A few years ago l went on Stars In Your Eyes with my uncle. He was missing both legs an arm and a big chunk of his skull.

Anyway we’re behind the curtain and Matthew Kelly says “And who are you here as tonight” ?

l said… “Simon and half uncle”

Vlad Coufal signing for Hoffenheim I hope he does well there and wish him good luck.

Pdcwhu

I agree with all that. I,ve lived in Kerry for 30 years now..the first 25 were hard at times but it never crossed my mind to leave. The last 5 have gotten worse and worse and leaving is definitely on the cards now. 

Honky Cat...where do you live?

Blokes with unrealistic wooden legs
Cars with air horns usually la cucaracha (I know you couldn't see them)
 

My next door neighbour once told me she was in a catch 99 situation