He'll probably weigh about 14 stone as well... 

It probably didn't help Small's confidence when his parents gave him a middle name of 'Offside'

But but it was all Super Tom club legend a few weeks ago after his latest goal. Fucking useless prick. 

Apart from JWP instead of Irving imo.

Hopefully we'll give the scouse a game next week now. Bit of self belief and all that.

We've still got Southampton at home to come. Nailed on 3 points, right?

Hold on a sec. The other week he was Super Tom, a true West Ham legend. 

Only two weeks ago after Leicester it was super Tom this, Legend that, love the guy to death bollocks, etc, when really he's been utter shit in doing the job he's supposed to do for over three years. He needs to be first out the door this summer. 

A win at Leicester following the usual defeat at Arsenal is a must.

Midfield way too slow with those two