Never in a million years did I think I'd post this, but I actually quite miss the pickled Pole. Has he been carded, has he left, or did Jakubs donkey boot him in the head and he's now fucked off to his one TRUE love, a Charlton site? All I know is he has more time on his hands now he's not posting ...

Like I said after he went squealing to the mods, we know what we know. I reported the last baseless accusation and I will not hesitate to report another now. The vulnerable need to be protected from online groomers like you. The hypocrisy of this post fucking stinks!! Other way round the long necke...

Snowy here in Poland.

The streets have been thoroughly ploughed top to bottom and left salty.

Just like Pickle's missus.

"Just taking a quick break, having a fag outside the dojo. You know I don't actually have any qualifications to do this job? I just like punching and kicking Pickle's racist kids."

"Mate, she's not stalking you, she just needs her housekeeping money coz I fancy steak tonight."

Wearing condoms

That is one good looking dog.

Me and Vladimir Putin.

Mrs Pickle is certainly focused on MY issue.

Dwight. She pays ME.

"Ah, this website is up and running again. Good-oh. Explains why she and I have stopped hearing the sobbing and scratching at the door outside the bedroom. It was a bit off-putting but I still managed to rock her world."

It's a shame Pickle can't take a joke as well as his wife can take a cock.

Maybe you could get on with that job I gave you. My condoms ain't gonna rinse and dry themselves.

Goose To be honest I'm disappointed the kids turned out to be a couple of duds. Maybe all the 'roids I took made my tadpoles go gimpy. I'm letting pickle take the credit.

"She'd rather have me eat her kipper, that's why."

Dwight Van Man 8:09 It keeps him out of my way. Can't abide his rheumy-eyed glumface. Makes it harder for me to finish.

That's nothing compared to the old banger I'm seeing. I've had to pull Pavel and the rest of BENCH crew out of her toilet, plus Jakub AND his bloody donkey.

"I first met his wife in The Dumb Cow. Rapidly followed by The Spread Eagle, if you catch my drift."