I had my kids in my 40's. Similar conversation on the 3 channels and limited time for children's programmes. My eldest, about 6 at the time, said 'Couldn't you just put a dvd on?'

Shanks said 'No
I don't think so.....

I haven't had a wank for a week so my fulcrum is scrote.

George Alagiah. Seemed a lovely bloke and for some reason I took an interest in his bowel cancer struggle from the start. Then got a similar diagnosis myself. And then he died - that was quite emotional for me even though I never met the man

Bobby Crush

Tam O'Shanter

STING

Lieutenant PIGEON

"I think you're right Nurse. We had a family in one of our nest boxes. I thought they'd moved on a while ago but seems they didn't go far. Pity the poor parents, the little bastards never give up."

"I am normally a tit fan (oooh, matron) but there is gang of great tits just beyond my garden that have been going fucking mental all day for the last three days. No idea what the trigger is but they are getting on my....err, nerves"

Nursey

Loving that new app Nursery. Picking out multiple species at the same time whereas previous apps I've used have just focused on the noisiest. Thanks for sharing

The Great Escape - I Am Kloot