The exciting youngster Jakob WANKER has signed
for Austrian club LASK Linz (Looks like Leonard just missed him last week)
* orders replica shirt *
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Jakob Wanker
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the coming of gary
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Fauxstralian
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Re: Jakob Wanker
You’d have thought the parents would have changed his name at some point
Jakob is a silly name
Jakob is a silly name
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Hello Mrs. Jones
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Massive Attack
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Monsieur merde de cheval
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Re: Jakob Wanker
I imagine his ball skills to be up and down
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Massive Attack
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F 129 Row66" wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 23:00 A bloke called Rafael Scheidt, pronounced Shite, played for Celtic, in of all places Scotland. Commentators called him Rafael.
That's actually disrespectful if you are the player and would prefer your Family name to be proudly stated, regardless of the snowflake sensibilities of the darling divs that may have happened to be listening and too fucking thick to understand that.
I hope the crowd managed to chant loud enough so it was still picked up on their mics - He's fucking Scheidt!
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John Drake
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Massive Attack" wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 21:18
Just learnt he is in fact a Keeper, so it's more about his handling.
Reckon he's pretty quick coming off his line
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F 129 Row66
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Re: Jakob Wanker
A bloke called Rafael Scheidt, pronounced Shite, played for Celtic, in of all places Scotland. Commentators called him Rafael.
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Massive Attack
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Westham67 wrote: ↑12 Mar 2026, 20:44And his dribbling
Just learnt he is in fact a Keeper, so it's more about his handling.
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Westham67
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Re: Jakob Wanker
And his dribbling
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Massive Attack
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Mex Martillo
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Re: Jakob Wanker
Looked him up, he really exists and is on transfer.com
Reminds me I once saw a scanned memo from some British empire chap in Sudan in the 1800s telling London he had met a gentleman called Mustavashag.
Somethings never change.
Reminds me I once saw a scanned memo from some British empire chap in Sudan in the 1800s telling London he had met a gentleman called Mustavashag.
Somethings never change.
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Westham67
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Far Cough UKunt
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Massive Attack
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