bruuuuno. wot if it was her time of the month and she asked you to suck her blob out?

they had a choyce to scrach bite and screem but choze to spred there legs. sold there soles to the devil and then cry foul play. stupid bints giving real raped girls a bad name.

i just hope the players keep dissobaying moyeses orders like they dun agenst man u in the secund half and in the secund half agenst arsenal and for the hole game agenst bornemouth and not folow his orders like they dun agenst the jordees

next up weve got lester city no vardy oh what a pity we'll have to make do with a pissed sloppy screw when we grab some east midland titty there was a young lady from vange who had a orkid-like flange