Oh look....we attack...we score. Who'd have thought?

Fucking Billy Smart's circus - 9 against 3-4 and we score it for them anyway. Can we get any further back?

"""I fear this will be a bigger spanking than the annual Tunbridge Wells BDSM club's Spankathon weekend festival."" What goes on at the Spankathon........etc"

Sad demise of Moyes. The well of luck and chancery has finally run dry. Fuck off now and we'll let you keep the tracksuit as severance.

What a fucking embarrassment we have become yet again.

"Putting the kiss of death on it now but this has been pretty good, other than the actual football on display: https://soccerlive.to/detail-match/11352478"

What a waste of time. Moyes should personally refund the supporters for that shit. No intention of even making a game of it. At least warn the travelling fans before they go that you're throwing the game to conserve league position and to extend the Europe League run. Wanker

"A poll of 3000 people across Great Britain. It is funded by Unbound Approach which is a pro immigration group so the results are hardly surprising. These polls are a pile of meaningless shite, sponsored by those with influential interests in the outcomes. If it was the Daily Mail or The Sun you wou...

They most definitely are not. They are very similar profile to be honest. Proper mix...like a lot of clubs.

"I know a lot of people think everything is dominated by social media these days but I don't think it's a judge of how big a club is, which is always open to interpretation and needs qualifying. I would say that Rangers probably had more in Seville than we had in Prague. Like us, they had people tra...

Blame for today in order: 1. Fatigue / busy schedule 2. Players not doing what they were asked 3. The fans not getting behind the team 4. Israel

"My two penneth: Braverman's comments were far too late in the day to make a difference to what was going to happen. Our ineffective and pandering politicians have got this country in such a state that we are in a very precarious state between protecting citizens versus protecting and accommodating ...

What a fucking surprise!

"I can accept the odd poor performance, we're well used to all that, but the surrendering of that European record with such a disrespectful whimper is dogshit."

"So, no changes, what the fuck is wrong with this prick? Has someone plucked his eyeballs out and stuck his bollocks in the sockets ffs?"

The whole team looks fucked and jogging around like headless chickens. It's worrying when you know there's a Kehrer kerfuffle around the corner or several Bennie / Kudus turnovers still to come

Unless Kudus conjures something up or Ward Prowse stops trying the same corner that has now failed three times you really can't see where a goal comes from. Ings was gone 2 x seasons ago and looks shot to pieces

We're fucked!

How tragic. So sorry for your loss NJ. He's being looked after by a big family up there, absolutely no doubt. RIP