Have we signed him yet?

Loved NORM!!!

Sam: "What's new, Norm?"

Norm: "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer!" 

All it takes is one of the promoted teams to buck 'Return to Sender' mode and we're in serious sh*t next season with that squad. Laughably slow midfield, no intensity, score and create f*ck all, disinterested players namely Paqueta and Kudus, and a defence regularly unfamiliar with the digit zero. P...

Early Doors on BBC iPlayer...criminally under-rated comedy rarely repeated on the BBC. Basically, it's The Royle Family set in a pub; the two lazy coppers are superb.

Fair play to the board, cementing our richly-deserved reputation for signing injury-prone strikers who can't score