" What if he's a Denis Law, who scores for Utd but doesn't mind scoring for City too? ... Sorry about that Denis if you're watching. I apologize, Give me a call and we'll go out for a drink sometime ... on second thoughts, NO ... That's a bad idea. Forget it, I'll just go home to my wife" ...

Told my 13 year old that when I was younger the internet was in black and white. Looked up from her phone so I guess she believed me 

I'm seriously thinking Lopetegui is actually a TikTok prankster

 

Amazing that Callum Wilson didn't score against us. COYI

I'll be watching on my Samsung S3 via a Polish streaming app. COY.....I

Gangster Fish. Get rid of your enemies by packing polystyrene around their tail fin so that they bob up out of the water to 'sleep with the humans'.

Adam, Manchester