ward to take over.

Excellent. She won’t be on TV anymore then.

[Mad Ferret]

Lucy Ward to take over.

[twoleftfeet]

Manager gone!

sacked I guess.

[Mex Martillo]

Manchester United Women 2-1 West Ham United Women
We stay 11th above Liverpool in the relegation place.

[Mex Martillo]

Sun 07 Dec 13:00
Manchester United Women v West Ham United Women
Progress with Unity Stadium

[Lee Trundle]

I'd watch all the mens cup draws if they were done by lesbians, with loads of innuendos, with them making sex toys out of the balls.

[Fauxstralian]

Is she the one who drew out a ball and accidentally dropped it back in before picking it out again?
And then when she drew out Tottenham asked ‘What do we think of Tottenham?’
Ha ha
Cup Draw done by a ‘tik tok influencer’
 

[Lee Trundle]