Zeb What a boring cnut you are.

"Burger King, KFC and McDonalds have announced that they are responding to the Covid-19 crisis by introducing a policy for regular handwashing for all their members of staff."

Zeb This explains so much about you and your posts God bless you.

I enjoyed Helmut's ancient joke

"After the ‘woke, diversity, SJW’ appeasing box office disasters that were Terminator Dark Fate, Dark Phoenix, Charlie’s Angels and the Disney Star Wars excrement amongst many others, hopefully Hollywood has learned that the customers want to be entertained and not preached to."

A Flock of Seagulls- Greatest Hits

Remember Christmas decorations are like Jeffrey Epstein. They aren't going to hang themselves..

Last time I ordered a Chinese it arrived cold

Got into following the Miami Dolphins when i was a kid in the 80s. They are now the Oldham of the NFL.

My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school. So I punched him in the face and stole his dinner money.

I don't get that last one. Please help

Just seen it's John McCririck's funeral this Friday at 5/2

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother

In the Court of the Crimson King - King Crimson

David Lammy screaming the safety word

I don't know Saul.