"I’ve been having issues sleeping recently,a combination of my brain doing a hundred miles an hour and then getting pissed off that it’s keeping me awake So a friend suggested this meditation app, I used it for the first time last night, was out like a light in about 15 minutes It’s called smi...

Yeah links would be good you saucy bastards!! Normally don’t have to ask….. shocking behaviour!

"Gary Strodders shank 11:35 Wed Nov 29 Re: Isn’t there normally an I’m A Celeb thread? I've always thought there is something not quite right about Ant and Dec. I did some carpentry work for Declan Donnelly about twenty years ago. We all turned up at 8 one morning we knew he would have left for ...

Someone’s had a pint or two

Swiss. wrote... Re: The Reckoning- BBC Why do people want to watch this? It's sick and morbid to do so if you ask me. You could say that about any crime documentary couldn’t you?

"bruuuno 3:41 Haha yeah, long time ago now!"

"My worst first date, took a girl out for a few drinks, with the normal chit chat Her “have you ever been married?” Me “no, you?” Her “yeah it was a bit of a disaster” Me “how come?” Her “he ended up getting done for attempted murder” Me “oh shit..... who’d he try and kill?.....

"Pervy So you’re fucking loads but getting stressed/twitchy eyed about it? I can’t take the piss too much, my body in its wisdom, decides too make me go blind when I’m too stressed, it’s weird as fuck! It’s not too much wanking either before anyone says anything, if that was the case i wou...

"There once was a gal, by golly, what had a very large shopping trolley, A Gent filled her up With a tip and a tup and received syphilis for his folly Only once have I seen this girl Cheryl and she was in a state of peril....."